Arts & Entertainment ‘Return of Dead IT funny By William Rudolph Staff Reporter Remember “Return of the Living Dead”? Well, there’s a sequel to it now, “Return of the Living Dead Part II.” And guess what? Probably using the same advertising agency as the last time, there’s now another catchy little phrase guaranteed to drive you to the theater: “Just when you thought it was safe to be dead.” The opening scene shows a mili tary convoy transporting hazardous waste during a thunderstorm. One particular soldier driving one of the trucks is having a good old time, smoking a joint, listening to heavy metal over his headphones and jam ming out (a moral lesson? The evils of drugs, rock and roll, and toxic waste?). The truck hits a bump. Three waste drums fall out and sink in a river. Whoops. Does the driver no tice? No. The lake just happens to be located next to a subdivision that looks re markably like the one from “Polter geist.” The subdivision and lake just happen to have a creepy old cemetery located nearby. The waste leaks out into the water and ground, and the dead rise to the tunes of heavy metal. The dead take over the subdivision/ town area. The army is powerless to do much more than evacuate what they think is all of the town and block off all exit routes. But wait, there are people trapped inside! And what people. We have all the horror-movie stereotypes: the young heroine, an aerobics animal who just happens to be the junior shooting champion in the state; the young hero/ cablcTV installcr(hey,cable TV guys know everything); the comic-relief, older mentor-type (in this case, an old lush of a doctor who keeps a “cherry” Chevy cruiser in his garage); the young couple (he’s a whiny grocery store employee who moonlights as a gravedigger, and she’s a hyper little ditz who looks exactly like tcenybop per star Tiffany); and the precocious young kid who saves the day by read ing comic books, a new category that started with ‘The Lost Boys.” “Return of the Living Dead Part II” is extremely funny. Everyone over acts to the best of their ability. The special effects aren’t really very spe cial, and there’s virtually no gore. 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Anne Burkholder, who has had an art studio in the Haymarket since that district’s redevelopment began in the early 1980s, rented the building April 1, 1987, and the grand opening was early last month. The project has been an idea of Burkholder’s for a long time, she said, and she had been looking for a building for about 12 years. She said she specifically wanted some thing in the Haymarket. All 16 of the art studios in the Burkholder Project building are being rented. Many of the spaces were spoken for before the build ing opened. There are also three loft apartments, each of which can also serve as an art studio, so artists get first consideration as renters. Rent for studios ranges from S60 to $200 a month, depending on size and location in the building. The loft apartments arc about $400 a month. The building has several galler ies displaying works of the resident artists. The first-floor gallery in the atrium displays one work from each resident artist. It is representa tive of what is created in the build ing, including oil and watcrcolor paintings, photographs and works in various other media. The public is encouraged to come in and browse. And while browsing, an “Eng lish door” policy is in effect. If an artist’s studio door is open, it is an invitation to come in, talk and watch works take shape. Burk holder said she hopes this will help demystify artists and the creative process to the public. The other two galleries can be used to display the works of small Burkholder and Al E. Cat groups of artists or for theme shows. Jeanette Richstaltcr is a water color artist who has a studio in the building. She said she likes the feeling of community the building creates. The building is also the home of Project Records, an alternative music record store. Steve Schultz, the store’s owner, said he was look ing for something in the Hay market and liked the room and the view. 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