Comics column returns with praise for Trench Ice’ tale By Chris McCubbin Staff Reporter It’s been a long time since the last “Comics Now” appeared. A lot has happened in comics since the lastone. Luckily for me almost all of it has been completely unimportant. But there have ban several high points. Here’s a few of them: “French Ice Featuring Carmen Cru.” Art and writing — Lelong, translated by RJ.M. Lofficier, Renegade Press, $2. Carmen Cru is one of the most brilliant cartoon characters of the 1980s. Carmen, a gnarled, shapeless, eld erly woman, is constantly engaged in a valiant struggle to live her life on her own solitary terms. Meanwhile, the rest of society keeps butting in with its own petty rules and annoyances. This is the exquisitely simple, genuinely profound premise of “French Ice.” In the latest issue (#7) Carmen successfully copes with — which in her case means manages to ignore — a whiny, would-be suicide,a drunken priest and his obsequious acolyte, and a paranoid neighbor who thinks Carmen is a witch. Lclong’s satirical stories arc dark, real and very funny, and Lofficicr’s i translation from the French is excel lent. But what really sets French lee above the rest is Lelong’s exquisitely detailed, slightly grotesque drawing style. Although Lelong’s style is en tirely his own it bears comparison to such modern masters as R. Crumb, Quinoand William Mcssncr-Locbs. “French Ice” is a brilliant work of art that can stand before the harshest literary and artistic criticism. “Real War Stories.” Various* creators, Eclipse Comics, $2. This one-shot was organized by the Central Committee for Conscien tious Objectors. “Real War Stories” is paci fist propaganda—it docsn ’ t even pretend to be anything else — but it’s sincere, honest and brilliantly exe cuted propaganda. An amazing assembly of profes sionals donated their time and talent to this project: Alan Moore, John Totlebcn, Steve Bissette, Mike Barr, Steve Leialoha, Bill Sicnkiewicz and others. Most of the stories arc first-person accounts from victims of the U.S. military establishment — a female soldier is lied to by her superiors and harassed by her peers, a college stu dent goes to jail rather than register for the draft, a Salvadoran human rights activist narrowly escapes the death squads. The stories are albvcry well done, but one of the the high-points is “Tapestries” by Alan Moore, John 1 otlebcn (both of the classic Swamp 1 hing) and Stan Woch, based on the books by Vietnam vet W.D. Earhart. Tapestries” is a stunning juxtaposi tion ot Earhart\s Vietnam experi ences, his prewar illusions of inno cence and sanity and his fragmented, confused post-war existence. Comics Now 11 ’ s worth the cover price j ust to gel Bill Sicnkicwicz’s horrific cover based on the drawings of Salvadoran children. Politically, “Real War Stories” is unabashedly one-sided and a bit sim plistic, but the obvious care and sin cerity behind the stories makes them thought-provoking. “Hellblazer.” Written by Jamie Delano, art by John Ridgeway, DC, $1.25. John Constantine, the hero of “Hellblazer,” was originally created by Alan Moore during his mind-bog gling stint on DC’s Swamp Thing. Constantine is a smallish, dapperly dressed (no long-underwear in this comic, thank God) Englishman who bears a more than passing resem blance to Sting, the rock star. He has a big chip on his shoulder that’s modified by an acerbic, graveyard humor. His profession is protecting people from major-league supernatu ral nasties who regard the human race as a tempting midnight snack. Judging from the first issue, “Hell blazer” is a worthy successor to “Swamp Thing.” The story is fast paced (if a tad wordy). The art is expressive and surprising, and both arc genuinely scary. Fun stuff. On the tube: TV producers have finally glom med on to the current popularity of comics, and the results are better than those of us who remember “Batman” and “The Incredible Hulk” with mixed affection and revulsion might expect. “Once a Hero,” a corny bit of super-hero whimscy, was the first show of the new season to fold. But it’s been replaced by “Sable,” based on Mike Grell’s comic “Jon Sable — Freelance,” a realistic mercenary adventure book. Sable, the title character, is an ex mercenary. Those scum (you know, THOSE scum) killed his wife and kids, so now he’s out to get any scum that happen to be unfortunate to s'ither into his path. Sable's wanted for murder, so he's established a double life — merce nary do-gooder by night, kiddie book author (no kidding) by day. “Sable” the TV show is slightly melodramatic with an emphasis on action, like a good comic book. Good, clean fun. “Beauty and the Beast” isanother network offering that relics heavily on the comics. 1 suspect that the con ccpt of a peaceful but anti-social civi lization living in tunnels under the New York subways was lifted, more or less entirely, from the Morlock characters in Marvel’s X-Mcn. Not only that, but, like a comic book, “Beauty and the Beast” is openly romantic and idealistic. Vin cent, the misunderstood man-beast of the title is a sympathetic monster hero in the grand tradition of the Hulk and the Swamp Thing (Have I men tioned Swamp-Thing in ever)' review so far? Good). Stone’s ‘Wall Street’ blends elements of fact and fantasy ^BL_I_| Photo Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox Oliver Stone directs his new film, “Wall Street.” By The Associated Press Oliver Slone’s “Wall Street” captures the predator instinct and avarice revealed in hostile take over lights and the insider trading scandal, but investment bankers who previewed the film say it neglects the honest majority and may reinforce prejudices against them. Reel Life “I thought it was a shallow dis tortion of what’s going on,” said Paul E. Tierney Jr., a financier in Coniston partners, a New York investment firm that has engaged in some highly publicized takeover battles. “There were elements of truth in it, but overall it was a pretty super ficial and not very interesting film,” Tierney said. “1 think that at best it will be realized as a carica ture and be light entertainment for someone. “But at worst it will be viewed by Mr. and Mrs. America as a confirmation dial Wall Street isrun by a group of greedy, blixxlthirsiy opportunists.” “Wall Street” is the story of how Bud Fox (Charlie Sheen), a young stock trader just out of business school, is corrupted by Gordon Gckko (Michael Douglas), a ruth less and conniving speculator who thrives by making huge stock prof its, largely through illegally ob taining inside information on im pending takeover deals. The film depicts a world in which obsessions with wealth, power and vanity crush morality and virtue, where companies rou tinely arc bought, sold or broken up, where a young man’s dream is fulfilled in his SI million pent house condo, replete with a pasta machine, sushi and a live-in girl friend-decorator. The year is 1985, in the midst of a record-setting stock market that appears to defy gravity. For that reason alone, “Wall Street” is largely outdated, since the Oct. 19 crash has squelched the euphoria and heralded a period of austerity, layoffs and consolidation. Wall Streeters said other ele ments of the film are a blend of reality and fantasy, a boiled-down, packaged two-hour Hollywood financial soap opera that borrows liberally from the Ivan Boesky insider-trading scandal and the corporate takeover craze that has been reshaping the American economy. “My official review is that the soundtrack is great,” said Asher > Edelman, a well-known investor, takeover strategist and Columbia Business School teacher who is friends with Stone, the film’s writer-director whose last movie was the Academy Award-winning “Platoon.” Particularly disappointing, Edelman said, was Stone’s refer ences to an ancient Chinese classic “The Art of War,” w hich Edelman uses in his class on corporate take overs. In the film, “The Art of W ar” 1 is Gckko’s biblc for plundering 1 companies and cp^h; mg adversaries. u " 7 n Seasoned Wall Streeters likely , will enjoy watching the movie to t identify popular Manhattan spots and familiar faces used as extras, but also may snicker at the idea that stock traders gel seduced by blondes m limousines or obtain market-sensitive information by tailing adversaries on motorcycles. Steven Rattner, a managing director at Morgan Stanley & Co., wrote in the Dec. 14 edition of Newsweek magazine that “ “Wall Street’ is to investment banking w hat the movie ‘Casablanca’ was to running a nightclub: It's enter taining and it makes some timely points about values, but it doesn’t cover all the realities of the job ” U S Department of Health & Homan Service* TEST YOUR STRENGTH. QUITTING. IT COULD BE THE TEST OF YOUR LIFE. TWO Drawing 27 inch . December 12 Mickey Mouse *need not be dolls! present to win. rc:;:-rre:.rv’.'i■•iwLVjnzTiEr. Lower Level Student Union j