Underground hidden humorists get a chance in the lime light UNL st udents will put on free comedy shows By (jeoff McMurtry Staff Reporter Everybody’s a comedian, or so the old line goes, usually uttered by drunk humorless louts who don ’ t get the joke but figure they must be the reason for it. However, this Thursday several unknown closet comics actually will be comedians, performing in front of a crowd and every thing, just like in the movies. “Just flew in from Cleveland, and boy, are my arms tired.” ComedyPreview Beginning at 8 p.m. in the Ne braska Union Crib, University of Nebraska-Lincoln students willput on a free comedy night. The students are all amateurs who signed up when the University Program Council’s Spe cial Events Committee put a booth in the union asking for aspiring comedi ans. Kevin Mattran, a professional lo cal comedian, will be the master of ceremonies for the contest. Judging the contest will be Mattran; Joe and Linda from the morning show at KFMQ; Reg McMeen, coordinator of Duffy’s Comedy Night; and a repre sentative of Lutz Entertainment, a Lincoln talent agency. Although things like prize money and the reaping of huge financial rewards are out of the question, this is a chance for some of UNL’s under ground hidden humorists to drag themselves away from their bathroom mirrors and provoke, insult and other wise entertain a real live audience. The contestants’ efforts won’t go completely unappreciated. The win ner will receive a satin Coors Light Tour jacket. As if that weren’t motiva tion enough, he (or she) also gets a chance to perform at one of Duffy’s weekly comedy nights and a 10-min ute spot in the Coors Light Comedy Commandos Show Nov. 12. The Coors Light Comedy Com mandos are a company from Chicago who travel a college campus circuit. They are all full-time, professional comedians. Respective members have per formed at more than 100 colleges in the United States and have appeared on TV as well as at most of the major comedy clubs in the United States and England. The winner of the Campus Comedy Show will perform with them when they visit UNL next month. HUSKER PEP RALLY!! In Columbia, Missouri at Alexanders Steakhouse 301 No. Stadium Boulevard Biscayne Shopping Mall Rally starts at 10:30 AM on Sat, Oct 31st FREE tailgate food and drink specials Join us for dinner after the game. For Dinner Reservations call (314) 445-1282 —■ 1 ■»— . — FREE Eyeglasses or Contacts with eyeglass purchase Purchase any pair of eyeglasses at our regular low price, and receive a free pair of eyeglasses or contact lenses! Choose your free eyeglasses from a select group of frames with single-vision lenses; or CooperThin daily-wear soft contacts by CooperVision. Eye examinations not included Otter excludes all other discounts and certificates Con B - tacts to powers ot 16D, other brands ol contacts also § Wb B 1 1 II C I available Additional charge on bifocal prescriptions See optician tor limitations _ s\ r\ _ Sr Offer good through October 31st ■■ |-1 East Park Plaza 3923 S. 48th St. The Atrium v&V 466-1924 488-3106 476-9652 -> '-' (Open Sunday) Everything you need to create your own thing for Halloween FEATURING • Freddie • Jason • Warlocks • Fang Faces • Skulls • Shrunken Heads • Devil • Witchu; * Unleased Wickedness \ Come to the Centrum Haunted House Oct. 25-31 7:00 pm-11:00 pm I IN .. IN I .—. ■■■■■! I".™