Page 22 Daily Nebraskan Thursday, June 18, 1987 Glassy Eye (cont.) "GLASSY EYE" from Page 19 is full of magical cubes. They call 'em books." The soundtrack music blares. The filthy hippie punk hangs his head in shame. Deep down he knows that Jack Webb is right; is politically correct. Like Eastwood, Billy Jack, and all those other derivitive wimps, the criminal knows that Joe Friday is the voice of justice. The '60s Dragnet episodes and Webb's films rife with his favorite conservative platitudes: maryuana leads to heroin, the laws and the courts merely coddle the criminal, those wishing to change the structure of American society in any way or shape are commies, America holds wondrous opportunities for anyone who works hard enough, and so on. View all of Webb's work and you will find a man with clear cut ideas of how the world, and film and television should be. In "The D.I.," Webb plays a tough, mean spirited, egomaniacal drill ser geant (as opposed to a mean spirited, egomaniacal police sergeant) who has to deal with a cowardly, troublemaking marine recruit. The troublemaker's mom, Virginia Gregg (the voice of Norman Bates' mother) visits and tells Webb to make the little wimps life a living hell because deep down, like all of us, she knows that Webb is always right. When Jack Webb passed away in 1982, flags flew half mast at all L.A. police stations and fellow T.V. cop Frank Cannon delivered the eulogy at the great one's funeral. My question is this: When Cannon dies who will deliver his eulogy, Barnaby Jones? Check out further Webb bombast with Rhino videos' "The Commies are Coming," a hilarious look at cold war paranoia narrated by Webb and origi nally titled "Red Nightmare." Rhino also has a series of army training films hosted by Webb. The indispensable '60s Dragnet' episodes air nightly on USA ch. 17 at 11 p.m. Saturday 4:40 a.m. WOYVT ch. 6 "Revenge of the Creature, "(1955) John Agar, Lori Nelson Don Glut, in his book "Classic Movie Monsters," calls the Creature from the Black Lagoon, the monster of the fif ties. Unfortunately Universal took the great Gill-Man out of his own environ ment in this film and "The Creature Walks Among Us," (the 3rd and final film of the series) thus losing a great deal cf the creature's mystery. Some dudes capture the Gill-Man and put him in a big fish tank down at Oceans of Fun where John Agar pokes him with cattle prods. The creature quite frankly ain't had no gill in a cou ple of thousand years and starts having lustful thoughts towards Agar's partner in ichthyology, handsome Lori Nelson. 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