Monday, April 20, 1987 Daily Nebraskan Pago 5 fl n o n fl H H L lUi M U M M t Mi!' Clkapmam does MmedDta Monty Python member says he can 't recall all those lines By Stew Magnuson Senior Reporter Monty Python's Graham Chapman did radio interviews and press conferences from the moment he stepped off the plane at Lincoln International Airport. Chapman's road manager informed us that Bob Atherton, a cartoonist for a UNO publication, and I could only speak to him while walking from Avery Hall to the car outside Love Library. "Walk really, really slow," I told him as we were rushed out of the studio. S.M.: "Are the British as ashamed of 'Benny Hill' as we are of 'Three's Company'?" G.C.: "I think so. The notion about 'Benny Hill' is that once you've seen one, you've seen them all. It's all t and a stuff, really." S.M.: "We started watching Monty Python when we were 13 years old. All of our parents blame you for corrupting us. How do you respond to that?" G.C.: "1 hope we did. I'm all for corruption. I think corruption broad ens the mind." B.A.: "Does it bother you when people come up and ask you to recite lines from your TV shows?" G.C.: "Yes, if I don't remember them. They get very annoyed. It's been a long time since we actually did them. People seem to have the most remar kably intricate knowledge of them. But it's been so long since I've been involved with the program that sometimes I can get caught out." S.M.: "Have you ever had any prac tical use for geometry since you left school?" G.C.: "That's a tricky question. Yes, I suppose I have." S.M.: "There goes my theory." G.C.: 'mat was your theory?" S.M. "That you don't need geome try to live your life." G.C.: "I suppose you're right. I quite agree with you, but it was cer tainly better than algebra." . S.M.: "This is kind of an unusual request. But last week I waited two hours to interview living blues legend Johnny Copeland but he never called me. So I was wondering if you could answer some of the questions I had for him?" G.C.: "Well, all right." S.M.: "Why do you think the blues is undergoing another revival?" G.C.: "I'm pleased that it is. I mean I really am pleased that it's going so well. I mean the whole mood has changed, I think. But it's still the blues." S.M.: "How did you album 'Show down' with Robert Cray and Albert Col lins come about?" G.C.: "Oh, well, we all enjoyed that a great deal. It was just a real hoot from beginning to end." S.M.: "You won a Grammy for it. How did the three of you decide who got to keep the trophy?" G.C.: "Well, we all decided that over a pool of blood." S.M.: "Last time you were her you drank from a can of Tab. What would you say about someone who kept, that can and still had it five years later?" G.C.: "Are they pretty?" B.A.: "No, it's me. Do you want it back?" G.C.: "Oh no. That's quite all right. Maybe this time you can have the Diet Coke." B.A.: "Did you ever meet Davey Jones from the Monkees?" G.C.: "No, I haven't had that plea- fix m ;irm mm, , mm- mnn ' V I - 4 Paul VonderlageDaily Nebraskan Graham Chapman sure, but I have met Micky Dolenz. I even lived in his house in California." That was about it. We walked pain fully slowly to the green convertible, but our time was up. We shook hands, then he drove off with his entourage. Typical Hollywood ending detracts from movie !s cinematic success By Kevin Cowan Staff Reporter American mainstream cinema always wants a happy ending. And they will bar no farcical whim to assure that the conclusion is just that . . . happy. Unfortunately, "3 For the Road" doesn't break the caste. Movie Review "3 For the Road" tells the fairytale story of an aspiring congressional aide named Paul (Charlie Sheen). Paul and his writer cronie T.S. (Alan Ruck), attempting to brown-nose the senator who signs Paul's paychecks, accept the "mission" of taking his "troubled" daughter to a juvenile reform school. Fitting the normal iconic politician, the Senator instructs Paul to "keep the operation discreet." Of course, it's any thing but inconspicuous. Oddly enough, for as much trouble as the three cause, they never get busted imagine that. No matter how large the problem, the decadent three waltz through with out a scratch. Although they steal a car, vandalize a hotel, drive with reckless abandon and casually stroll through leech-filled bogs, in the end they ride without a care into the wretched sunset. Absolutely unbelievable. For a paragraph or two, let's set unrealistic irony aside and bring to the surface the positive aspects of the film. The narrative isn't too bad. In fact, a road trip similar to this one, but not quite so dramatic, has probably taken place before. Politician's kids, in the tradition of the "preacher's daughter," are always best known for wreaking havoc. Kerri Green, playing the troubled offspring, Robin, puts forth a delightful performance. Her character is uniquely believeable and adds immense color to the odd narrative. Paul's cohort, the writer, though he never types a word, keeps the plot light. Ruck's character is most inter esting. His goal is to find the perfect woman who can spout just as much literary gibberish as he can. And of course, he does. Storybook romance aside, Ruck offsets Sheen's tendency to overact. Charlie Sheen wasted no time in making another film. And a unique comedy no less. Sheen wants to have the intensity of his father, Martin, but a comedy is not the place for such drama. His character is not thoroughly thought out. Here's a guy, hanging around with conservative politicians, whose own views are anything but right-wing. 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