PageS Daily Nebraskan r Thursday, March 5, 1987 fleaMt's Sta Matt? rn For Delivery Service $5.00 Minimum Order 475-1246 1246 "Q" Street New . . . Lunch Express 11-2 M-F U btr p $5.69 Special Available Thursdays and Sundays only. Get a 12" one item pizza for only $5.69. Please mention coupon when ordering. Not valid with any other offers. Add a Quart for 59 cents with this offer. "1 I"" I I 30 Minute Guarantee 475-1243 Expires March 8, 1987 If your pizza does not arrive within 40 minutes of your call, we'll take $2 off the price of your next order. Fast, Free Delivery! I I NO COUPON 1r 473-1243 .J I -i r I I -J L $7.95 Special Available Thursdays and Sundays only. Get a 16" one item pizza for only $7.95. Mention coupon when ordering. Not valid with any other orders. Add a Quart for 59 cents with this offer. 475-1243 Expires March 8, 1S37 4,000 students asked for them! We asked 4,000 students what they wanted in literary study guides. Keytotes is the answer! Razor-sharp summaries of all the main ideas condensed and listed on one sleek, fold-out card. Mew KeyMotes. Available now at better bookstores. RANDOM HOUSE l'; r I,. ' " ?''','. ,". . . i 4 UX f V-""" r "4 ... ' J Richard WrightDiversions A Tastee is a tiny thing . . . By Kevin Cowan ... It would be dwarfed by the "Big Classic." But size isn't the issue here. No, the issue at hand is defi nitely one of the palate as well as a step back into the early innovations of fast food. Tastee Drive Inn and Out started in 1946. With it came the proto skeleton that would, in years to come, be the concept adopted by McDonald's, Burger King and the like the drive-through window. Further, not only one window, but two. From 1940 to 47, the Tastee Drive Inn had two drive-through windows. But alas, fast-food effi ciency had not yet evolved to the point of the multi-drive-through the second window had to be shut down. For those interested in fast food architecture, the abandoned beast sill shows through on the north side. Well, that's a dandy trivial aspect. But restaurant design alone will not sustain a clientele. Ya gotta have the food. The order is sent through an old vacuum tube interesting in its own right. Soon, a brown tray with several plain, white packages arrives via a continuous conveyor belt. (What's that? Three innovative, efficiency-minded prototypes?) Any way, here's your order. If you ordered only one Tastee, you may as well turn around and order again; at 45 cents it's not a bad deal. Besides, a Tastee consists of three, maybe four, bites. Popping the lid of a Tastee will reveal to you its unique style. It's not nearly greasy enough to be the wretched forerunner of a "Manwich." Yet it's obviously a distant ancestor of a "Quarter-pounder." Ben Murphy, the present owner, says a Tastee is highly lean, stewed (not broiled or fried) ground beef with who-knows-what different seasonings. Beside the tiny whatever it is is a complimentary companion onion chips. A seemingly simple idea, breaded and fried onion hunks. The Tastee, coupled with the chips and their special dip, form a delightful delicacy. Though it hardly applies, it would seem logical to toss out the cliche "you get what you pay for." For $3.21 you can get two Tastees, two orders of onion chips and (though it's not very large) a "large" drink. Com pared ta today's large of nearly a quart, it is relatively small. Oh, well, nothing's perfect. So what if the Tastee doesn't, by chance, appeal to the normal fast food palate? The Tastee Drive Inn also sports more common cuisine, including fish sandwiches, chili dogs (known as Tastee pups) and French fries (a sign above the drive-through win dow bears the inscription "Through this window passes the best French fries in Lincoln." Whether this is true lies in the mouth of the consu mer.) Tastee is one of those restaurants t hat continue to do business regard less of the vogue, social change or any other aspect that has killed res taurants such as Burger Chef or the Yellow Submarine. The drive-in has stood fast through a virtual tidal wave of fast-food frenzy. With all the hoopla that coats the advertisements on the TV and newspapers, I have never seen an advertisement for Tastee Drive Inn yet it survives, because of efficiency and consis tency, Murphy said. "Since we need a very lean beef, we have to be very careful of the meat that is sent to us. They always try and sneak heart or other less lean types of meats. If they do that, we let them go and find someone else," Murphy said. Also, the structure of the restau rant, aside from the recent addi tions of a public restroom and an atrium, remains unchanged. Even down to the authentic box speakers used for the drive-through. So there it is. The genuine phe nomenon of restaurant inertia. Tas tee will remain in that state of bliss ful ignorance as long as it remains in the vacuum that has become its own world. .... W.