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'Harrah 's Hollywood ' digs up the dirt at home and abroad
Editor's note: The following is singing debut at Carnegie Hall last Penn, the Material Girl's husband,
the first in a series of weekly spring. In 1982, the HWPC gave Zadora Earlier this year a celebrity photo-
columns Harrah will write about a Sour Apple Award for "believing her grapher challenged Penn to a boxing
the news that doesn't matter, own publicity." Zadora's career was match, but he declined the offer. It
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induces lawsuits. Call it what
you will gossip, dirt, fluff, b.s.
Just when you thought you'd
had enough of The Enquirer, Liz
Smith, People and USA Today,
along comes "Harrah's Holly
wood," a weekly tribute to trash
and the news you probably don't
care about
Blacks in Bedrock?
Will Wilma Flintstone be black or
Vanna White? That's the question
Hollywood casting directors are trying
to answer about the new "Flintstones"
movie, scheduled for release in 1988.
Producer Rob Cohen decided to cast
Shelly Long in the role, but some feel
that Vanna or comedian Whoopi
Goldberg would be better spouses
for Fred, who will be played by Jim
Beiushi. "Ain't there no blacks in
Bedrock?" Goldberg said to Cohen.
Pia's bad apple
Former critical pin cushion Pia
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all. But what can he do with a garden
hose?
Annie, get your bra
Eurythmics vocalist Annie Len
nox stripped on stage and flashed her
breasts to a sold-out crowd of fans at a
concert in England, according to the
London Sun. Lennox will play a patriot
in an upcoming film about the Ameri
can Revolution.
Feminists, Monroe and Mailer
. Women's lib guru Gloria Steinem
recently told the Washington Post that
glamour goddess Marilyn Monroe is
"the woman who will not die."
The Post claims that Monroe, who is
still a cult legend with a dedicated
following, had plastic surgery and wore
unequal heels to give her a sultry sway.
Outspoken writer Norman Mailer,
who once penned a bestseller about
Monroe, has feminists in an uproar
because he feels that women have
"The Lonely Lady," one of the worst
films ever made. In the latter film,
Zadora has a horrible childhood, is
raped by thugs who molest her with a ruined the Democratic party, accord
Zadora Droved that she's no longer a garden hose, then sleeps her way to the ing to New Woman magazine.
Door little rich girl when the Hollywood top and becomes a writer of "sensitive "The Democratic party has had can
Women's Press Club gave her a Golden novels." The HWPC gave this year's
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who were about as rousing as oatmeal,"
Mailer said in an interview. "And one of
the reasons is that no man can rise in
the Democratic party now who doesn't
say 'women first.1" And they can proba
bly write better than you, Normy.
Batman's not a sissy!
Former "Batman" star Adam West
proved that those skimpy tights he
used to wear squeezed something out
of his brain when he appeared on the
"Sally Jessy Raphael Show" recently.
West affected an effeminate lisp and
said he hates it when people refer to
his old show as "camp" because the
word has homosexual connotations.
And prancing around in tights doesn
Adam? What a drag, Batman.
Wonder's Oscar blunder
Soul legend Stevie Wonder may
have his Oscar revoked for his song "I
Just Called to Say I Love You," which
won an award as "Best Song" from the
film "The Woman in Red."
Wonder has reached out and touched
a lawsuit because songwriters Lee
Garrett and Lloyd Chiate claim he
stole the song from them. Wonder
proved in court that he had actually
written the song several years ago, but
he admitted that the mega-selling tune
had not been composed expressly for
the film's soundtrack, which is a no-no
according to the Academy of Motion
Picture Sciences.
Hollywood hack
Novelist Jackie Collins, Alexis
kid sister, recently told People maga
zine that she'll continue to dish dirt
about the sleazy side of Tinseltown in a
row of roman a clef potboilers modeled
after her bestsellers "Hollywood Wives"
and "Hollywood Husbands."
Collins told the magazine that she
plans to write two more smut sagas
titled "Hollywood Kids" and "Holly
wood Lovers." However, she didn't say
whether she'll write "Hollywood Hook
ers," "Hollywood Heroin Junkies" or
"Hollywood Bag Ladies in Bondage."
And to think that some people feel that
there isn't an art to trash.
Reagan's pooch problem
First Lady Nancy Reagan told the
Boston Globe that her dog Rex Rea
gan does not like to viciously bite her
hubby. A rumor around Washington
claimed that the dog liked to bite the
president and make him bleed. "I don't
know how that story got started," Mrs.
Reagan told the Globe.
C'mon, Nancy, admit it. You'd bit the
bum too if he tried to sell you to a
Nicaraguan kennel for extra Contra
cash. (Just kidding, Nance.)
Local dirt
Digital Sex keyboardist Maureen
Evans-IIansen held a housewarm
ing party in Omaha to celebrate her
new residence and the surprising suc
cess of her band's compact disc "Essence
and Charm." The band's latest recently
went to the top of the charts in France
and has received rave reviews from crit
ics everywhere.
Former Lincoln comedian and DN
humor columnist Craig Anton grad
uated in December and has left on a
three-month tour of California. He's
going to be missed around here.