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Salsa, housepaint, petfood
existential home-ec and
the wolf-queen: are they art?
This summer, besides being a My question today is a question
summer of surf, will be a summer of of heat. Preparing for the extreme
endless searching heat in Nebraska reminds me of how
This past weekend launched my I once prepared for an Abstract
lobes into an endless spiral of men- existentialist Home-Ec final. I star
tal backfiips, a frustrating lust for ted slowly sewing all of my bed
the definitive, quintessential an- sheets together, the clean as well as
swer to what? the dirty ones.
It all started as I hitchiked home Chugging ajar of salsa, I rubbed
for the weekend, and my driving my outer-most body with pale blue
host graciously offered trivia as a latex house-paint, then I cranked
basis for conversation. Who really some Captain and Tenille and love
cares what province the city of wrestled my sheets. I was art.
Toronto is in? Let's ask some valid Between the paint and the salsa
questions here. For example, why which curiously made its way onto
do I find dozens of hubcaps in my the sheets, I decided to stay in for
room after a hard night of drinking
Corona?
Craig Anton
My question of questions this
week has been compiled into a
poem entitled, "What is What?"
What is What?
My shirt is black,
That is that.
With that, :
Like that,
In mind.
What is it? That is .
. That. What is.it man?
It all is.
So, what it is, is
What that is. .
Is, is,. is, is, is.
What is, what is, what is,
what is. -
awhile. I received few calls that
week, so I watched my bathtub
drain. What puzzled me most was
the abundance of an undistingui-
. shable pet food spread throughout
the floor of my two story apartment.
Damn it was hot.
I hate pets. I hate dogs. I hate
cats. I hate fish, hamsters, rabbits,
and whatever. I have enough prob
lems cleaning up after myself, let
alone animals with no conception of
the rewards of higher education.
I needed a B or better to stay in
. school that term, and I racked my
parents' brains for an excuse not to
steal an air conditioner. Finally the
' night before the big final it came to
me, so I went to sleep.
Well I got the B but just by the .
hair of" my chinny-chin-chow mein.
Vsee 1 had created this twentyT
seven foot hammock filled with
What is What?
My dad can beat up your broken kitchen appliances. I actu:
dad.
Sure my weekends are different
and sordid, unlike most people. Do
your weekends compare with druid
life of the sixteenth century? My
weekends take me to the core, to pinata.
ally got the B on some last-minute
quick thinking, convincing the in
structor as well as my neighbors
from Thailand that the hammock
could eventually be used as a
the edge, to the extreme scene,
where button-down just does not
cut it. Here is where the questions
exist, in their raw and dormant
states, it is here where the dog waits
for the wolf-queen.
After that term the stock market
page of my home newspaper looked
the same, I still had no idea what
any of it meant. But you know what
they say, "It's not the heat, it's the
humidity."
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Musical legends
to play in Omaha
By Scott Harrah
Senior Reporter
Three musical legends will visit the
Midwest this week bringing subversive
sounds and cutting social commentary.
At the top of the list is California's
infamous Black Flag.
Black Flag, Los Angeles' first hard
core band, gained an international fol
lowing with some of the most crass
music ever made. Vocalist Henry Rol
lins led the band to fame with shocking
stage antics and tunes like "Thirsty
and Miserable" and "Rise Above,"
acerbic anthems that protested every
thing from suburban folly to politics.
Raw; unrestrained irreverence flows
throughout the band's message, mak
ing Black Flag a band solely for those
who like their music nice and rough.
Unlike many L.A; musicians, the Flag
doesn't gloss over their "coarse aura
with overproduced synthesizer programs
or day-glo fashions. Rollins and his
. cohorts represent the proverbial "punk"
band with their shrill, driving guitar
riffs and trashy, torn stage attire. On
stage, they are a squirming mass of
screams, sleaze and subversion. If you
plan to attend this show, bring ban
dages along just in case things get out
of hand. Chances are, they will.
Black Flag will play tonight at the
Omaha Music Hall at 8 p.m. General
admission, is $8.50. Tickets are availa
ble at Dirt Cheap, Pickles and Brandeis
in Lincoln and Drastic Plastic in
Omaha.
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