Lost boys
review
Lincoln
bars
By Bill Allen
and Charles Lieurance
Senior Editors
National surveys show that more
than half of all college students drink.
In fact, they 'show, that most college
students drink. This is either too many
or not enough, depending on your
perspective.
All college kids drink fat kids,
skinny kids, kids with glasses and bra
ces, kids who wear Espirit brand
sweaters, kids who don't wear shoes,
kids who can't afford shoes because
they drink.
Bar Review
College kids drink everywhere. They
drink in dormitory rooms, they drink on
top of dormitories, they drink in the
streets, on their frat-house balconies,
they drink out of Mike's beer cups,
steins, shoes that people lose when
they drink too much, cow horns...
Like it or not, Mom and Dad, your
babies are boozers.
There's a thick line, however, bet
ween the discriminating drinker and
Bill Allen and Charles Lieurance. The
discriminating drinker drinks cognac
at home out of a snifter. Allen and
Lieurance drink warm, leftover beer in
cups from the party the night before,
after straining the cigarette butts out.
In Lincoln there are places for peo
ple like us. They're called bars. College
bars to be precise. The fancy places
won't let us in, whether we wear a tie or
not.
After sorting through the endless
varieties of local bars, their ambience,
their prices, their entertainment offer
ings and whether or not they let us in,
we think we've accumulated a certain
amount of expertise at analyzing bars
Here's a list of the top 10 Lincoln
college bars, in no particular order,
according to us. Trust us. We're your
friends.
We'll rate them on a keg basis. Five
kegs is the best and one keg means
they wouldn't let us in.
We'll try ot to let our personal biases
influence what is a good college bar,
even though we might not have been
particularly impressed. In order to be
fair to everyone we've used stereotypes,
crude phrases and words you don't
know.
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