Page 10 Daily Nebraskan Friday, January 17, 1986 Crappy music abounds in waste-filled 1985 -f a "Neat Thing To Do" this year. The year's worst cover was Molly Hatchet's marathon massacre of "Freebird," which, praised be, never became a hit. This song is a close second. "Sussudio," Phil Collins Col lins is talented enough to write a mega hit without even trying, so he doesn't $vr- :v , k J : j i- ' . f - f:- rv Tr - ... - . . . . . r-:r.-. s.-iatv-. .V i -3 OAeE BOWL- OF CtL , R ACKERS , NACHtf OlP, CORN CH 1 PS. DRlM..r4 REDDED CHEESE . MOT PGPP. " even try. This song is the best example of Collins' formula: 1) Find a beat. 2) Get a hook. 3) Plug in any words that fit. O "Separate Lives," Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin The single big gest trend in top-40 hits this year was whining. This song is by far the whiniest. O "Miami Vice Theme," Jan Hammer This song has no melody, no har- O "Bang A Gong (Get It On)," mony, no hook, no words. Why bother? Power Station Ruining classics was 1985 was a good year for bad music. The charts abounded with various sorts of waste matter. It was a tough decision, but here are my picks for the worst songs of '85. I've listed them alphabetically since, like a pretty good rocker once said, "Bad is bad." Chris McCubbin ?E BCWU 0F CHI M , CRACKERS, mC&O PIP, COM CM?e,ORHHtZ&DBV CHEESE , HOT PEPPERS, CMPPBV YOUR CM0lCJO3 DESERTS . "Boy In The Box," Corey Hart More whining. Also, anyone who rhymes "box" and "socks" in this decade deserves whatever he gets. Fabian did 25 years ago everything Corey Hart's doing now and combed his hair. "Saving All My Love For You," Whitney Houston - Houston is a remarkably talented person who prob ably has a brilliant career ahead of her. But this song is tedious, strident, depressing, (guess what) whiny and features the most offensively sexist pop lyric since "You're Having My Baby." "Party All The Time," Eddie Murphy I'd like to know who told Eddie Murphy he could sing. "We Built This City," Starship This is the single most annoying song of the year, possibly the decade. "Burning Heart," Survivor Kind ly keep your propaganda off my radio. "Seems like freedom's up against the ropes." What kind of lyrics are those? Just to prove I'm human, here are my five biggest guilty pleasures of the year, those songs that I really shouldn't enjoy as much as I do, offered here without explanation or apology. 1. A ha - "Take On Me" 2. David Bowie and Mick Jagger "Dancing In The Streets" 3. Heart "What About Love" and "Never" 4. The Pointer Sisters everything they do 5. Twisted Sister "Leader Of The Pack" Get a FREE Domino's Pizza highlighter W with any pizza. (Offer good only while 3 supplies last.) BCOIIIO'S PIZZA DELIVERS FHEE- I o J I 1 i I 1 1 1 u VU Lien 475- 7672 611 N. 27th Street Open 7 days a week for lunch. 476- 0787 11th & Cornhusker Belmont Plaza Good at listed locations. Our drivers carry less than $20.00. Hours: 4:30pm-1am Mon.-Thurs. 4:30pm-2am Fri. 11am-2am Sat. 11am-1am Sun. Limited delivery area. Free 30 minute delivery and 10 minute pick-up service. 1986 Domino's Pizza, Inc. o yj fff B5M pgffiE iH I I I 1 I , , ikl-aSM ESI jaa aS Get $1.00 off any medium size pizza. One coupon per pizza. Expires 1-31-86. Good at listed locations. Fast Free Delivery'" "LTLTH Get $2.00 off any large i size pizza. One coupon per pizza. i 1 Expires 1-31-86. Good at listed locations. Fast, Free Delivery1" 1 IS lg in n fm CSS 3& fcii