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See Vanna turn the letters over.
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R.E.M. sleep comes, and then I'm
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Forget those mediocre female mod
els. Barbara Walters get a speech ther
apist. Barbara Streisand get a nose job.
Vanna, a former model and cheerleader,
is the ideal woman: She can spell. She
notes the moment when a large plastic
letter lights up, and she turns it over
faster than Richard Dawson kissing the
fat ladies on "Family Feud."
But back to the dream.
Lise no longer exists: I am Vanna
and the "Wheel" is my life.
It's a phrase, seven and six letters in
the two words.
That smart bald guy is guessing "S".
Oh boy, there's two of those.
I spring into action.
S---S-
That old bald guy can't guess.
"Cardiovascular system," he guesses,
as he watches Vanna turn over those
letters, oh so deftly.
Darn, Vanna snaps her fingers and
shakes her head, displaying that body
language that makes her the superstar
she is.
The wheel keeps spinning, and the
money is flying everywhere.
Then suddenly the "bankrupt"
strikes. Everyone is wiped out. Even
Vanna has a blank look.
Will no one ever win?
Will the half hour never end?
Will Vanna's hair start to flop after
the fourth consecutive taping?
The Marine sergeant is scratching
his head. He buys a vowel an "E".
She smiles knowingly (Merv lets her in
on all the solutions before each show)
as she turns over the letter.
-L-T--T
SE-S-
The vivacious redhead on the end
takes a turn.
She too buys a vowel an "A". It's"
two for the price of one.
The redhead is pleased: She loves
bargains.
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SES-
What could it be? The redhead has a
flash of inspiration, but is distracted as
she looks at Vanna and wonders how
she herself would look with blond hair
and capped teeth . The buzzer sounds.
It's the old guy's turn again. He's
drooling with anticipation. But it's
time for a commercial message. Vanna
waves "bye, bye."
From ring around the collar:
"Can't you get this gross dirt off my
shirt collar, Marge?"
"Sorry Harry Neck, I'll try something
new next time."
From cold medicine:
"Barbara, you up? Get out of bed and
get me some medicine NOW."
And from Geritol:
"My wife I think I'll keep her
even if she is getting old and fat."
And now back to Vanna.
Exciting development: the old guy is
on a roll, he guesses M and N correctly
and buys an I:
-LATANT
SEISM
The audience is going crazy. The
marine's hair is standing on end. Van
na's smile seems frozen with the ten
sion. The sequins on her dress are
dancing under the studio lights:
"Blatant," he blurts. "Blatant, uh. . ."
He doesn't know. The horror, the shame,
. the buzzer.
The marine looks confident and
spins to "Lose a turn."
The curvacious vivacious redhead's
got it. It's for all the microwave ovens,
trips to Acapulco, Tiffany jewelry and
gift taxes.
"BLATANT SEXISM" she screams
triumphantly, jumping up and down
like she's on a pogo stick.
The audience dutifully oohs, ahhs
and claps (as directed by their coach).
Vanna turns over the remaining let
ters stylishly and smiles.
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