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Friday, November 1, 1985 Jesus loves you Nothing is more uplifting and inspir ing than Christian television. Isn't it nice of those screen preachers to spread the word of God to all the sinful scumbags of TV land? Isn't it even nicer that many of those preachers live off the donations they receive? I love Christian TV programs they're the funniest farces on the tube. Forget "The Cosby Show" and "Miami Vice." Shows like "The PTL Club" are imbued with more humor, suspense and drama than any of their secular contenders. There's Jerry Falwell's "Old Time Gospel Hour," as well as touching tour de forces with Billy Graham and Oral Roberts, but "The PTL Club" tops them all. Scott Harrah An entire PTL Christian network on cable is dedicated to saving salacious souls and horrid heathens from Satan 24 hours a day. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING CALL 472-2588 $2 75 minimum charge per day on commercial ads. Ten words included. $2 00 minimum charge per day on individual student and student organization ads. $75 billing charge on noncommercial ads. All personal ads must be prepaid NO REFUNDS ON PRE-PAID ADS. NO RESPONSIBILITY ASSUMED FOR MORE THAN ONE INCORRECT INSERTION. COLLEGE SWEATSHIRTS and T-SHIRTS!! Any school in the country Sportswear manufactured by Russell and Hanes 515each postpaid. Box 317, Brookhaven, MS 39601 VisaMC call 1-800-231-4190. Adult airline ticket, Omaha to Anchorage, Alaska for Nov 5, S275 0B0. 464-4442. H2o bed, Jumbo 7' by 9'. Special order. Complete $100 00 Call 476-6104. Matching love seat and chair. 466-0228 alter 6:00. Kenmore ZigZag machine in wood cabinet. Some attachments. Nearly new. Call 483-4079. $225. , 1977 Buick Century. 2-door, AM-FM, Air. Cruise. Good Condition S1.300 or best oiler. Must sell! 435-1282. Keep trying HAYWARD PLACE 9th & Charleston A unique renovation of one of Lincoln's oldest land marks. 1. 2. & 3 bedrooms; close to UNL and downlown; modem appliances: laundry facilities; off-street parking. Now leasing for Dec. occupancy. Call Mega Corp. 475 8407 East Campus; furnished; one-bedroom; laundry facil ities, oil-street parking. Mega Corp. 475-8407. Crowded dorms' Expensive apartments? I ry HUSKER HALL. University approved, student fun Double rooms at $205month. Call Ruth at 474 '3 for more info. Charter Buses, Vans, Mini-buses. School buses. GOOD LIFE COACHES 423-2500 2212 "R" 2-bedroom apartment close to campus, appliances, washerdryer hookups. ReMax Management 474-6823 or 489-0579 Ask lor Judy . , BRECKENRIDGE CONDO Karen 781 ??fif niRht F"ePlace. kllchen- WaVne or BLOOM C0UMTY Professional to wmm complaints zee wing m lack of hcip mkrobcinforimtion in YeSWPIY'5 INSTALLMENT, w AW CONTINUE, with wmep vwmi exepasf VPS ALL OF US H6P6 flT BLOOM cowry really care tWr YOUR 80VY. TRULY. you have no ipt a. A PLUS IN Tvp when you donate, dear reachers save j t j ,1S an acronvm for "Praise the Lord. Its founders are Jim Bakker and his lovely wife, Tammy Faye. If MTV ever begins to bore you, just switch your cable converter to the channel on the left and you can meet these two fine, upstanding Americans. You'll be rocked immediately by a wave of inspiration or regurgitation. Tammy Faye, a cross between Charo and a toy poodle, will cause your sud den hysteria. She'll win you over with her face, a corroded display of glyce rine tears, tarantula-like false eye lashes and every cosmetic available. When she splashes a trickle of glyce rine to her rouge-caked cheek and cries, "We're gonna move that moun tain of sin! Accept the Lord into your heart He loves you, sweethearts. He does!" call the 800 number on the screen and give generously. Don't be tightwads, you sinners Tammy needs your dollars to save souls and also to pay for wigs, vats of foundation and eyelash adhesive. The Bakkers were recently on "Good Morning America," telling everyone about their financial woes. It seems that generous grannies' dollars aren't enough to keep the PTL Christian Net work on the air, and they will have to snui it aown it they don t save several O To f assioeo. 4640 MEREDITH 2-bedroom-$340 plus $200 deposit Available immed iately. 421-3989, 488-1723, or 488-4589. NEAR CAMPUS, NEAR NEW 1 and 2-bedrooms available. 1-bedroom$265 plus $200 deposit. 2-bedroom-$365 plus $200 deposit 421- CARETAKERS WANTED 12-plex, close to campus. 477-3617. 1 and 2-bedroom, furnished and unfurnished, close to campus. 12-plex. Very low rent. 477-3617, 475-6674. 435 3624, 474-1270. 3 bedroom, near UNL at 1501 N. 13th $375. 423-1535. 3 bedroom. 1117 N 30th, stove, refrigerator, close to campus. 3 or 4 students. $350. Call 483-5573. 1826 "A" Street, 2-bedroom, newer unit, dishwasher, disposal, laundry, central air, carpeted. No pets, children or waterbeds. $300, $200 security deposit. 423-1838 after 5:00. PLASMA DONORS Earn up to $25 wk or $100 a month. 1st donation $10, 2nd donation in same calendar week (M-Sat) $15. New donors bring this ad in tor a $2 bonus on 1st donation. UNIVERSITY PLASMA CENTER 1442 "0" Street Lincoln, Nebr. 475-8645 Effective until further notice. FREE info on How to Start Your Own Profitable Business. Key Publishing Co., 3010 Wilshire Blvd. 222, Los Angeles, CA 90010. Boston working mother seeks non-smoking Jive-in childcare tor 2 12 and 4 12 year-old children. Weekly salary, room and board, weekends off. will also pay traveling expenses to Boston. Year commitment mini mum Must be able to drive. Own car preferred. Call Judy, at (617) 244-0527 between 7 & 10 p.m. Experienced broiler or kitchen help needed part-time, evenings. Apply in person AM's. Cl.esterfield's. 245 No. 14th. JOIN OUR "NANNY NETWORK" of over 250 placed by us You should enjoy creative childcare. but willing to relocate East for a 9-12 month commitment for great salary benefits and working conditions. Round trip air transportation provided. Warm, loving families pre screened by us for you to choose from. HELPING HANDS, NC. 33 Whipple Rd., Wilton, CT 06897. (203) 834-1742. NO FEE. SPAGHETTI WORKS Now hiring kitchen and waiting stff. Apply in person at 228 N. 12th, contact Wayne or Shirley. No Phone Calls Please. coftam is mm Lono rests Benmi exeRCtses m not coNPucM w neftm deWVS fitKCmw. )rTn tS.ThMN'! - V) -lU- W , a Daily Nebraskan xioney, million souls with millions of dollars to donate. Poor Jim and Tammy do such great, benevolent things. They recently built a mini-city called Heritage USA that sports a multi-million dollar luxury hotel made with marble. It was con structed as a temple for "God's Love," of course. And Tammy, bless her eyelashes, is such a caring person. Why, she once went to a women's prison to distribute Bibles, God's love and her glycerine tears to convicted hookers and mur derers. "What are you in for, sweetheart?" Tammy asked an 80-year-old inmate, giving her a Bible and a loving kiss. "I murdered a family of six back in 1942, sweetheart," the granny replied, glaring at Tammy. "Oh, you poor dear!" Tammy sobbed, prying her eyelashes apart. "We'll move that mountain of sin and save you from Satan. Jesus loves you, honey He does! Bow your head, dear." Suddenly, the 800 number flashed across the screen. The inmates were thrilled that Tammy showed up to save them and show the virtues of God's love. I'm sure Tammy thought the viewers would be thrilled by her enterprising evangelism Downtown YMCA needs a bus driver and 3 gyrr instructors for elementary P E. program on Wed. after noons starting Nov. 13. Call 475-9632 ext. 42. KAY'S RESTAURANT 1 cook part-time, flexible hours, open immedrately. Call days, ask for Todd, 483-2858. METRO MAIL Metro Mail is now hiring temporary machine operators a $395 pet hour for our Letter-shop Department Sched uledhourstor these positions are 4:30-10:30 p m Monday through Thursday. Please call our Personnel Department at 473-9707 to schedule an interview. METRO MAIL CORP 901 W. BOND EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER Wanted: Child carelight housekeeping. School age children, mornings before school. 476-6714 evenings. Earn FAST CASH in a friendly relaxed atmosphere. Become a plasma donor at: LINCOLN PLASMA 2021 0 St. 474-2335 "WORKING FOR AND WITH YOU" New donors and those who haven't been in for more than2months, bring in this ad for an extra $5 on your first donation. SitterHousehelper. UNL Spring semester. $3.35hour. M-F., 11:30-4.30 p.m. No smoking, no T.V. 488-0262, 472 1815. NEED CASH? Dirt Cheap buys used records & tapes. JACK'S RECORDS We now rent records!! 2 MF tickets to Iowa State game. ASAP 421-1753 -Julie. 4 tickets for Oklahoma game. Call 467-2854. Desperately seeking 4 Violent Femmes tickets. Call 474-9525, ask for Ed. Female to share 2 bedroom house, apartment in Saltvalley View. 421-1753, early a.m. or late evenings. Roommate wanted for 2-bedroom apartment in very nice Lincoln area. Call 421-3065after8:00p.m. weekdays, anytime weekends. Non-smokino roommate wanted, 16th & "0" area. Rent $85.00 plus 13 utilities. 477-8385. Female to share large 2-bdrm. apartment. 36th & Hwy 2. 421-1214. by Bertie Breathed GOOP PSCIPM5 15 ALWAYS A MUST FOR PROPER AEROdlCd INSTRUCTION. LaZIN655 ISA NO-NO1, i saip ber win; HEY . . ..a not and send portions of their Social Secur ity checks to PTL. These evangelists are good for a laugh, but they are a dangerous breed. What they preach is hardly "God's love" or evangelism. TV evangelists are hardly represen tatives of religion. Truly religious peo ple practice their beliefs in churches, and their devotions are formed through many years of religious socialization and orientation. Few people with any semblance of a brain are going to be converted by some heavily madcap pseudo-preacher on TV. Numerous shut-ins probably watch these shows because they can't attend Ethnic entertainment scheduled for tonight An "International Night" featur ing entertainment, food and a slide show will be today at 6 p.m. at Corn husker Co-op, 705 N. 23rd St. An all -you-can-eat dinner will feature dishes from the Middle East, Greece, China and Malaysia. JOB HUNTING? The student chapter of A S P A. is sponsoring an employment seminar Tuesday. Nov. 5th at 7:00 p.m. in the City Union. Topic: Resume Writing & Dress tor Success Everyone welcome. VIOLENT FEMMES Nov. 3 SOLD OUT Must showSTUOENT I.O.at door with student ticket. Are you overweight? Are you tired? We can change you, I promise! Call Davis 435-0579. TV ANSON FUNDERBURGH AND THE ROCKETS (o) (o) with special guest 9-1:00 MONDAY, NOV. 4TH: TUESDAY, NOV. 5TH is tions Executive for the spring semester. The position requires approximately 25 hours per week. If you are cornfortshh with a selling situation, can motivate yourself and are interested hi applying your academic background in advertising sales, we have an opening for you. Pay is based on a commission structure and appli cants must be UNL students. Pick up an application at the Daily Nebraskan, Room 34, Nebraska Union. Applications must be turned in by Friday, November 8 at 3:00 p.m. UNL does not discriminate in its academic, admis sions or employment programs and abides by all Federal regutetiens pertaining to same. Page 11 is sou a church, and they think of these pro grams as a substitute. The "religion" those shows purport edly represent is grotesquely funda mentalist. People like the Bakkers often display their right wing disdain of Jews, gays and liberals, and they are killing off TV evangelism because of this. A group of New York City residents recently petitioned to get "PTL" offthe air on Big Apple stations. They suc ceeded because of the large Jewish and gay populations in Manhattan. The rest of the country evidently is starting to feel the same way, since some of these shows are going under. Entertainment will include folk and belly dancing, a karate demon stration comedy and poetry reading. Tickets for the event are on sale today at a booth in the Nebraska Union for $5. Tickets are $6 at the door. MANNMJ1NV SATURDAY NITE: BOYS WITH TOYS FOR THE BEST IN LIVE ROCK TV ROLL AND A LIVE PARTY. IT'S MANNEQUINS! AGGIEVILLES FINEST 21 CLUB PRE-GAME SATURDAY: ALL THE FREE CHILI YOU CAN EAT. OPEN AT 11:00 AM 1122 Moro MANHATTAN jAIANNI:ljlJINs) Mississippi Sam Myers only $3 136 NO. 14TH THE BEAT FARMERS with special guests: mojo nixon : ALBERT COLLINS and the ice breakers The Daily Nebraskan currently accepting applica for the position of Account
