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HOLLYWOOD, Calif. Singers
Michael Jackscn and Lionel Eichla
angrily denied a published rt port Mon
day that disced the crinsl tales to
the duo's hit, "V.'e ere the World," were
radically Usrtr.t fro tha cats pres
ently herd end t:cn cn UTV.
"That's cstrorasT Elchls pro&ha
edwhen naksd about the tiie switching
by a Lea An:!:i f::a!ar.cs writer.
The ccBtrcvcrry srose when the gong's
translation Into French rsad something
like, "We treat the V'criiAVe re the
filthy richWe era the on?s who pt
together for more publicity . . . This is
the choice we're making, we're gonna
take back every cent, and if this dumb
song is a hit, we'll be shocked as
poop . . ."
"There's no truth to that story what
sever," Eiehle said as he paged threap
a copy of the biography cf Marie
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In The
Sport, smoking and sleeping all at
once? That's right! The university's
first smoking s'eepathon starts at 2
p.m. in the Nebraska Onion Glib. Parti
cipants should bring two packs and a
pillow. First person to finish the two
packs without waking up wins a cancer
society T-shirt.
At The SssilMaa:
Abstract Art by People No One
Knows will be showing fcosi tMs Friday
to next Friday. The show will feature
unknown trt by unknown sriista.
Buglio'si EJonoJonl, a!ni by famed
director Mado Geiiiottaitti, will be'
showing at SwIIMom I'erls Ilcse tsm
next SatuMity onward to Wsdsesday.
Gugliotteitti is fteoss fsr Ms use cf
silverware h featsre Oms. Hie titla,
trassMed, si "A Perk's Stcry." It h the
third filia ths Itslisa fcas ism cn the
fork in m hcraaalry rdMHstics e
virossest.
"Skep, A?.d Haw To Attdn It" will
be gfcawa m pHa tc!aial23 tcrit
at 8. Hsst Fred Futcn mill eiIne
sleep r4 dracr.3 end tie ejects cf
wearir.,2 t- e r.a:!:3 that leak like Lcr.e
K--;r I.;:... -3 v. ::h7,:,t fee ess.
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Antoinette. "What's mere, I resent the
implication I need good publicity. I
think this is as-other attempt on Rol
lins Stone's part to iscke ire look bad."
Jsckscn, ipcsklns from the Matter
hem ride at Disneyland, refused com
ment until he csu!d prepare a mitten
tatwr:,:r,t that would pkraiae all his
prase ecb froa the sang to charity.
When reminded "We Are the World"
w:j itself a charity tr.d he should have
no proceeds it to give away, Jack-'
son stripped cf? his sequined fjeve,
slapped the reporter across bcth ears,
and toed, "Beat It."
Other stars who participated cn the
song first claimed no such knowledge,
cf any different lyrics. But one female,
who shall remain nameless did respond
when presented the alleged original
lyrics, "You mean that wasn't what we
were singing? Wow, Cheech was right. .
These were great drugs!"
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If you're still awake after "Sleep,
And How To Attain It" public television
will be showing "Politicians and Narco
lepsi" a documentary on the tendencies
cf poiiticos to drop off at the drop of a
hat at 10 p.m.
"Attack of The Killer Squirrel" will
be showing at 7 on channel 7. It is the
first in a seven part mini-docu-drarna
detailing the plight of a young boy who
raises a squirrel only to find it is
murdering neighborhood cats and dogs
at night while he sleeps. Based on a
true story.
"Return of The Ruby's Sausage Bis
cuits," a documentary about the saus
age biscuit in American culture will air
cn channel 3 tonight at 7. The sausage
biscuit became pervasive during the
'70s in certain counter-culture groups.
Now mainstream America munches cn
millions of the biscuits wrapped around
bits of pork and beef waste products at
fast food chains.
The biscuit is examined as a food
and 3 joke material.
Here is a safnple Ruby's Sausage
Biscuit Joke:
"What's the difference between a
Ruby's Sausage Biscuit and the people
who come to town for the fair?
A. Ruby's S&ussge Biscuits ess
drive!"
Shorts
The College Procresttestois Club
had'a msetisg yesterday but farpt to
tell the Daily BsErssskmboui it unta
an hour before the- "meeting. Tlie Dally
Etlfcaskan regrets it didn't nsare a
s&eitoEder reporter cn kssd.
The Students Agairtst Specifics,
OrsstSoa and CcnVenieace fcsra
a issstbg scsetee next week, scrae
tfcie in the evening si either Nebraskt
Hsil cr fceKfeSaUiiojiTfee spssker
ilU be cseusceJ at the nsctbg z?A
will tpeak abeut o unspidSed tepie.
Fcr raoie twssziszmt Fy.
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By Lists Gsretss
It was an experience to defy tra
ditional explanations by traditional
mtsm to understand the fesling I
get at this csncert cne wydd hf e to
take BOO mlligrsias of blue microdot
and lay cn the fioar cf a bam near Waco
ar,d ccnsnunleale with creatures la
another galaxy.
It was that good.
strikes u?) "Oklahoma" then quickly
cuts to "Hall Vszsity").
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imp
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traditional exvlanations,
music
Johnny Slash played to m enthu
siastic crowd of 845 sport van and
death dance faus fans who paid $15
a ticket to see "The KSsa In A Sack."
Johnny Slash and the Spemodtes
tkllled the crowd with the best country
. pis-k this side cf the Pecos.
Slash came onto the stage in tMs
traditions! burlap sack end struck into
"A Boy Named Earwig," a 'raucous,
twssgy nusaber that reverberated about
Hie Kaay day-g!o spcri vans th-at adarn
the centsr.
Slash then took a short nap. Then he
played Ms f&ned solo number "I Wast
A Kalis Like Baghwsa Bashnaesh Has."
The band returned for a rousing ren
dition cf "Where The SperjaocitesAre."
and m
sophy of Star Trek class. Then the
excitement peaks with & visit from the
ANUS bochasbile.
M : it, well t,v;l n to C e rccftc? cf
n::.l Bsafdsnce El v.I-cre w?1l fci
drcrfrj i:-T3 c-al:ait:i ly the
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the B-obfisiher Sport ead Vm
ucn more
Before the crowd could stop to spit,
Slash sang the opening bars of "Lincoln
Town" a hit that has made Slash a big
favorite of locals.
'WeUMhinghereinLinooln
tovjn,
where we Ye hosing all Vie da
peciters dty&M,
and it's really gstttng really
hard to ste'i
because thagov Wr dm t want
to pay,
yeah yem ysob,
(refrain) '
That brought fee crowd to its knees
aad the rest of the show is readjust a
blur to tmt but if you read the first
paragraph over you'll understand.
There's drugs in that graph!
camera men is stationed nes? the
Usifersity Health Csnter ghosting foot-a-e
cprcra!sfe,i-lockb3 patients. The
lucky winner will be fc-rced to teas la a
sidzsuit fc? &e Men rjderVscrsea cf
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