Friday f.1 arch w iw Pcgo4 Daily Nebraskan I- - rfi Tj ' (H) ? I! g li i TrTat teas etiitset Qa ficasefel ld ratt dMsutth ifltl An'tJl " lb jr"t;3 '1 I ' ; i j . i V'iw A'NfeT4 m:U i 1 f , l mnoi tea bV J er.d Universities found that mere t'icks tnd Hcpsnics Era era- daj;tir3 from hi gh schcoJ, but the percentage cf that group cttend Inj ccllegs has decreased, according to an erticld in Tharodas USA Todsy. The report eoii the reason for that decrease b money. "Education grants for the poor haven't kept pace with increases in money far loans, attractive to middla-dass students," The report said federal grant ceiling have not increased pro portionately with inflation. The maximum pant was $1,CC0 in 1 974; it is new 1 1,CC0. To keep up with inflation, the ceiling should have been raised to $3,C0O. Perhaps the most striking figure the asaociatiah's report released shows a 7.9 percent increase in federal dd to whi:9 students ketweea 1273 and 1C33, i;d a 4.7 dscrsaaa in tid to black students ever the sair.8 period. Furthc? cuts prepceed this year itUI lend mcsentaa to that trend. The cuts, suppcrtsd by Secreta cf Education Cenrxtt, will decrease loan end grant fands and place a 14,000 Cv-!?, Cll H!i"Dn3i All this isesss ve are mcsicj toward an even more elitist rich. More than ever before, higher education is essential to upward nobility. Therefbre, opportunity for advar.ceff.ent cr even life, liberty and the pursuit cf happiness is becoming ever, more limited to ihe'werithy. " That the pattern ofdistributfe financial aid in the recent past and the prospectus far the availability cf financial aid in the very near future compromise eoudity and American principles is sir not debatable. The afcrcmentlened. report's Spres scrssa inequality, discrimination and denial of cppcfturdty. And the "reason" and.'uti5catlen" posited by Eennett, who comet be called a friend cf education, 'are merely eieuaes. Students who can't get leans will have to give up their new cars, Bennett says. The $4,0C0-aid limit will mesa lcw-ineo:aa students Mythical sta 1V. D peiicemen pull up to a stoplight in a mythical state that has a ridiculous sesumt law. will not be asle to go to their Erst choice ci scaoois, and prepesea cuts will Urea grant money far kv;er-!necme students, fee said As many students who depend on loans know, the new car . . argument is a lot of bunk. As students also know, $4,000 will almost bay a year at UNL, unless pa hsve some other substantial -"souree cf mnds.'and if won't even gii you cnecisss rJ, Harvard. What the aid cuts do is effectively exclude otherwise qualied -low income students from the best schools. That is bad policy because it ir contrary to the Constitution, and because it decreases the pool of intelligent people on which ex nation must draw to solve the problems of today and temcrrciv. Furthermore, cuts won't provide more grant mosey for low income students; that implies a transfer cf fands, 'while ths cuts are in actuality aimed at depleting funds, thus decreasinf expenditures. Bennett's arguments merely throw a smoke screen over what is in truth, intentional or not, a prc-jram cf legislating diseifeinn--tion by making higher education unavailable to low-inscme Amer icans. The program tskes education off the roil cf rights and places it on the roll cf rich man's privileges. - Wealthy people may remain America's greatest recourse, The rest are being demoted somewhere below bituminous coal. r-y Elrey." one patrolman sap to Ms partner, "that tha? boy don't look like he's got no seatbelt on." "Quick, hit the siren Eugene. Give me them binoculars,". S ' kilil Tom, a JtS-ytar-cld college criminal in every reject hears the siren and casually buckles Ma ssatbelt as he pulls to the curb. lit ' h, iS-'- : I lit EDITOR GENERAL MANAGER PRODUCTION MANAGER ADVERTiSJNa MANAGER ASSISTANT ADVERTISING MANAGER CIRCULATION MANAGER MW3 EDITOR CAMPUS EDITOR WIRE EDITOR COPY DESK CHIEF EDITORIAL PAGE EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 'EDITOR NIGHT NEWS EDITORS " ,VA95T Cs-'lthaJ r.' ' - f""''"il "Out cf the car, bey." - "Sony, cScer, but it miglit take a min ute. You see, I'm all strapped in." ' "You didn't have that on a minute ago at the stop Eign.w "I beg your pardon cSeer, sir, but I always wear my seatbelt. it's the law you knew." The two burly oScers drag the scream ing student from his car, breaking his sestbelt end beating him to a Moody pulp, reacting mostly to the frustrations of try ing to erieiee unenforceable laws. Later, Tom, smoking a joint, tells his friends cf the incident. "It's & sii'pld law, ran," Eosco says, "I "I do," Shelley says, taking a hit from the doobie, "but not because it's the law. I just think it's safer. I'm smart enough to know that." "Aw, get out cf here," they all say. The next day, in this same mythical state with the silly laws, cur public ser . vants Eugene and Elrcy are at it sgsin with the binoculars. . ; "Lock in that house Elrcy. Looks like single-ply to meJ . . Ttie oncers, acting on a reasonable cause, break down the front door and crash through the bathroom doer, surpris ing the elderly lady finishing a common act. "Oh my, goodness me," she says, trying to tide the single-ply toilet paper, which is ag:i$st the law in our mythical state for saf ,2y reasons. It scratches, you know. Bat it's less expensive and on her budget, the -elderly Viola has a tough time making en-is meet, so to speak. ''Locks like resisting arrest to me, wk r. v;i.il3 smokiM a joint she tells her Mends cf the incident. vl know two-ply is safer and easier on you," she says, "but this is America girls, and I didn't think the government could tell you what to do with your own life." "GL drl " Eaniet savs. "Don't voa know that government cGoials these days : nothing about citizens. If so, why are was so fortunate. government offices open from 9 to 4:30? Hell, everybody works during those hours." "You're riiht," Flcrence says, "And why the inconsistencies? If they can make me wear a se albeit and make my buy two-ply toilet paper, fcr my c vn health, then why don't they ban cigarettes, cr alcohol, cr handguns, ?,f Jch are equally as dangerous in their own way?" "Special interest groups!" Harriet says, -"andTiO-dceho! cr-cigarettes- means no sales taxes to squander away on young folks." "It sura locks I'e-o-i cn a state senator's record," Viola says, passing the joint, "to support a law so much concerned with the public good, regardless whether it is unconstitutional, cr whether it takes sway from cur bask freedem cf choice. Dammit, girls, I like Lir.:U-l2 toilet paper. I was raised cn it. ILiedy squcaed Charniin when I was a g';L" "Ceaiies," Earsietsays, quite high now, "there draary-eyed public sonants in the state ccplte) buililr-j have nothing better to do than p::s "fullle g;od" laws in our mythical state, cr .7 that the farmers and edaceten r :? well p i raw that we have a strong cat ."rJly, zA new that we have a video lattery In every s!.a eay pool hall. They have nothing better to do with their time. Keck, they might ts well be asleep." wish our mil state :.J U Kept prom zses s yf ,s a nTn7 - , Air ' "n r . 'j v. i - CnAPM!OS CDiTCl ASSir-TT i ! !070 CK ' pltlicatic:': r Ti-r-y v'.-sC- e,:5 if '"Si il -X- :3 Ths Da". ti.tr UK .? ijf " :' 'i ty th UNL Put . ' :r L - j f ' !"r - , U .- u t fell and epriri r-2 et-J -3 .-"3 Fr'.-ys tr.s r.:. -3 e;rr t : . t' . 1 . t w ,l " c - i cdt rr.:stor 'At V134.7J-I". I ' ?i c.fT.. i.r.J if ; -ea- . - ' ! - " '1 fr ' f. Th; ' - 1 ; t;:.jt- . . -af.r.Frn !C.". 5 "Fcaa-v -t:Z:-.&zl" ca. 3 tat. aG'N-rfrskan, C4 f. -.-"a Uri;n, 14. ) H St., U.-ce n, C.a:D443. Sr:-- c j re r I f t L!cr;-'. UZ C"113. a. .t 1 -e - .-v . ' rj ,T T ow that the ASUN (I promise not j ! a sfegla 'Gcsundheit') elections are ever (give cr take a lawsuit), I thought I would use this week's column and my marvelous sense of timing to give my personal reflections on the whole pro cess. This may be late, but I figure peo pla are always mere ready to listen after ths dust has settled than they are when the frar Is flying (I got an A in Metaphor j fall J. discuss and listen to issues and even vote! Finally, there is the vast majority of the student body that doesn't give z dp the people who bleep over the cam'fit arti cles to gi to "Llecn Ccuaty" arj thc:-s beloved ptreom,l3, Ike: a are tfe p eb mho tfc'ak Lock i a n: "arir.?, Tar t is a derartnent ?ture s .d Char "3 ii v.fri pu get b'i:k f.e-i ye;? f..-e del!-? I'M v.hrn yju buy kek at Ti:;.;. c:, C3 ths namcees thea::..fj v.:.d den't cer.e.'der sta .er.t g:v: mmen't vital cnoh c.cn to t Le minutes toets. Sf f ouwy I don't take anything at face value either. Cut the dar.g.r cf cynicism is that it tt o cf:en Ir-rc b tet:l contempt and des pair, f !y compL'rt to you ts's the form of the reply v. Lids th? g"e A preacher Dwigfct L r.eefy ? "e to il vho criticized his vr:!::::c t'elrr:"!. f aid, "Well, I Klce the i. ;y i'. 1 deif g it swhole lot better than the v . f je u'n r.at d;lrg it.M Touche. C:!f'.:L, L J.h-, I'e ti.-g rJ the whole ga:g c: ly.xz " c:i i'Ms charge. I:, ths: 3 seuj to Is tLr:o rv ' ci-rra vl it ce to Xlll el-etier 3 ar.J ths ff- 4 ' .1 p.ftrf f"i - -' ' iSscs i l I weuli lava to all-:; 3 r:i Cr.: :r ments s:;arately, but r; ;eo ii rr.:,ieus. So, g.. en Cat apathy is f 3 cat:; -.z f;rm . " -" V- - ' - fc . 4 . . Ill r::-t 3 a::'-' f .- ? ... , e;.-1 L ; 7 he ,7 r.v y cf t tf " 1 - -1 a:o vllhi E3 arra:'(!) " "'" v - x,itfl:al.:-:rt3 the anigtn: up a t! working within rrs to get Kit. .. r 1 At- - . , Aw wit. ien taae 23 t.e tl-rcs th.ue .rd cr as whs rerfly bellevo in sia- .i. ....... First to the cynics. Llan, ! leva yeu? sfci3. 1 was born with tha world in c-e hand and a magsig glass in the ether suae ,-r!!y ls t expected, but it ts lh;ybav3w-:;i:dtoactTodi3 cm thd rather co rid fifths do nothing a"b3thei2 a:-2 resus-stuers ;ri them, batmsa- aJ t-5 si . fif they ra-3 3 ti;::;.3:ka!) 1ing ths c!ic-:"-3t3.