Thursday, March 14, 1935 Parjo 14 Daily Nebraskan 'Lonely 1 lovers get chanc o Cut your toenails, iren your shorts cr.d trim thosa unsightly Rcsehairs! Why all this bothersome grooming? A red ding? Net yet, anyway, but new til students will have dates, ccr.piiir.ents cf the student Alumni Association OCA PD CVifT! fcion. makes dating easy fM ' Set 1. An implication in Wednesday's Bally Nebras ka offers a small glider cf hops for lonely, Ionian or unlucky raen and war. en who are oo g.itirg tired of being lonely, lovelorn or unlucky. Forget the funerals, supermarket openings, mobile home shows and all the other ordinary pick up spots. You can now have the "scoping cut" done for you, quickly and efficiently, and without even leaving your home. Skip! nil out the applicaitoa lie about your weight, number cf remaining teeth and any history cf psychoses in your far.iiy ar.d return it to representatives cf SAA. Your vital statistics ?ie fed into a computer and cut pops a List cf 10 people who are least likely tD repulse you. Ga April 14, from 7 to 11 p.m. in the Unicn's Centennial Eallroen, a dir.ee is planned so entrants cm meet the people cn their list3. ZZ A 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ooooooo Due to manufacturer's shortages, the Fisher 8550 D Home Stereo system pictured in our colored supplement in this newspaper is in short supply in our stores. The Fisher HT-870 and the HT 770 color T.V.'s are a vailable in our Gateway store only. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. 0 0 0 0 oooooo) Dating was never so simple! I'm going to do it. My friends are going to do it, too. They were delighted to hear they could each date 10 different, pleasant women at one time. Of course, this service comes with no guaran tee for a successful relationship. But if I could re-create oi.ly half the magic I experienced with a girl one day in high school, I would be satisfied. I remember seeing her for the first time, stand ing in line nest to me in the school cafeteria. So shcrt, so bright, her grin uncentaminated by straight teeth, her bald spot glaring sofiiy in the romantic light cf the fluorescent bulbs. Our eyes met, parted, then met again. I smiled. "How's algebra going for you?" she said, ner vously tapping her tray. I watched helplessly as her bunito slid off its plate and came to rest on my tenni3 shoe. Even now my eyes water when 1 think cf that afternoon. She and I may have gotten often the wrong foot, but I still have my love for Mexican cuisine as a memento of that relationship. Filling out the form properly is going to be essential if I hope to recapture those feelings. I will deny any auction for bowling. I'll s?y I eat Just once a week, and then only if I'm dying. . But at what expense is this evening of fun going to be? Will my dignity be forfeited? Will J convenience take my masculinity as its tail? And , rill the pride I take in being an independent ci.d capable mm be throve out the window by r.y anxieties? Who cares? ; V o w . V. li I i II... 1 1' i! J I ''fif',."' 1 1 u nr ----- Vl -v """""I LIVE Dcmcmbcr Grandmothcm -a so 9 m Buy any sandwich Sunday after 5:00 P.M. in Grandmother's Lounge, and get a second sandwich of equal value or less-for only $1 .00! Sun VaSSey only Through April 30, 1 985 Mw V- : 1 Pctts, 231 N. ICth St. B & the Hot Notes, Friday through Sunday. Cover charge i3 i2 Friday and Saturday, no cover charge Sunday. Dnsssstlcls, 547 N. 48th St. Boys With Toys, Friday and Saturday. Cover charge b U. Tlie Fisz, 828 P St. Eight Here, Friday 5 to 8 p.m. Green Frog, 1010 P St. Exciter, tcday through Saturday. No cover charge. tlkty ItsMsr.3, 6232 Kaveleck Ave. Cold Spring, Friday and Satur day. No cc;cr charge. llnz.z-lzlzs, 31 1 S. 1 1th St. IUv3ra3 Lczzzz, 1S20 7. 0 it Livewire, Friday and Saturday. No cover charge. , Ecyd Grave, 340 W. Comhuskcr, Hig-hv.ay Encounter, Friday and Saturday. No cover charge. - 6600 W. 0 St. Skylit Distro, 235 N. 1 1th St. Dennis Wesely, Saturday, 8.20 p.m. Chris Sayre, Friday at 9 p.m. and , to 12:30 a.m. Adshsion is $2.75. Dean Sunday at 7 p.m. No cover charge. Hansen, Sunday, 6 to 10 p.m. Admission Spe&ke&sy. 3233V4 S. 1 Sth St. , is $2.25. Brandy, today through Saturday. Noj P.O. Pen.rs, 322 S. Ninth St. cover charge. Alpha Street, Friday and Saturday. Sweep Left, 815 0 St. Rex Eerjarain, Friday and Saturday. Cover charge is $1. Cover charge is 93 cents. Tonight tiini Saturday!! From Daibs, Texas ANSON FUN THE JA! . 91:09 $3 Cover BLUBS AT ITS FINEST ' . FAC: THE TABLEROCEERS JsttL-iW 1 p BIN 138 N 14th Hedding, today through Sat urday. Cover charge is $1 on Friday and Saturday. Tucker Inn, 3235 S. 13th St. , Freeride, Friday through Sunday. Cover charge is $2, first drink free. Zao Bsr, 13S N. 14th St. Anson ; Funderburgh & the Rockets, today) through Saturday. Cover charge is $3. MOVIES ; Ctoeraa 1 & 2, "The Sure Thing," 5:10, 7:15 and 0:20 p.m.; "Falcon and the Snowman," 7 and 9:45 p.m. Cooper Theatre, "The Killing' I Fields," 7 and 9:45 p.m. uotsglss 3, "into the Night, 5:15, 7:25 and 9:35 p.m.; "Mischief," 5:40, 7:40 and 9:40 p.m.; "Night Patrol," 5:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. ! Emt Ptxk 3, "Missing in Action II, ! The Beginning," 5:30, 7:30 and 9:30 ' p.m.; "Beverly Hills Cop," 5.40, 7:40 and 8:40 p.m.; "Martin's Day," 5:20, 7:20 and : 0:20 p.m. ; Jcyo Theatre, "Humphrey Bogart ' Festival, Casablaaca, Friday and Sat- ! urday; "Have and Have Net," Sunday. Pitas 4, "Witness," 5:15, 7:30 and I 9:45 p.m.; "Beverly Kills Cop," 5:30, 7:45 and .10 p.m.; '"The Breakfast Club," 5:15, 7:15 and 9:15p.m.; 'Tision Qaest," 5:10, 7:20 and 9:30 p.m. Man," Thursday, Friday, Sunday and r.cr.d ay at and 4 o.kl tsX Theatra, "A Nightmare cn Elm Street," 5:30, 7:30, 9:33 and 12 p.m. ' Eteart Ussstrs, "A Passage to India," 5 and 8 p.ra. l-5 r." 1 IS (, 1 7 o dsssj cur taat t3 ens cf car comers ta cpsa eh Individual Rdrcissnt A; FrsrlV, wt dsa't kasvv cf ,4 Nt4 9 Tha fciw cn ta fc.fl is hc;3 us gat cur K1A risi scrcss. Ka's da3 gjrfi a grist fa tit ws era jfej fcvaA'i Jsp TSiaraf tj hcr taa s fessi UTatSi Ui trJ r."s?s!i list Ysu can pyrehaaa t:c!::ts (ar.V tlQ frsra any cf cur t":rs cr, cf course, at tha Jaya Thcatar. Kara's tha sshcdula: i ' J- ' ' l' T3i:iv2C:H':;j?::t - fi17c:i13 Ksylcp ' ... f13r:i23 And don't forget your ISA. Af&r el, t!;:i criJ fea 3 cf a IzzSd rair H ... ! I'AVELCCK EM Hi I j , 1 11 i SKSMavdaakAva. 1 -"1 ' HAVaGCIC BAf. ., , i tar Zijr?x imst) Adams Airr Art LefTa Fall j?rf. 1 r.d F. rds Wcrks-in-Prcgress. Elendsy through Thursday, 8 a,nu to 4 p.m.; Friday, 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. E. tct Art G2l!sry. 119 S. Wnth St. "Kcnections" exhibit. GsMsn Ait GzEzzy, "American Works On Paper" exhibit. MNAZCA & Phctegraphic landscapes" exhibit by Marilyn Bridges. "American Cubism" HAPPENINGS "Hay Fever," today through Saturday at 8 p.m., Sunday at 2:33 p.m. to 1 1 p.m. cn Ear.t Csrapus. Sponsored by the Eofticulture Club. FffisMoa Cssrcsss II, Saturday at 8 p.m. in the Mebrxka Union. Spcn- sere i by the UPC Tri-Culture.