Thursday, March 7, 193
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A select group of impressive suits, sportcoats and slacks
specially priced just in time for those important business
interviews and spring events. Choose from names like Palm
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Shop early for the best selections. Mens Clothing
Suits
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Last week I ts!d you Ebout roy new
excrdss prcrsm cr.d prcircd to L.iira
my diet v4th yoa this wesk.
To fcesin with, tha eiercSss prcnJ
Isn't gslns too v.i!l. IVs gained thrsa
p:ur.:. Luckily, thcjch, yea t it !.
It's Hies throwing a bucket cfv.aicr In
the occn tr.d trir3 to f.r.d it.
Ths cnly asmar, cf ccu::3, is to
bolster thi3 trcr.i;cu3 cxcrc!:3 pro
grrm v.iih a v.t!it-r.ccd lev cd oris
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Every diet listed la the Kat!ond
Enquirer cdi to consult a pIdsn
befsra itnzttez the diet prcgrsss, which
make.3 r.s wor.dcr about the safety cf
their diet programs.
Nonetheless, I did consult a physi
cian. First cf all, he made me pay cash, in
advance.
Ke said I was a marvel cf science, as
he locked for the bolts and stitches
where Dr. Frankenstein put me together.
"Well, Bill," he said, "you have no
pulse, breathe like a heavy smoker ar.d
your muscles are in dcrr.ar.t stae."
I said. "Ccr.e on, docs I know ail that
stuff. Tell me what's wrerj v.lth me."
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my diet," I call "I Ilka pet pies, froze-'
pto, Fcp-tarts, Appla Jacks, Kaia-i
bartr Iklpsr, pcaUs, malts, hot!
do-s end Do-alJs-StOrecs.-
"You r-."?r' ci th?l J:r,k?" he aked
'How da yea ever gat an appetite for j!
Tiiit i3 a ro!ar ncd," I said. "A3 1
matter cf fact, that's stat I had for1
brca!ifei b:f::a czttAzz ever here."
He pfc&cd U3 the chona tnsi mJ
cded rr,y X raj's.
Th3 doctor salted I continue irv
esc-rc!c3 prara:3 go cn a special
did.
I don't see ?y4Ms$ special about it. I
First cf all, I caa cdy have three meals'
atigy, half cfht used to. If I want!
kctweca meal mchs I have to eat fruit
cr celary. 0 what m I supposed to do I
with the rest cf th Bloody Mary? I
Also, no Med foods and no refined !
processed su-ar, which excludes about
70 percent of all the things you can buy j
I have to eat slowly and have only j
one serving writing down practically
every bite, so I can keep track off
calorics.
My wife tells me it will be worth it.
ViT.il e she was telling me this she put a
saucer cf Entasis sprouts and lean, dry
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vj;z.z m iiiii.i mi e-iu saa, supper
"You're thirty pesr.ds cvcrr.1
that's what's wroM with yea"
He suggested suicide, but I told him
I was too much in debt to kill myself.
He asked me how 1 got this way.
"Well, I don't like to brag," I said,
"Eat I never est anything unless it's
saturated in animal fat.. I like my
frer.ch fries out cf the grease."
He started to turn white.
Help us cover you.
Daily Nebraskan's
I was thir&if 3 "'filler time," but the
doctor said no alcohol. That's like
lng llsiy Lea Kitten to give up Wheatics.
I'm hopirg to he aMo to fit into the
clothes I wore laat racrdh before lor.
and I snppxa thcie will be ether
advr.ts23 to lcafc.3 weight.
For one tlk I'll reld embarrass
fcig sitinticrj cn the beach this summer.
No cn ever kicked sand in my face,
but once while kjlng cn the beach, two
scientists car.3 ever, started examin
kj m$ and asked wtere I had washed
Another tiri this Caherman out his
foot cn my stomach od held up a fish
i?4 pole while hi3 friend snapped a
picture.
I'll keep you posted. In the men
time, remerxkr sprins b on the way,
and with this diet there is no way I o
going to espy it. That shodd make yoa
feel b
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5:00 P.M. in Grcr.&nctncts Lounge
and gst a sscond s;r.1c!i cf equal
value or less-for only $1. CO!
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