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Church to present
Christmas program
Lincoln's Indian Hills Com
munity Church, 1000 S. 84 th St.,
presents the Christmas concert,
"Hallelujah," Thursday through
Sunday.
Performances, which are free;
begin at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Fri
day and Saturday and at 5:45
p.m. Sunday.
"Hallelujah" will be broadcast
over KOLNKGIN-TV, Lincoln and
Grand Island, December 23 at
10:30 p.m. Radio braodcasts in
clude: Dec. 23: KGBI-FM 100.7, 7:30
p.m. (also Lincoln translator 93.5)
Dec. 24: KJSK-AM 90, 3 p.m.
(Columbus), KLIRFM 101,8 p.m.
(Columbus)
Review by Chris Burbach
Daily Nebraskan Senior Editor
I really didn't know exactly what a tur
key fry was. I figured it was probably a
deep fried wing, or maybe a turkey fla
vored French fry you know, sort of like
a cheese frenchie, or a breaded mush
room. So I was a bit baffled when the
bartender asked how many nuts I wanted.
"No nuts," I said. "I'd just like some tur
key fries."
"Ya, how many nuts?"
TJten it all became rather painfully
clear to me just what a turkey fry is
that part of a turkey which makes a torn a
torn. As the television advertisement says,
"parts is parts."
I turned to sprint for the door, but it
was too late. The long arm of peer pres
sure grabbed me by the nape and towed
me back to the bar of Hill's Country Inn,
held my mouth open, and dropped in a
turkey...
Hill's, in Milford, serves up the gobbler
delicacies every Wednesday night in the
winter. The dish sells for something below
a delicacy price it's $2.75 for an 18
piece platter, and $3.75 for the dinner ( 1 8
fries, French fries, bread and butter and a
pickle slice.)
The fries have a pleasant taste and tex
ture; one of my dining companions said
they had a weak gizzard flavor. Weak 13
the operational word there. The flavor
itself neither allures nor repels the
charm, or offensiveness, of the tidbits lies
in knowing what they are and from
whence they came.
I like them. IT! probably drive to Milford
and eat 'em again sometime. My friends
weren't so sure.
One dining companion said There's
nc.like turkey.... I could eat another
whole basket if I didn't know what they
were."
Another was more emphatic.
"It was the grossest experience of my
entire, but young life," he said. "I swear I
could see the vas deferens."
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