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For Over SO Ycsrs
Formal Party Flowers
Dirthday Bouquets'
Pinning Candles .
Rememberance Roses
We Deliver
Pick me up flowers
127 So. 13th 476-7602
3 blocks south of campus
Next to Miller & Paine
unk-food love preserve
Last night, I ate myself to sleep
with Iiiib Debbie's Fudge Brown
ies. I awoke this morning and
munched down some blueberry
Pop Tarts md chewed half a bag
of sunflower seeds while walking
to work.
hris
rose
I love jiflk food. From top
berry Zo-cper Pooper 'to Nscho'
Cheese Dorltss, it's a food gmra
, thst dslights the sansss, ps& the
suMriff, p?HJp3 preservative into
th.e body ,ad, most iir.portant',
takes the work oat of estlsig.
Someiiists I like to hop Co7.iv
to the ICwik Shop even when I
dont haw sny mssey, just -to
roam the Elsies and 22.2 to tost si
. rows, of Ho-IIos, cherry pies, Sim
Jims, and ttcztk buiT&09..TluEt
rotund Utile Ho-Ko guy froUcks in
roy dreami, tosskg n Chips Ahoy
cockls back and forth with Chsr
lie Brown end Lucy until, tomlta
bly, Snoopy leaps elf of his donut
pactege, catches the cookie in Mm
mouth md eats it Then I see
myself in the middle of a desert,
my parched tongue swelling in
my mouth, heat wave3 crawling
over me as my brain shrinks right
in my head from dehydration.
Just as I begin to teeter, the sand
whirling tip to suck me in, a huge
pitcher of Tropical Punch trots
onto the scene amid a cherubic
chorus: Here comes Eoolaid, here
comes KooMd, he's gonna saw
the day" and he does.
The more Junk food I eat, the
better I feel. I'm deve!opfeg, at
age 23, that pleasant paunch
which takes isi&ny of us 40 years
to grow.- Itfe getting to where I can
tsrcly fed the bars in my fcide-a-
bed anymore, m& I feel more
confident and asssth now that
Fm starting t get a little wdght
to threw aroisnd. -And ell- for a
few thin dksies. No coo-Mag, no
cleaning, no mess, no turn. Just
'open the package and est That
maybe the best part ofjunk food:
.It's -the on3-R.liht'St?.Rd f the
world of esting r.o lcr.3-t.erm
investments, no last names, no
dirty dishes just you and me,
Little Debbie, here, tonight, and
let the DeviTa food take tomorrow,
Bej'ond the pleasures of the
moment, junk food could really
improve the quality of my after
life. Scientists say we Americans
eat so many preservatives that it
takes our bodies longer to decay
than it used to after we die,
that is. I plan to eat so many pre
servatives that my corpse will be
around and looking good for a
long time. Come the Resurrec
tion, I may be considered hand
some. Bury me deep, in a cool, dry
place, and 111 come out fresh as a
Twinkie.
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