Daily Nebraskan Wednesday, September 26, 1934 fcf 11W ill ! rre-aeiineo TV mo; -1 . Pago 4 rr n o n ... t h" TiiilirOh'3!! I 1 k3fa VJT . 4- Vt-1 J fcaam t-Ict, .m.f. ' 1 i ous For years, the church has pteyed an active role in demanding change from government. Govern ment, in turn, has absorbed many of the moral values introduced by religious groups. The question becomes, then, which demands are good and which are bad. When do the demands of one denomination impinge upon the rights of others? For instance, the church was at the forefront of the drive for the 1064 Civil Rights Amendment and has subsequently strived for racial integration. However, Bob Jones University, a private religious school, banned interracial datin5and limited the number of blacks that could be involved in some school organ izations. This policy caught up with them last year when they were denied tax-exempt status by the federal government. The American Civil Liberties Union and the National Organi zation of Churches stood with the university although they also supported non-discrimination. These two groups thought tax exempt status should not be re voked if churches disagreed with government practices. What would happen if the government decided to support discrimination and many churches did not? Could the government demand taxes from churches that it disagreed with on issues like nuclear proliferation, defense ex penditures in South America or the Nestle's Infant formula ad vertising in developing countries? Another churchstate issue was raised this summer when the Rev. Sun Yung Moon, head of the Uni fication Church, was jailed for income t ax evasion. The Rev. Moon kept church funds in his name and did not claim them. If he actually used this fund for him self, then he should have been found guilty, but he did not. Many priests and ministers for Catholic and ethnic churches also handle their monies like the Rev. Moon. Has another way been es tablished to intervene in churches that dont meet governmental ap proval? Abortion is the religious issue most talked about during this presidential campaign. It is reli gious because it revolves around the question of when life begins and therefore, when a life can be taken. Opinions vary on this Issue. It is not the government's right to rule on this Issue of morality because the correct roorab are undeflnable. The demands of one moral sect impinge on the rights and morals cf another. We need government officials who represent our needs. We need officials who are moral. But, we do not need officials who will define religious morals for an entire population. Kcma Eoderberg Dally Ni-brssksn Staff Editor Reagan campaign reels off into liberal paradoxes Ronald Reagan's re-election campaign is stepping so high, wide and plentiful that the mind reels off into paradoxes, including these two: Reagan is soaring because he has restored trust in that which he distrusts government. And he is exactly in tune with the mood of the moment, which is liberal. One must take the bitter with the sweet, but it must be bitter indeed for Reagan to note that fate has played him the scurvy trick of causing him, the scourge of government, to rehabilitate it. The ugly truth must be faced: When folks r TUfe f'ftT f MfWMh7 J I -VI eorge Will feel good about their country, some of the feeling spills over and attaches to the institutions of community life, the expres- has removed the irritant in the public's sion of collective effort the govern- eye regarding government, ment. There .are 80,000 governmental The public's liberalism, and Reagan's units in this Republic, but one sets the benefit from it, is less apparent but even tone the one Reagan has. And more important, and explains why the "drats!" he may say contentment with Rev. Jerry Falwell's favorite candidate is the presidency is spreading and contami- overwhelmingly the favorite candidate of nating all of public life. voters aged 18-26. Eightyyears ago, Henry It was especially reckless of him to James defined journalism as the science reduce inflation. In the last decade in- of beating the sense out of 'words. It flat ion became considered the principal certainly has done so to political labels. domestic problem, and government was But it is no mere semantic quibble to yxa considered the principal cause of infla tion. Inflation was the main reason why, just two years ago, three-quarters of those questioned in one reliable poll said government causes more.problems that it solves. The taming of inflation, for now, insist that the essential aim of liberalism, and the central liberal value, is the maxi mization of individual choice. And that is the feeling the aura produced by the President's achievement, rapid economic growth. The illiberal aspects of the President's program opposition to abortion, and perhaps support for school prayer have received attention disproportionate to their importance to the electorate. The Supreme Court, not the executive branch, has for the foreseeable future, custody of issues concerning abortion and church state relations. With five justices in their late 70s, a President can make a profound difference on the Court, but that is a contingency too remote to be controlling on the minds of many voters. The conservative temperament is, at bottom, incorrigibly skeptical of the abil ity of human plans to eliminate the rat tling bumps from the road of life. But Reagan is infectiously serene about the evaporation of deficits and all other lim iting facts, painlessly, under the heat of economic growth. This, because he seems easily to imagine that business cycles have been banished. Recently Reagan told an audience that Americans should avoid "hedonism." It was an enchanting moment, involving a word not usually featured in American politics. Arguably Reagan, by denouncing the incontinent pursuit of pleasure, was striking at the American Way of Life. Certainly Reagan coming on as Cotton Mather is singularly unconvincing. He is our President Monroe the man for the era of good feelings. But he also should be a man of some public thinking. He should soon pick a serious forum for a serious speech about the future not another speech cele brating optimism of God or Grand Ole Opry or the last four years. So far his campaign has set a tone, which is fine, but a tone is not a song and he can be, more than anyone in modern memory, the naiton's singer the presenter of a vision. However, he must do it now. When he becomes a four-year lame duck, he will have only the momentum built in the next six weeks. If his mandate is merely to not be Mondale, his term will be sterile. Twenty-two Republican sena tors face re-election in 1986. His party will be fractious and distracted. If he just coasts to victory, as he perhaps can Uf he chooses to, he will lack the weight to hold his party's attention. So an October cam paign of more rhetorical risk would be an act of grace an unforced policy of statesmanship. . 1834, Washington Pest Writers Groap JhiglbsBMcaii- EDITOR GENERAL MANAGER PRODUCTION MANAGER ADVERTISING MANAGER ASSISTANT ADVERTISING MANAGER CIRCULATION MANAGER NEWS EDITOR ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITORS Chris WeSsch, 472-1763 Dsnli Shattil Kitty PoSicky Tom Dyms K"y fc2art$sn Hlchteia T human Kevin Wsmtks Staslt Tf&sns Yk&i Ruhi W&d W. Tdpk-it 111 CfuHSopItsr Eusaeh Ltwri Hcpp! Lsuri Happlt Tri Sperry B"3y Shatfuf J Oil Srr . , OzxlS Cnz:r.st Kick Fofey. 473-C275 Arista N."':J, 475-4331 PROFESSIONAL ADVISER Don WcRoo, 473-7231 The Daily Nebraska! (USPS 144-050) is published by the UNL Publications Board Monday through Friday in the fall and spring semesters and Tuesdays and Fridays in the summer sessions, except during vacations. Readers are encouraged to submit story ideas and com ments to ths Da ily Nebraska by phoning 472-2533 between 9 a m. and 5 p m. Monday through Fnday. 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Tf M3n The New Order ofMedical Mythology also determined that AIDS will wipe out half of Midwestia's homosexual male population. But then, that's OK. So anyway, the King closed gay bars, gay baths, public toilets and boys locker rooms. Homosexuals have to register with the Right Guard. Scarlet IVs are painted on their pinky fingers. And their movements are tracked by means of homing devices in their earrings. It's a cold, windy evening in New Midwestia's capital city. The streets are practically deserted. The Right Guard SWAT team is cruising a residential area in an unmarked tank. Captain Chest hair, leader of the SWAT team, notices a suspicious light in an attic window. "STOP." he shouts in his most manly voice. "Over theref The SWAT team leaps athletically from the tank and storms the house. Leaving no stone unturned, Captain Chesthair finally finds five men towering in the attic. "Homos!" cried the Captain, in his next most manly tone. "Take them, menf Captain Chesthair rubbed his 5 o'clock shadow glee fully. His team had filled their homo quota. Back at headquarters, five men stand beneath a sin gle, 2,000-watt bulb burning in the ceiling. Squinting, shivering, Suspect 1 must face the Inquisition Sergeant. IS: Occupation? 1: English professor. IS: You were found in possession cf subversive, seditious, pernicious, pro-homosexual materials forbidden for public consumption. 1: 1 was reading Plato. IS: Plato is forbidden. Greeks were hemes. 1: Look, you cant expect me to teach the Bible and Harlequin romance novels in every class. IS: Military history is not forbidden. Also "Gone with the Wind" and James Dond stories. 1: Give me Oscar Wilde cr give me death! IS: Guilty. NEXT. (Suspect 2 steps forward.) IS: Occupation? 2: Waiter. IS: You were seen in the company of known homosexu als. How do you plead? 2: Not guilty. Look, I'm straight. I'm married to a straight. Ask my wife, shell tell you how straight I am. 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