Friday, August 31, 1934
Daily Nebraskan
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Last week, McDugan met Miss
Mona and thought she was a
man. After an ear-bashing, Mc
Dugan decided to help Mona solve
the murder of her father McDu
gan took liberties with Mona,
and she slapped the spit out of
him. He took the job away.
McDugan McGruder felt a spe
cial throbbing as he moved down
the streets of Gotham City with
Miss Mona Munning. There she
was, his centerfold dream only
two feet and a half a heart beat
away. Her knickers showed deli
cate calf muscles that moved
down to her ankle, giving her
Achilles' tendon a strong and
sensual presence. McDugan loved
the way her shoulder blades
chopped back and forth .with
every move of her hips.
"Where we gonna sate our hun
ger, Mr. McGruder?" Mona's
head swung his way and that
chin stuck out.
"I don't think they sell what I
desire." McDugan ran his fingers
through his hair and the wrinkles
under his eyes grew deeper as he
smiled.
"What is it you desire, Mr. Mc
Gruder?" Miss Mona's finger ran
across her lips.
"What do you think? Tell me
what I want.?? McGruder crossed
his toes and hoped she knew his
passion.
"Mmm. Let me concentrate."
She stuck her arms out and closed
her eyes. McDugan guided her
out of the way of a man selling
bird whistles. "Ah, yes. I'm getting
a picture." Miss Mona opened her
left eye a crack and saw McDugan
waiting for her answer. "Hot dogs.
Yes. Definitely hot dogs."
"Food?" McDugan's jowl dropped
and he let go her arm.
"Yes! A Nathan's hot dog! With
relish, kraut and onions!" As luck
would have it, Miss Mona was
right in front of famous Nathan's
and she laughed. "And here we.
sure are! I'm starving, Mr. Mc
Gruder. Well catch a bite here."
She led him to a table and he
was upset.
"Yeah, ah Miss Mona. What's
going on with your murder?"
"Oh. Well I've been receiving
death threats. That's why I tapped
your ear the other day. A man
calls me up and tells me I'm next,
so bring your shampoo for oUy
hair. That's when I always hang
up. I don't have oily hair." Mona
took a huge bite of her footlong.
"That's a clue. Oily hair. Now
what about your fathers death?
"I got a phone call from my
father. He was screaming and
telling me to sell the salt mines
and never eat anything from Ire
land again. Then the beeps.
"Beeps? I don't get the beeps."
McDugan held back a burp and
continued. Describe beeps.
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