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Last week, Celeste hired an assistant cam'
paign manager. Since her campaign isntover,
but this column is, Celeste has gathered her
friends, family, roommates, and campaign staff .
at Pierre 'a cafe for a discussion of further plans.
With them are reporters from Tabula Rasa and
The Plagiarist, to take down their final statement.
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"What's your pleasure, Celeste?" Pierre asked.
Celeste smiled wearily.
The usual, Pierre. A double margarita with a
Falstaff chaser."
"Did you watch the last part of the Olympics?"
Pierre asked.
"No, dear. I've been on the campaign trail, you
know. I did manage to attend the playoffs between
the Bellevue Pythons and the Lincoln Vipers. Fas
cinating game, that was."
"Who won?" Pierre asked.
"Oh, it was a tie," Celeste said. "Ah, here come all
my friends and neighbors. Bring us a pitcher of
your finest, Pierre."
Harley and Otis, still dazzled from their New
York visit, stumbled in, Addison Steele, impecca
ble as always, followed, with Antoinette Chateau
briand, who wore, the Hope diamond especially
for the occasion.
Behind them was Bernina' Kenmore Singer,
sewing-machine heiress and champagne contrib
utor, Mrs. Hester Lewis with her two sons Huey
and Sinclair, Cooper Black and Lady Baskerville,
and Celeste's newest assistant.
When" all had been settled, Celeste spoke.
"My dear friends, it's a pleasure to have you all
together in one place," she said, a bit thickly. "I
know it may seem strange to talk now of future
plans when the present looms so brightly before
us. But the press wants to know, and as public
figures, we have an obligation to tell them. Begin
your questions, ladies and gentlemen."
A representative from The Plagiarist spoke up.
"Miss Underwood, have you any more cam
paign promises with which to enlighten us?"
"No," Celeste said. "I'm simply sticking with my
original plans, which is something few politicians
do these days. I still want new furniture for the
White House, if I don't ha ve to raise taxes to do it.
Maybe 111 take it our of the military budget."
"What about you, Mr. Steele?" another reporter
asked.
"I think I shall take to raising orchids, and read
ing Wilde in the cool of the evening," he said. "The
hectic pace of American campaigning has been
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"Otis, what about you? You've got a thriving
soda pop company."
"Oh, I'm selling Perky Lite, and taking a long
vacation. Running a company was all very well
when I was in college, but now I have to go into the
real world. Caribbean tours, houses by the ocean,
things like that."
Celeste ordered another round to break the
monotony of the reporter's questions, and laziiy
addressed Harley.
"Harley, what are we going to do with the
National Intruder?"
"Well, I though we should keep it, just for old
time's sake" he said. "We can't have too many
changes around here."
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opera and big band, programs explor
ing nature's beauty and probing un
known worlds, and cinema classics are
just some of the special offerings dur
ing the "Summerfest" celebration start
ing Friday over all stations , of the
Nebraska Educational Television Net-,
work.
Here are some of the highlights of
the "Summerfest" celebration:
Friday, August 17 One of the
world's consummate entertainers, Tom
Jones, performs at the renowned Cae
sar's Palace in Las Vegas in the musical
presentation "Tom Jones, Live in Las
Vegas" at 8 p.m. The home-grown sound
of "Country Music Jubilee" follows at 9
p.m., featuring such great country per
formers as Jerry Reed, Charlie Daniels,
Ricky Skaggs, Roger Miller, Willie Nel
son, Janie Fricke, the Gatlin Brothers,
Lacy J. Dalton and Tom T.'Hall during
the three hours program.
Saturday, August 18 Five regen
erations of the science fiction world's
incredible Doctor Who (Richard Hen
drel, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee,
Tom Baker and Peter Davison) are fea
tured in "The Five Doctors," airing at 4
p.m. Science fiction entertainment con
tinues at 6 p.m. with "From Star Wars
to Jedi: The, Making of a Saga," which
gives a behind the scenes look at the
making of the Star Wars trilogy. Johnny
Mathis follows at 7:30 p.m., singing the
hits that have made him one of Ameri
ca's top record sellers. The evening
closes with the 1955 Debbie Reynolds'
Frank Sinatra comedy "The Tender
Trap" at 9 p.m.
Sunday, August 19 Master tenor
Luciano Pavarotti sings an all-Italian
program from- San Francisco's Opera
House including three hours of songs
by other masters on "Luciano Pava
rotti in Concert" at 9:05 p.m.
Monday, August 20 The Emmy
Award winning motion picture "Elvis,"
starring Kurt Russell as Elvis Presley,
airs at 8 p.m.
TuesdayAugust 21 Some of the
best work of the immortal comedy
team of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
is featured in "Laurel and Hardy's
Laughing Twenties" at 9:10 p.m.
Wednesday, August 22 The ups
and downs of the roaring Twenties is
the focus of "A Walk Through the 20th
Century with Bill Moyers" at 8:10 p.m.
At 10:20 p.m., a vintage "Evening at
Pops" program presents renowned folk
singer Judy Collins.
Thursday, August 23 "The Best of
Live From the Grand Ole Opry" at 8
p.m. features highlights from previous
public television Opry shows and in
cludes a special tribute to the late
Marty Robbins.
Friday, August 24 Musical offer
ings from big band and ragtime to
cabaret and pop are presented on
"Sentimental Journeys" at 8 p.m. The
three hour program celebrates the
musical achievements of the most tea
sured performers of the past 50 years.
At 1 1 p.m. Dionne Warwick performs a
string of her hit songs on "Dionne
Warwick in Concert."
Saturday, August 25 Orson Welles
narrates "The Greatest Adventure: The
Story of Man's Voyage to the Moon5? at 6
p.m., featuring original NASA footage
of many of America's space flights,
including the historic landing on the
moon.
Sunday, August 26 Two musical
encores open the final day of Sum
merfest activities. "The Best of Live
from the Grand Ole Opry" aires at 4
p.m., followed at 5:30 by "Johnny Mathis
in Concert." Summerfest draws to a
close with the Spencer Tracy, Eliza
beth Taylor and Joan Bennett 1950
comedy film "Father of the Bride" begin
ning at 9; 10 p.m.
Tuesday. August 14, 1934
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