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'No brain' . . . Continued from Pegs 8 Next, Dr. Meete says, "The hide is stretched in the sun for several hours." My brothers and I had fun practicing the knots we learned in pledge class with this one. The doctor's final instructions read, "The women take the now dried skin and chew it, inch by inch, until the entire hide is soft and flexible." Now, we do a lot of fun things with our little sisters but I'm afraid they balked when we asked them to do this. Could you consult with your medical sources and let us know what they say about this process? Future Greek God Dear Creek Cod: I'm convinced the "no brain, no pain" philosophy of tanning is very approp riate in your case. I would bet that you've begun a tanning trend that will undoubtedly "pelt" across the country, so to speak. The doctors I consulted assured me that given an adequate supply of brains and urine there should be no undue medical implications. If the odor becomes too noxious, turn the stereo up louder so you won't notice. Confidential Reply to AH-Americsa Boy: Let me answer you in these "terms": I'm sure you can understand her res ervations of mixing a highly public act ing career -with a budding political career. Especially the effect of public ity on your relationship. However, I think you have to stand up like a man and tell her how you feel about her. She doesn't have extrasensory percep tion. She seems to be sincere enough toward you. You'll have to live with the fact that you may never know when she's acting. However, shell never know when you're telling the truth so you're probably even. Dear Stan: I am a female student assistant on a malefemale floor in one of the dorms. I simply cannot believe what slobs the students who live on this floor are. It's sickening. There's so much hair in the sinks that someone used one to prac tice setting a permanent. I could probably handle pop cans, old pizza boxes and newspapers on the floor, but that's nothing compared to the individual rooms. Not only are there pets defecating everywhere but there are boyfriends and girlfriends visiting that look like pets and smell worse. I opened the refrigerator in one room and a blob of green slime from a moldy bag of french fries had taken on a life and personality of its own. Its name was Bob. At least it had manners and offered me a beer. One guy attempted to do hi3 laundry after two months of letting it stand in the corner. The washer was so full that the clothes in the center never even got wet. He said that it just saved him the money for a dryer. How can I get these fetid dorm worms to clean up their act and be civilized? freshed Out Dear Trashed: It sounds like you've already taken that first step with your fellow resi dents establishing a -warm atmos phere of mutual trust and respect. If you really want advice I'd investigate the possibility of inclusion in the Environ mental Protection Agency's superfund for dangerous sanitary vaste sites. After all, wasn't the "creature that ate Toledo" named Bob? MEN... .. IF YOU'RE EIGHTEEN, YOU SHOULD BE REGISTERIN FOR MORE THAN JUST COURSES. The Creators of Timeless Beauty I JEWELERS CORNER OF 13th & P MEMBER AMERICAN GEM' SOCIETY mm, N i, t On Stage June 23th - August 11th n WW9 29, 30 July & 10 thru 14 Curtain at 8:00 p.m. University ol Nebraska-Lincoln Call 472-2073 Tickets $5.00 or Save with a Season Subscription! mh and r streets Nebraska -Repertory Theatre Lincoln; ne 68588 1 Concert 1 k-XUA c'i . . ' " - - r i .1. S. .. " l i i..v t 4V ... - . (S MILLER H!GH LFE 5 I B Come enjoy the outdoors with Danny and the Model Citizens Wednesday - June 27! The music will play from q arm . unn jLijj pit i at Broiill Fountain - City Union. uS2 11 Everyone welcome! O vi :j i U O ( ( i 11 University Program Council 11 Sponsored by MiSar High Life and " V the university Program Council ruesdoy. June 26. 1984 Daily Nebraskan Page 9