Pago 2
Firday, May 3, 1634
Daily Halfaskan
Dinlty Bemoo deserve death
Pity the Democrats. Those poor slobs.
They're stuck with two real dink
candidates. Ick. You know, sometimes
I think me End Paul Harvey are the
only two sane people left, along with
the Commander In Chief of course.
Why can't the demos Just give up?
President Reagan is popular and
with good reason. He's given the com
mies a run for their money. He's dash
ing, handsome, and always believable.
As Reagan himself has professed to
say: "You can fool all of the people
some of the time, some of the people all
of the time, but when it comes down to
brass tacks, smooth delivery and a fur
rowed brow wili get enough votes to do
just about anything," as reported in
the Farwell Daily Quiz.
And, boy, is he right. Where would
we be without some of the great stuff
we have now. Like the deficit. Nothing
like a huge deficit with lots of interest
rates to keep the American people
anchored down to reality and Rea
gan knows that. Thus spoke the master:
There's nothing like a ripe, huge
deficit to keep the American people
anchored down to reality," it was
reported he said in the New York
Herald
And what about that guy's foreign
policy? Hart or Mondale would be hard
put to put us in Lebanon to bring us
the glory of God on the eternal battle
field. It makes my blood flow. It makes
me want to be there. We were fools to
pull out. I'll never be able to see the
flares at night over Beirut.
And what about the attacks these
slimy demos aim at the old Bonzorino
(that's what his friends call him).
They say he's going to get more boys
killed in Central America.
Hardly, they offer nothing more than
not getting our boys killed. That's it. No
nothing. Well, forget it.
It'll be a sad day if either of those
creeps gets elected.
I don't know about you, but I'm going
to clip the following letter and mail it
to Ron. I hope youll do the same. Help
the old Bonzorino stay in the country's
favor.
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your programs must be terribly disappointing and frustrating for you.
But please, for America's future, keep up the battle. I am behind you,
all the way to Managua
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We are sick
The Greek system seldom does any
thing positive. The system can be funny
at times.
their stereos loud because the only
study.
So let's poke fun at the Greek system.
What is the purpose of the Greek- To hell with goodwill and charity. On
Week dance? What is the purpose of with the war between independents
Bill Allen? and Greeks.
Rude fraternity stereo noise is almost Biff Biff
The dormitories never play
from the democratic intentions of bol
sheviks to how modern technology is
ruining the nuclear family.
Certainly the good intentions of Stalin
were lost somewhere along the way to
building a Soviet Party Member's par
adise. It is no secret that this once
great revolutionary mind was ruined
by millions of capitalists, smoking ciga
rettes. This, of course, melted the polar
ice-caps which in turn flooded the
Volga and finally disrupted the water
table in the people's private lake around
the people's leader's private dacha.
Note both FDR and Churchill are smok
ing in the famous picture at Yalta.
Obviously democracy was interrupted
in this way. Big brother was never
more blatant.
Just as obvious is the fact that the
American, nuclear family is ready to
detonate. Americans obviously hate
each other. Here people dress up in red
and play football It is symbolic of their
warlike intentions. In my country,
where we are peacefully developing
poison gas technology with our friends
the Iraqis, we are too busy contemplat
ing the wonders of what I call the
socialist world-soul to feel such,
should we say, bourgeois-world-hate.
I have also commented on how
Americans are too lonely. This is
because thay vote and drive alone. In
the Middle-East we have group activi
ties ranging from our research with
the Iraqis to the present Beruit Games.
There was the incident in which a
Korean airliner, a tool of reactionary
America, attempted to daunt the revo
lutionary spirit by flying into Soviet
airspace. This overt attempt at collect
ing samples of the latest in socialist
anti-aircraft fire failed when CIA
agents, all disguised as Korean citi
zens, were recognized by the vanguard
of the Soviet air force for what they
were.
There was also the violent invasion
of Grenada. Reagan's pretext was the
"democratic" mission to save medical
students. This outright land-grabbing
ploy must be seen for what it was an
attempt at expanding the franchise of
the USFL, an admitted hotbed of CIA
activity.
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