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Bad movies, part 2 . . .
Continued from Pens 6 and Judi's and see if anything unusual
Space Monster 1: Look at this clever k olng on-
shirt, dear. It says, "Someone went to (Later, at John and Judi's.)
the Milky Way, and all I got was this Steven: Hello, Judi. Can you turn
lousy T-shirt." your head all the way around?!!!
Clerk: Aaaaugh! Haha, No, I can't Steve. But
Space Monster 2: Wow! And look at John thought he saw a ghoul last night,
all these ash trays. Do you have any Shelley. Ooh, John, did it try to get
picture post cards of the shopping vou? T . , ,
mall? John: No, it was just the dog.
Policeman (speaking through a mega- (Everyone laughs.)
DhoneV OK. snace monsters, we've not Jua: &ay, snouia we go aown to me
you covered! Come on out!
Space Monster 1: Why, certainly.
Would you take a picture of my wife
and I?
Policeman and Clerk: Aaauugh!
Announcer: Also on the same bill:
King Lear: Touch Enough, starring
Laurence Olivier and Chuck Norris.
Coming soon.
Announcer: They didn't come from
outer space! They weren't possessed by
the devil! The didn't even go to Ridge
mont High! They were Tfie People Who
Were Absolutely Normal!!!!!
beach and cut some people up or
something?
Steven: No, Absolutely Normal Peo
ple don't do that kind of stuff.
Shelley: But, Steven, everyone else in
the drive-in movies gets to do stuff like
that.
John: Couldn't we just talk in deep,
raspy voices or maybe eat someone?
Steven: I'm afraid not, Johnny my
boy.
Judi: He's right, guys. We put on our
pants one leg at a time like everyone
else.
Announcer: Youll want to bring some
body to hold close against the cease-
Shelley: Good morning, Steve. Did less terror of The People Who Were
you have any STRANGE DREAMS!!!? Absolutely Normal From the same
Steven: No, thanks for asking. DID people who brought you Tender Mer-
YOU!!!? cies. Now, buckle your seat belts, be-
Shelley: No. Hey let's go over to John cause hear comes the carpet monster.
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