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Thursday, April 12, ICC t Daily Ncbraskan Bad movies, part 2 . . . Continued from Pens 6 and Judi's and see if anything unusual Space Monster 1: Look at this clever k olng on- shirt, dear. It says, "Someone went to (Later, at John and Judi's.) the Milky Way, and all I got was this Steven: Hello, Judi. Can you turn lousy T-shirt." your head all the way around?!!! Clerk: Aaaaugh! Haha, No, I can't Steve. But Space Monster 2: Wow! And look at John thought he saw a ghoul last night, all these ash trays. Do you have any Shelley. Ooh, John, did it try to get picture post cards of the shopping vou? T . , , mall? John: No, it was just the dog. Policeman (speaking through a mega- (Everyone laughs.) DhoneV OK. snace monsters, we've not Jua: &ay, snouia we go aown to me you covered! Come on out! Space Monster 1: Why, certainly. Would you take a picture of my wife and I? Policeman and Clerk: Aaauugh! Announcer: Also on the same bill: King Lear: Touch Enough, starring Laurence Olivier and Chuck Norris. Coming soon. Announcer: They didn't come from outer space! They weren't possessed by the devil! The didn't even go to Ridge mont High! They were Tfie People Who Were Absolutely Normal!!!!! beach and cut some people up or something? Steven: No, Absolutely Normal Peo ple don't do that kind of stuff. Shelley: But, Steven, everyone else in the drive-in movies gets to do stuff like that. John: Couldn't we just talk in deep, raspy voices or maybe eat someone? Steven: I'm afraid not, Johnny my boy. Judi: He's right, guys. We put on our pants one leg at a time like everyone else. Announcer: Youll want to bring some body to hold close against the cease- Shelley: Good morning, Steve. Did less terror of The People Who Were you have any STRANGE DREAMS!!!? Absolutely Normal From the same Steven: No, thanks for asking. DID people who brought you Tender Mer- YOU!!!? cies. Now, buckle your seat belts, be- Shelley: No. Hey let's go over to John cause hear comes the carpet monster. - J.5 nsvJV 330 N'" 48th & Vine Tracterz New Movement M4- 'prentel by : I n pon r; ( ) ( MILLER HIGH LIFE A '' rain ctefe- frp&n- ft Torn Modeler & Glenn Stuva i - I - ! lakes TV J loeer DOKl'T BE Ura "Ht VOORLW VOeCvpOA v1 -you oocxwi- to 4 LX iinL. 1 1 c 7 -J y & r c r 71 m i c m 1 i 1 , W .- - mi - - S k. If . . : - w. ...... s..7..'; V.J' 10 pm and 12 cm Seven days a v;.x! J Da.y K.rpy Hour 'ICQuCQ -J t