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n tosf tt'eA; 's fun-filled episode, candidate Celeste
Underwood, her running mate Antoinette diateau
briand and campaign manager Addison Steele
decided to give a party for President Reagan. litis
week thefestivities begin at Martin s, a local supper
club.
said, as sincerely as he could. Celeste, whose 200
pound bulk was squeezed into a sequin-studded
black evening r.own, smiled with relief.
Antoinette merely nodded and began admiring
herself in the mirror. A cocktail dress of red velvet
clothed the steak heiress' spindly frame. The Hope
Diamond, now converted into a bracelet, shone
forth from her right arm.
The door of the supper club opened and several
secret service agents poured in. They were followed
by America's best-known couple, clad in conserva
tive dress. Martin, who at first had been too stupi
ficd to welcome them, quickly recovered and bel
lowed, The President and Mrs. Reagan!"
Next week: Celeste and Ronnie discuss fine nines
and the future of America.
Mary Louise
ICnapp
Daily Ncbraskan
"Now, are you sure we have enough scotch?" a
harried Celeste asked Addison.
"My dear, Martin has seen to everything," Addison
replied, in bored tones. "1 only hope he remembers to
serve black caviar, and not that inferior red pro
duct." He adjusted the lily in his buttonhole, and
smoothed his hair before the bar mirror.
"Martin is an absolute genius," Antoinette said.
"The things he's doing with those steaks my father
donated are simply superb. Will his band be favoring
us with music tonight?"
"Perhaps, perhaps," Addison said, wrinkling his
nose. "Those wine glasses look a bit spotted. And I
don't like the appearance of the tablecloths. Do we
have time for a little quick cleaning?"
Celeste began to droop. "Steaks!" she said. "I antic
ipated something a little more exotic."
"My mouth was watering for lobster thermidor,
too," said Addison. "However, I doubt if our honored
guests would appreciate such delicacies. Ronald,
you know, spends his spare time on a cattle ranch."
. "Do you think he will denounce our caviar as
communistic? It's from the Baltic, you know," Antoi
nette said, taking deep drags on her cigar.
"Do you think hell even know what caviar is?"
spoke up Harley Davidson, who had been reclining
behind the bar sampling its offerings.
"Well, maybe he won't, but his wife will," Addison
assured them.
"If it weren't for women, we men would still be
back in the days of the cave men," Harley snickered.
Celeste clobbered him with her beaded bag.
"Now, now, enough of this squabbling," Addison
said sternly. "Otis, would you run back to the kitchen
and see if the shrimp cocktails are prepared? Our
guests should be arriving any minute."
"Do I look all right?" Celeste asked nervously, dab
bing at her face with a powder puff.
"You've never looked better in your life," Harley
At the IQmball
The Czech Philharmonic Orchestra will bring its
grandiose sound to the Recital Hall tonight at 8 p.m.
Unfortunately, the show sold out some time ago.
At the Sheldon
The Robert Breer retrospective continues today
in the Film Theatre. Program 2, featuring seven of
Breer's short animated films, will be shown today at
1 and 7:30 p.m. Breer will discuss his films with the
7:30 audience. Admission is $3. In addition, Breer
will deliver a slide-lecture on his work as a sculptor
at 10:30 a.m. today in the Film Theatre. There is no
admission charge.
Stalker, a recent film from the Soviet Union, will
be presented in the Film Theatre Sunday and
Monday as part of the UPC foreign films series.
Screenings are at 7 p.m., with a special 3 p.m.
matinee Sunday.
On Steps
Christopher Durang's "Beyond Therapy" will
continue tonight and Friday at the Studio Theatre
in the Temple Building at 12th and R streets. Show
time is 8 p.m.
Around Town
Alabama, voted entertainers of the year by the
Country Music Association, will perform tonight in
the Bob Devaney Sports Center, beginning at 8 p.m.
Tickets are $12 and $14. An item in yesterday's
Weekend column inadvertently reported that the
concert was in Pershing.
Meanwhile, tickets for Dan Fogelberg's April 27
concert go on sale Saturday morning. Tickets are
available at the Nebraska Union, Pickles, Brandeis
and by mail. Prices are $12 and $14.
The Bon Ton Band, which plays Zydecko blues,
Nebrs:ka Stat Fair
Alabama will appear tonight in the Devaney
Sports Center. For details, see Around Town.
a hybrid of blues and cajun music, as well as other
influences, will be at the Zoo Bar, 136 N. 14th St.,
Friday and Saturday. The cover charge is $2.50.
Chris Proctor, the 1982 national fingerpick
guitar champion, will appear tonight at the Gather
ing Place, 1448 E St., beginning at 7:30 p.m. Ad
mission is $3 don ation. The concert is being sponsor
ed by the Lincoln Association For Traditional Arts.
If Proctor's performance wets your appetite for
traditional music, other acoustic acts playing around
town this weekend include Don Dahlquist tonight at
Dinsdales', 1228 P St., Newton and Sayre Saturday
night at the Skylight Bistro, 235 N. 1 1th St., and Tom
Munch tonight at Patoot's Saloon, 808 P St.
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