Dally Ncbraskan Thursday, March 15, 1C34 Peg a 18 MAKEUP LESSONS Gz'A Sympathetic Allen offers solution to agony of too little court time SHADS WITH J' STYLE & . W . . PROTECTION! a A "y 17lh & np!d;c-e 475-4453 . ' 'Camping vCL Backpacking VY X-Country Skiing Rock Climbing OUTDOOR SPORTS A V, V 1 I I m. 1 V . 1 I f 1 It seems you have to be a lawyer to get into a game, of basketball on this campus, especially this time of year. The established (though unwritten) system dur ing open recreation hours is to get up a team and challenge the winner of the game being played. This system is definitely the best, but it can get complicated because of the large number of people using three courts (as is the case in both the Coli seum and Men's P.E. Building). Bill Allen Five guys walk in and one says, "Who's got next gamer ' "We do." "Who?" "Me and these four guys." He points. 9 "OK, weVe got next game." "No, those guys down there do. You can have it after them." Because of intramural basketball, virtually no courts are available for open recreation Sunday through Thursday nights and the volleyball team uses the Coliseum after 3 p.m. weekdays. J V LZ7 UZ7 U o Place a St. Patty 's Day Personal in the Daily Nebraskan and receive a FREE Green Carnation! On Friday, March 16th we're running a page of St. Patty's Day Personals. For only $4.00 you can send a message to your favorite leprechaun, (Up to 30 words) and get a coupon for a FREE Green Carnation from House of Flowers or University Floral. Tliey 11 go fast so come down to Room 34 of the Nebraska Union before 1 P.M. on Thursday. March 15th and get in the green! MOUSE OF FLOWED 226 S. 11th 476-2775 VISA' ( k 118 N. 14th 474-3792 1 .. mr m. at. y 1 Of course, you could play on an intramural team, but that means one game, one hour per week. Whoopee (that's a sarcastic whoopee with no ex clamation point). The recreation people certainly are not at fault here. UNL has the largest intramural program in the Big Eight and the worst facilities. They do damn well with what they have. And getting into a game keeps getting tougher. "We've got the game after those guys down there." "You .better go tell them." , . He trots over. "We've got the game after you guys." "No, those guys down there do." They point to the first people he talked to. "But they said they have next game." "No. We do." If you're a woman, you probably wont play. IVe seen very few women pbyin basketball during open rec hours and somehow I get the feeling that more woraen would play if it were convenient Whether they feel intimidated to try to secure a court amid the men or whether theyjuct dont care to bother, I cant say. It b unfair if they want to play and dont because of the current setup. I wrote this because IVe been approached by peo ple I dont even know twice this week on the subject of them not being able to play as much as they'd like. However, there's arent any solutions. You could, I guess, buy your own basketball court and carry it around with you, but that can become a hassle. And you know the administration isn't going to build any more courts. And dont ask the football team for help. They still have to pay for the new athletic training table. You could learn to meditate and play in your mind. Of course, every once in a while you cart twist the system to your advantage. The one guy trots back to the first group he talked to. "Hey, those guys say they have next game." "No. We do. They're ." "They also said your sister swims after troop ships." "They did?" "Yeah. And they said theyVe seen you guys play before. They said it looked like the Three Stooges in sneakers walking over marbles." "Well kill 'em," they say in unison. "I would, too," the one guy says, "but you'd better take it outside so you dont get in trouble." "OK. Hey, thanks." ' "No problem. Hey, listen, while you guys are gone, do you mind if we have next game?" "Huh? Uh, no, go ahead." . "Thanks." The one guy goes back to his team. "Hey guys, guess what? We have next game." See ya on the courts. That is, when they're open. o n L3dO 33 LL 3 (On i "J. Li. c2 czz.'sz Tl fc- fm Hsw you ccn c"rd o Th3 finc-t contact lenses o Jho ilnzzl continuing caro Frcs In-oflics trial 45-C3 day henna- trials 9 Cpacfal 24-hcur contact Information 475-4S3 Call today for a h.-d In-cl.ioo contact lans trial Ct 3200 "O" St. - 475-1030 wh minimum down payment and qualified crdtt m