The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current, March 08, 1984, Page Page 14, Image 14
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Quake and Boobcrry are sitting poolside, drinking double sugared soft drinks and talking over the old days. "Where did we go wrong?" says Boo bcrry to his companion. "I don't know ( ' Pat ) 1 Glaric about you, but I'm too young to retire." "You can't blame yourself," Quake says, his booming baritone voice show ing no hint of age. "We both know you can still do the job. You just don't have the chance to do the job anymore. These things are out of our hands." That's too easy. A cop-out," Boob crry says, putting on his most horrify ing demeanor. "I mean, we had it all extremely high in sugar and carbohy drates, almost no fiber, plenty of extra coloring and chemicals to cloud up the milk in the bowl What more could an American kid want?" "Nothing," Quake says, ."that's just what I'm saying. We had our fling, somebody new came along and the kids forgot all about is. Except that damned Quisp," Quake mutters. "Ill bet they rigged the ballots when we had that election in 72. My campaign manager told me I was winning 60-40, right up to the last day. Even now, talk to people who remember and I know more than half of them will say Quake was better than Quisp. I'd do anything to get even with that little alien . . ." "Now youe talking!" Booberry says. "We can get back on top again. If Neil Sedaka can do it, anybody can do it." "We'd never get a chance." "Well make our chance!" Booberry says excitedly. "I was talking this over with some of The Freakies just the other day. Look who's getting the ink in the kiddie cereal world these days. Strawberry Shortcake. Pac-man. The Smurfs. Donkey Kong." Booberry stops talking because Quake is rolling around on the cement, a rumbling laugh pouring out of him. "Stop, stop," he says, nearly breathless. "You call those cereals?" . "I don't call them cereals, but that's what's passing for cereals these days. These guys don't know what being a kiddie cereal is all about. Watch their ads. Everybody acts oh-so sweet and cuddly, and, sure, they've still got sugar, but they're trying to slip in get this nutrition." "What?" Quake whispers. "Nutrition." "Nooo." "Vitamins." "Shhh." "Minerals." "I don't believe you." "Whole-grain fiber." "Quake, no longer laughing, stands up. "We've got to stop them!" he roars. "Health, health, health, it makes me sick. Doesn't anybody care about kids anymore? They're ruining everything children's cereals stand for! I mean, can you imagine Strawberry Shortcake giving some unsuspecting little yard ape a cavity? She'd probably come to the kid's house to apologize. We can't let this go on any longer." "It would be un-American to do any thing else," Booberry says in his most noble-sounding voice. "There are teeth to decay out there, dinners to ruin, kids sitting around just dying to become hyperactive." "And we're just the guys to do it," Quake says. 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