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Home for Retired Children's Break
fast Cereals. Quake and Boobcrry are
sitting poolside, drinking double
sugared soft drinks and talking over
the old days.
"Where did we go wrong?" says Boo
bcrry to his companion. "I don't know
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about you, but I'm too young to retire."
"You can't blame yourself," Quake
says, his booming baritone voice show
ing no hint of age. "We both know you
can still do the job. You just don't have
the chance to do the job anymore.
These things are out of our hands."
That's too easy. A cop-out," Boob
crry says, putting on his most horrify
ing demeanor. "I mean, we had it all
extremely high in sugar and carbohy
drates, almost no fiber, plenty of extra
coloring and chemicals to cloud up the
milk in the bowl What more could an
American kid want?"
"Nothing," Quake says, ."that's just
what I'm saying. We had our fling,
somebody new came along and the
kids forgot all about is. Except that
damned Quisp," Quake mutters. "Ill
bet they rigged the ballots when we
had that election in 72. My campaign
manager told me I was winning 60-40,
right up to the last day. Even now, talk
to people who remember and I know
more than half of them will say Quake
was better than Quisp. I'd do anything
to get even with that little alien . . ."
"Now youe talking!" Booberry says.
"We can get back on top again. If Neil
Sedaka can do it, anybody can do it."
"We'd never get a chance."
"Well make our chance!" Booberry
says excitedly. "I was talking this over
with some of The Freakies just the
other day. Look who's getting the ink in
the kiddie cereal world these days.
Strawberry Shortcake. Pac-man. The
Smurfs. Donkey Kong."
Booberry stops talking because Quake
is rolling around on the cement, a
rumbling laugh pouring out of him.
"Stop, stop," he says, nearly breathless.
"You call those cereals?"
. "I don't call them cereals, but that's
what's passing for cereals these days.
These guys don't know what being a
kiddie cereal is all about. Watch their
ads. Everybody acts oh-so sweet and
cuddly, and, sure, they've still got sugar,
but they're trying to slip in get this
nutrition."
"What?" Quake whispers.
"Nutrition."
"Nooo."
"Vitamins."
"Shhh."
"Minerals."
"I don't believe you."
"Whole-grain fiber."
"Quake, no longer laughing, stands
up. "We've got to stop them!" he roars.
"Health, health, health, it makes me
sick. Doesn't anybody care about kids
anymore? They're ruining everything
children's cereals stand for! I mean,
can you imagine Strawberry Shortcake
giving some unsuspecting little yard
ape a cavity? She'd probably come to
the kid's house to apologize. We can't
let this go on any longer."
"It would be un-American to do any
thing else," Booberry says in his most
noble-sounding voice. "There are teeth
to decay out there, dinners to ruin,
kids sitting around just dying to become
hyperactive."
"And we're just the guys to do it,"
Quake says.
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