Friday, January 27, 1934
Daily Nebraskan
Pago 11
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In our last exciting episode, Celeste Under
wood, presidential candidate, stumbled home
drunk from a Eiectb; with some very under ee
octcntl&l voters. llzilsy Davidson and Otis P.
navenport, Celeste's faithful housemates, began
to guspect she needed to clean up her act
-Well, Celeste, have you got your speech ready?"
Harley Davidson asked his portly, fortyish house
, mate. "The Students for Unusual Political Action
Meeting starts in half an hour."
"I know, I know," Celeste muttered. "I've still got to
tret this blouse pressed. Why did I let Otis talk me
Into buying that damned suit? I look like a gift
wrapped sausage in it. What's wrong with sequined
purple silk, anyway?
gotten the Ladies Auxiliary of the Peacekeeper
Society a little more drunk, I would have had a firm
commitment! Unfortunately.they all had to go home
and knit booties for those cute little MX missiles. It
gets cold out there in western Nebraska, you know.
Well, where is this fabled manager? Bring him on.
WeH test his spirit. Otis! Where the devil is that
champagne!"
As if on cue, the doorbell rang. Otis, the acting
butler for the week, opened the door. A tall, slender
youth, with flowing curls and a green carnation in
his buttonhole, wafted in.
"Good day,everyone," he said languidly. "I'm Addi
son Steele, professional campaign manager and
literary figure. Perhaps youVe heard of me?"
Otb gulped. Harley stared. Celeste broke into rau
cous laughter. Not at all perturbed, Addison lit a
gold-tipped cigarette and gazed around the room.
"What a rustic dwelling," he remarked. "Perhaps a
few Impressionist paintings might improve it some
what. Miss or is it Madame? Underwood," he
said, bending over Celeste's hand. "Your suit does
not become you, especially as you are attending a
meeting of university students. I think a dress of
sequined purple silk would work much better."
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' "YouVe got to remember, Celeste, that university
students are a notoriously conservative lot. They
also tend to be heavily insulated from what's popu
larly known as 'reality.' Brilliant colors make them
skittish."
That's not how I recall my college days," Celeste
replied. "Not the early years, anyway. Look, Harley,
I'm parched. Can't I have just one margarita?"
"Absolutely not! Remember what happened dur
ing your last speech? The American Federation of
Gun Fanatics was up in arms for a week!"
"So I told 'em they were a bunch of crazies. So
what? I'm telling you something, baby, this presiden
tial candidate doesn't mess around with fancy cam
paign promises and soft words. I call 'em as I see 'em,
and if they don't like it, they can leave."
Harley sighed. "Celeste, I didn't want to break this
to you now, but I see I'm going to have to. Wd Otis
and I have decided that you need a trainer."
"A what?"
"Er a campaign manager. WeVe already picked
one. We think youll really like him."
Celeste dropped the iron, narrowly missing her
toe. "A campaign manager!" she shouted. "Are you
implying, Harley Davidson, that I am incapable of
managing my own campaign?"
"No, I'm telling you straight out," Harley said.
"Look, Celeste, a campaign manager can help you
smooth off any rough edges in your well, attire
and delivery. He can also help you get to places on
time, put posters up, take potential voters to
bars "
"Nowyou're talking!" Celeste exclaimed. "If I'djust
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