The daily Nebraskan. ([Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-current, January 25, 1984, Page Page 5, Image 5

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    Wednesday, January 25, 1984
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Barker. Ha ha, all right,
Colonel, keep your eyes
peeled for this fabulous
showcase. What have we
got for the Colonel?
Announcer Boob, weVe
got a steel bolt!
(Applause.) It has a three-fourths-inch
head and a
shiny, slender 1-inch long
body. It is marvelously
threaded from top to bot
tom, with a gripping
torque ratio vastly super
ior to those of Legos and
Tinkertoys combined. Thi3
little beauty can be yours,
Colonel, if the prices are
right!
Starchbritches: Uh,
Boob, does that come with
a nut?
Barker: No, Colonel;
what you see is what you
gt.
Starchbritches: Roger,
Boob. Ill say $1000.
Barker: Okay, let's get
the prices up here. Show
case number one sells for
$300,000. YouVe gone over
by $800,000, General.
(Scattered applause.)
Showcase number two
sells for . . . 35 cents. You
missed by $909.65, Colonel
not enough to win.
General Longbottom, you
have won! The choppers
are yours!
Longbottom: Uh, thank
you, Boob.'
Barker: And thank you,
Colonel, for being on our .
show. -
Starchbritches: You're
welcome, Boob. I shall
return.
Big place . .
Ccrifcii!wCl fires!! lts 4
In Japan we maintain
24,000 Marines, 2,500 Ar
my troops and a hundred
plus combat aircraft.
We have 40,000 Ameri
can troops maintaining
two Koreas.
We maintain a naval
base in the Philippines
with 5,000 sailors and
8,000 airmen.
Each of these commit
ments can be justified be
cause each situation is
potentially explosive.
But the question is how
much of the world can
. American taxpayers carry
on their shoulders before
our own strength is de
picted, our own nation in
jeopardy.
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