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Survival packages
help students make it
through finals week
Students wishing to combat the stressful work of
studying for finals have found needed help from
home. ,
Thanks to the Student Alumni Association ana
responsive parents ofUNL students, survival pack
ages chock-full of survival goodies have been arriv
ing in the mail for a number of final-stricken
students.
Steve Grossoettme, president of SAA, said the
packages cost around f 8 and include many items a
student would find useful during finals week.
"We send out a letter to all the parents of NU
students explaining the contents and purpose of
the survival package," he said.
"We also give them a memo to write a supportive
message and send with the package."
Nutritious foods, pencils, candy and many other
items are included in the kit.
Grossoettme said the survival packages are sold
every semester to raise money for SAA and to pro
vide a service for UNL students.
Veteran academic
leepo finalo aivay
on floor of local bar
It's 9:15 on Monday morning in OHoricks lounge.
Last night's cigarette and popcorn debris still lie
scattered about the floor along with our hero, Geoff
Goodman.
Christos Waelsh strolls into OTtoricks right behind
the bartenders and sees his lackey Goodman's
upper body protruding from beneath the jukebox.
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"Geoff, Geoff, what are you doing?"
"I just wanna play 'Havin a Party one more time."
"No, I mean what are you doing here at 9:15 on
Monday morning?"
"Is it Monday already? Gee, IVe been waiting for
'Havin' a Party since Saturday night."
"Well, marblehead, while youVe been laying under
the jukebox I've gone through the most harrowing
experience of my life."
"Harrowing? Let me tell you about harrowing. I've
been trying to play a Sam Cooke song for 63 hours,
and every time it comes on (or doesn't) I miss it. I've
spent next month's rent and all the Christmas
money Mom sent me, and I still havent heard Sam
croon."
"Hah. That's harrowing? I had three finals Satur
day and one this morning at 7:30, mind you all
of which were comprehensive essay exams."
"BigdeaL"
"And I missed Superfriends and Smurfs on
Saturday."
"OK, you win. Buy me a beer."
"Why should I buy you a beer?"
"Because you need one."
"So, you buy one for me."
"I told you, I put all my money in the jukebox."
"You're so irresponsible, Geoff. How do you expect
to make it in the real world?"
"This is the real world, right here, OHoricks
lounge."
"No, I'm serious now, marblehead. Some day
you're going to graduate, you're friends will be off
somewhere WORKING," and you'll have no one to
lean on. Then what will you do?"
"Graduate . . . that means something to me .
wait, wnt day did you say it Cas?"
"Monday."
"What time is it?" pants Geoff as he worms out
from beneath the best jukebox in town.
"It's 9:30 now."
"Monday, 9:30?"
"That's right,"
"Well, I don't have to worry about all those things
for another semester, at least."
"Geoff, you missed your ballet final?"
"Ya."
"Darnit, marblehead, you're never going to get out
of here."
"Really? That's the best news I've had all day. Let's
celebrate. C'mon, you're buying."
"I don't have enough money to buy beer for vou
and me." "
So just buy some for me."
"Look, just lie down under the jukebox there and
IH get you a quarter, OK?"
"You're a swell guy, Christos."
"You're a marblehead, Geoff."