Monday, December 19, 1833 Pago 10 Daily Nebraskan 3 If If III -mtmr V I I I lit II it til V 1 fl I B f tudy Humor by Lauri Hoppls FINALS approach. The campus is in turmoil, but, it is silent turmoil. Silent because students every where are honing their study skills. How do they do it? I needed to know for my own personal academic benefit, thinking that other stu dents' insights into the studying process might help improve my own. I made a few calls. "Hello, Ursula Walsh, famed football tutor? What study tips do you give the team for finals?" Walsh didnt turn out to be too encouraging. "If they haven't studied all semester, they're in trouble," she said. Walsh did give me the names of two players who she sees as possible Academic All-Americans: Scott Strasburger and Rob Stuckey. Rob Stuckey? Rob Stuckey? Rats! I had missed my big chance to milk Stuckey just minutes ago, in my English class. We were watching Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing" on the audio-visual machine. Needless to say, it would have been the prime to find out Stuckey study habits. (Sorry, Mr. Roberts. I do you double injustice.) I was dazed by the news Walsh had given me. Here I had sat all semester next to a potential Academic Ail-American and I didn't even know it. What a waste. Now, just 20 minutes after class, he was lost to me forever. I called his home in a futile attempt to reach him, but his roommate told me he wouldn't be home til dinnertime. That was my closest brush to grasping the holy SHOP & COMPASS 72(h) x 13" (w) x 12" (d) 4 adj. shelves 43.00 72" (h) x 33" (w) x 12" (d) 4 adj. shelves E0.40 40" (h) x 3S (w) x 12" (d) 2 adj. shelves 45.00 33" (h) x 43" (w) x 12" (d) 2 adj. shelves E2.CO 24" (h) x 13" (w) x 12" (d) 1 adj. shelf 31.20 Scanlsn Furniture 1040 II 11th 077-ISCO Tomorrow's Leaders . . . Today's Fashion Finders! You can find the Hairstyle suited for your .face at the "College". For 23 years we have been offering Style and always at Student Prices, too. 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What an image-blower. The silence of those who could not answer my question was beginning to get to me. I began going a little batty. I contemplated calling the pope, but realized I couldn't afford the phone bill if he didn't accept the collect charges. Then I called this really shows my extreme dedication to my quest the Invisible Man himself, UNL Chancellor Martin Massengale. Perhaps he, brimming with truth and knowledge, would be able to tell me what I needed to know about studying. "What? Finals? You should be getting ready to go to the Orange Bowl!" he cried with disdain. I slumped, physically and mentally. I no longer had the desire to improve my study habits. I decided there's no place like home I'd go back to my original theory of reliance on what I'd actually learned in class. I guess the best way to study for finals is obvious: keep plugging all semester long. CCiiG"atlGiro . . . Continued from Pcs 1 see, he said," but I don't want to spend my time drumming students out of schooL" Simpson-Kirkland said the faculty often finds itself in a difficult position. "People argue that these (students) are adults and we (professors) shouldn't have to be police men.' " she said. "It (reporting cheating) is a faculty and student responsibility. Sometimes, students see what faculty members can't. If you see it, you should report it." Dates io Remember By Lauri Hopple Students are like sausage casings, said Deb bie Cutcliff, as they try to stuff all the semes ter's materials into themselves in a short time. Studying for finals requires a number of things, among them good time management, the coordinator of the center said. "The irony is that people who cram don't know how to do this," CutclifT said. "If they knew how to manage their time, they wouldn't be in thb crunch." Cutcliff said cramming is "a ridiculous and useless pastime." Many students find it difficult to avoid cramming for tests, Cutcliff said, because they don't have the discipline to study what regular class times give them. So what to do if not to cram? Cutcliff encourages students to view finals as a last chance to perform welL She said this is a good motivator. Weighing your position in the class also is a good preparatory step, she said. While actually studying, make sure that you are where you can study with no distractions. Also, she said, be considerate of other people who still have tests to take. When people start to leave, Cutcliff said, they are sometimes noisy and obnoxious. "Remember that this is some people's last effort," she said. Cutcliff said to remember the types of tests each professor of each class gave all semester, and to prepare for a similar final test. If the test is comprehensive, she said, look over all the material but concentrate on the high points. 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