Thorny, October 13, KZ3
'Ear e-oiving tale leads to poverty
Ctr.7 member CI:rb Curfcich h the
winner cf Non cc"tc:;t number f.ve.
' Here U EurbaciTs wlnri: tetter kcrr.e
for money:
Dear Mora and Pep, " ' "
I have to admit Pra out of money. I
" thought cbout tcllk;: you Iks about .
what I 'need money for and making up
excuses about what I spent all that
- other money on, but I decided that just
wouldn't be riht last wasn't the way
I was raised, and if I lie to you I deserve
to burn" in hell So I will truthfully,
relate to you the extenuating eircura-
' stances surrounding my penury and
appeal to your mercy for relief.
, : It's ' not really my fault they - have
, msm-sbed rabbits in Lincoln, or that '.
' those rabbits run a crime' operation '
' which rivals the Mafia's in scope. - .
' ' You' see, one day,. I; was walking
through downtown Lincoln on my way
to daaj when one of the oversized
fcarcj pxcied r.: II 2 vas friendly
"Good nernte spoke the
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- "Vhit's up, Doe? 1 quipped. -
Nov yen mry wonder, Horn End
Pop,, why I would quip anything to a
man-sized r&bbit I know you taught
me not to talk to strangers, and there
arent many strangers stranger than a
rabbit that hi. I thought he wes a
Shriner or a Jaycee or the Easter
Bunny! Boy, was I wron. ' v
The rabbit, a smooth customer who
immediately .-recognized my naivete,
chortled at my little joke. Tuk, yuk
' yuk. That's pretty funny, for a human.
Yuk yuk yuk. My name is Bill Cotton
tail, Peter's cousin. Can I invite you
ever for come carrot cake?" '
, Well Mom, you know how I love car-
, rot cake. So I said, "Sure, you can invite
me own and III say yes to you, Doc.
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