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Husker fo o tbali no childsplay
If you dont like football, go to the
game with a 10-year-old. I guarantee
you wont see the game.
Because my cousin had never been
to a Nebraska game, I took him to
watch the Huskers play. I figured he
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would just sit there in awe and cat hot
dogs and watch the g
I should have been suspicious when
hid parents dropped him off and
immediately headed back to North
Platte.
"Just send him home after the
game," they said. "We'll pay the
postage." -
We entered the gate and while 1
went after a ccid drink, he spent $123
at the souvenir stand, leaving me to
pay the bill. I wrote the lady a check
and decided to use the money that was
left in my account to buy a gun.
I found him sitting in hi 3 seat, sur
rounded by four gorgeous blondes.
Maybe taking a kid wasnt a bad idea
after all
"Oh, he's so cute," I heard one say,
brushing back hb hair.
There's my cousin, Bill," Tommy
said, pointing at me.
They all waved and smiled. With
visions of "Fantasy Island" dancing in
my head, I started down the row.
Almost there, I tripped and spilled my
Coke all over one cf the blondc3. She
screamed, Tommy bushed and then
this bodybuilder came up and hovered
over my prone body. I was still helping
the dripping cup that had made his
girlfriend look like contestant number
one in a vct T-shirt contest .
He picked me up by the back cf my
shirt and pulled my f;,ce within inches
cf hi3.
"You just spilled Coke on my
girlfriend," fc snarled.
"You have an eye for the obvious," I
stuttered. "But it was an accident"
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