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Oregon State pinnacle of Bottom 10
By Steve Harvey
THE COLLEGES
The cover of Oregon State's 1033 football guide
shows fullback Bruce Oglesby running off the field
and giving the "We're No. 1" sign.
How prophetic. The meeker Beavers opened (end
maybe closed) their season by getting chased 6-50
by Arizona to burrow into the Bottom 10 lead. Here's
the scary part A few days before the game, Arizona
Coach Larry Smith said, This will be their (the
Beavers') best team in four years."
Oregon State's rating jump moved it ahead of
Penn State, trying to avoid its first winless season
since 1C33; Texas A&M, which reportedly will field
an all-walk-on team next year; and Bice, which was
called "the best 041 team" in the nation by one
coach last year.
(0-0) vs. Rice (0-1).
SPECIAL CITATION: Four thousand Cal
State-Long Beach football posters depicting two
scantily clad blondes clinging to quarterback Todd
Dillon were shredded after protests by various stu
dents, administrators and blondes. One student
said the city's gsy population wouldn't "put up with
anything like that" Dillon himself commented: "I'm
not used to being surrounded by pretty girls only
ugly linemen.
Bottom' 10
It was a stunning week for the Bottom 10 selec
tors. It was a week with victories by such flower
houses as Texas of El Intercepted Paso, the Pentag
on's Air Force, Cal State-Disneyland and
stadiumless Cal State-Long Beach, which is forced
to play its home games on the left wing of Howard
Hughes' Spruce Goose.
THE RANKINGS
SCHOOL, IlECOUDLAST WEEKNEXT LOSS
1 ) Oregon St (0-1) 6-50, Arizona Portland St
2) Penn St (0-1) 6-44, Nebraska Cincinnati
3) Texas A&M (0-1) 17-19, Cal recruiting
4) Rice (0-1) 14-45, Houston Minnesota
5) Duke (0-1) 30-33, Virginia Indiana
6) Miami 0-1) 3-28, Florida Houston
7) Arkansas (0-0) idle Tulsa
S) UCLA (0-1) 8-19, Georgia sunbathing
10) New Mexico St (0-1)9-20, UTEPLouisana Tech
1 1 ) Kansas St (0-1); 12) Oregon (0-1); 13) Columbia
(0-1); 14) Colorado St (0-1); 15) Kansas (0-1); 16)
Wake Forest (0-1 ); 1 7) (where the Pentagon used to
be) San Diego St (0-1); 18) Mississippi (0-1); 19)
Syracuse (0-1); 20) San Diego St (0-1).
nOUT OF THE TVEEK: Ohio State (0-0, but
dont let that record fool you) vs. Oregon (0-1).
CHUMMY GAME OF THE WEEK: Minnesota
THEFHOS
Green Bay quarterback Lynn Dickey was
bothered by such severe headaches Sunday that he
walked into the Houston huddle after one play,
whereupon linebacker Willie Tullls asked him to
leave unless he could produce an Oiler ID.
Dont be surprised if New England quarterback
Steve Grogan tries Dickey's tactic this week against
Miami and refuses to leave the Dolphins' huddle.
Grogan, shielded from Baltimore tacklers by the
Patsies' famous Throwaway Line, was sacked seven
times in a 23-20 loss to the amazing Dolts.
Of course, New England had the advantage of
momentum, having dropped all four preseason
games. -
Patsy offensive guard Bob Cryder said of the
seven sacks: "Only four were the line's fault" four
apparently being an acceptable number for New
England.
THE QANX3NG3
TEAM, EEC02D LAST WEEK NEST LOSS
1) New England (0-1) 23-29, Baltimore Miami
2) Baltimore (l-O) del New England, 29-23 Denver
3) Tampa Bay (0-1) 0-11, Detroit Chicago
4) Cincinnati (0-1) 10-20, Los Angeles Buffalo
5) San Diego (0-1) 29-41, Jets & NBC Kansas City
6) Buffalo (0-1 ); 7) San Francisco (0-1 ); 8) Washing
ton Coach Joe Gibbs' halftime talks; 9) Pittsburgh
(0-1); 10) tie between the Giants' and the Browns'
quarterback controversies.
CHUMMY GAME OF THE T7EEI& Tampa
Bay (0-1) vs. Chicago (0-1).
QUOTED O OK: Dallas colulmnist Skip Bayiess
on Redskins fans: "These people live to loathe Dallas,
where they'd love to live, and its Cowboys, whom
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EVEN THE HAJDEES' EAES ARE TOUGH:
Tight end Todd Christensen, on buying a house in
Southern California: "You pay for the weather, the
beach and to be close to the airport"
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