Thursday, April 28, 1983
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Summer in the City
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by MIKE FROST
First draft of a script for a new horror
film for summer:
"Jimmy Hughes thought he was going
to enjoy the lazy, crazy days of summer.
But, instead, he found himself in the
living terror known as . . . 'Summer
Vacation in Hell!' "
Scene I: Jimmy returns home.
Mom: Hello, son.
Jimmy: Hi, mom, golly it's good to be
home.
Mom: Well, it's good to have you home.
Humor
You're back just in time for supper.
Jimmy: Oh good, I'd like a Domino's
pizza, a coke, and a Snickers bar.
Mom: Sorry, son, but tonight for
supper we're having . . . MEAT! Meat
with . . . VEGETABLES! And a nice
cool glass of . . . MILK!
Jimmy: AAUUGHH!
Scene II: Jimmy talks with his dad.
Dad: Hello, son.
Jimmy: Hi, dad. Golly it's good to be
home.
Dad: Well, it's good to have you home.
What exactly are you doing up here in
your room?
Jimmy: Oh, just putting my stereo
speakers up in my windows.
Dad: No, no, no, no. You're not at
school anymore, you're in the suburbs.
Racing gets more days
You can't put your speakers there. By
the way, the dog ate your frisbee.
Jimmy: AAUUGHH!
Scene HI: Jimmy chats with his family.
Mom and Dad: Hello, son.
Jimmy: Hi, mom and dad. Golly, it's
good to be home.
Mom and Dad: It's good to have you
home.
Dad : You wouldn't mind if Mom and I
asked you a few questions, would you?
You know, to find out what your year at
school was like.
Jimmy: Sure, go ahead. You know I
like chatting with you guys.
Dad: OK, let's see if I can come up
with one. Did you enjoy going to the
football games?
Jimmy: As a matter . . .
Mom : Did you go out on dates?
Dad: Did you study for your finals?
Mom: Did you see anyone using drugs?
Dad: You're not on marijuana, are you?
Mom: Did you eat weU?
Dad": Did you ever see Tom Osborne
on campus?
strange is going on here. You and dad
have always been paternal, but now, now
it seems like you're well, possessed! I've
got to get out of here before it's too late.
Mom: Whatever you think is best, dear.
Before you go, though, let me fold all your
clothes neatly. In the meantime, eat this
plate of vegetables.
Jimmy: AAUUGHH!
Scene V: Jimmy returns to Lincoln.
Landlord: Hello, son.
Jimmy: Hi, Mr. Landlord.
Landlord: It's so good to have you
here in my building.
Jimmy: Thanks. I saw you ad in the
paper. For Rent: Cozy apartment, run
ning water, some electricity, cheap.
Landlord: That's right. Are you in
terested? Jimmy : You bet.
Landlord: Sign here then.
(Jimmy signs the paper)
Jimmy: Here you go.
Landlord: OK, now go clean up your
apartment. Don't play your stereo too
loud. I'll be up in a few minutes to make
sure you're eating right.
Jimmy: AAUUGHH!
Mom:
a week?
Did you bathe at least 3 times
Jimmy: AAUUGHH!
Scene IV: Jimmy tries to escape.
Mom: Hello, son.
Jimmy: Oh hi, mom.
Mom: Its so good to have you home.
What are you doing out here at midnight
with your suitcase packed?
Jimmy: I've had it, Mom. Something
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this summer, thanks to an
expanded schedule at
Omaha's Ak-Sar-Ben race
track.
Tim Schmad, director of
public relations for Ak-Sar-Ben,
said this year's season
will begin on Tuesday, May
3 and run until Saturday,
Aug. 27, a total of 85 racing
days.
Schmad said that more
than $8 million in purses
will be offered, as compared
to approximately $6 mil
lion last year.
"That's by far the most
we've ever offered in
purses," he said.
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what effect the expanded
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the following day, however.
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also be able to- enjoy the
ponies this year. The sche
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Lincoln Fairgrounds from
Sept. 16 to Nov. 13.
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students a chance to win
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