Tuesday, January 11, 1983
Daily Nebraskan
Record rentals
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would be admitted into the brotherhood
of the trident and null sign. In short or
der, its secrets would be exposed, the
scam would be exploded sky-high, and
the Psi Phi scum would spend the rests
of their miserable, worthless lives being
beaten and buggered behind bars.
When he saw on the computer screen
that Operation Pus Pocket had been re
classified top priority, he envisioned a
dazzling future of double-dealing in the
Kremlin.
But the swollen dream burst as he read
on. A task force of top G-men was taking
over the assignment. King was to meet his
superior, code-named the Screw, for re
appointment. King let himself out with a pick, leaped
his moped and furiously sped to the nearby
7-Eleven.
He waited in line while an old drunk,
pleading, "Buh ith Chrithmush," haggled
about getting dollar change back from the
Penthouse he was attempting to buy with
food stamps. The drunk failed in stride
and cordially stumbled away, wishing
everyone a merry Chrithmush.
"I called about a case of canned mince
meat," King said.
"Let's check inventory," the bald man
behind the counter, the Screw, replied in
code. He barked to a smocked kid in the
aisle. "Paraiso! Mind the register." Be
fore leading King into the storeroom, he
flicked on the popcorn popper, lest any
bugs were listening in.
King briefly stated his case. He stood at
attention and gave no ground.
"Commander, sir! I shall have the man
to you, sir! I swear on God, the president
and all things right that that squirming
worm is a rotten apple who, pushed, will
spoil the batch, sir! I can upset the apple
cart and have the monkeys in this hurdy
gurdy over a barrel in jig time, sir!"
"Agent King. Persuant to my afore
mentioned mentioning of the not insub
stantial presence of absence of clean dirt
on the alleged participants in the so-called
Psi Phi fraternity house, I am behooved
to behold the breach of command you
broach as embebnatic of the self-aggran-dizing,
glory-mongering mock heroic
behavior augmental to the discontinuous
abfunctioning of heedful schema. Do
understand. Imperatives disallow aber
ration." "Permission, sir! I attest I shan't jump
the gun. I propose to set them up like sit
ting ducks and blast them point-blank,
sir!"
"Cadet. Precipitence and propinquity
necessitate the forthwith and immediate
debriefing of your intelligence of and
with regard to Operation Pus Pocket.
Herewith you are duly accorded and
furthermore encharged with the over
looking and supcrseeing of Covert Acti
vity 9F10002A-8066-C-5, code-named and
heraftcr referred to as Operation Snow
Blower. By fiat and caveat of said fixture,
the operative-designate is enjoined to
trail, monitor and otherwise survcil the
actions and industries of two supposed
narcotics racketeers and believed under
world major domos, one Nash Rambler,
one Duncan Drumm, code-named and
hereafter referred to as Yogi and Boo
Boo."
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Bohart renovated his small shop, includ
ing laying in new flooring from a 19th
century house. He said he intends to stick
with the record operation.'
"I'm not going anywhere," he said.
However, Rodney Dean Ferguson, co
owner of Lincoln's Pickles stores, was
.skeptical about Bohart's enterprise.
"There are too many things against
them,' he said about record rental stores,
"The law is against them, seven large manu
facturers hate their guts and manufactu
rers have plans to release new music on
chromium tapes."
Ferguson .said prices on albums are
dropping and, accordingly, renting a re
cord won't be economically feasible.
Bohart said manufacturers are already
sensitive about rental stores.
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