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Daily Nebraskan
Speaking on issues
that concern YOU!
Congressman Doug Bereuter
Friday, April 23 I xf ; 4
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coupla things that'll 1) irrt
press your friends, and 2) maybe
lose some friends.
All you need is good eyesight,
a little dexterity, and three essen
tials: a pool table, pool cue, and
some Lite Beer from Miller.
CHEAP SHOTS
Here's a goodie. I call it the
"Cheap Shot'.' Place a ball on the
edge of the corner pocket. Then,
take a half-dollar and lean it
against the side rail at the other
end of the table. (If you don't have
a half-dollar, you can always write
home to your parents: they'd love
to hear from you.)
Tell your friends you're gonna
sink the ball in the corner, using
the half-dollar as a cue ball. It's not
hard. Hit the coin solidly on the
edge, just above the center, and it
will roll along the rail knocking the
ball in the pocket. But don't forget
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to scoff up the half-dollar. Be
cause you're not supposed to
lose money doing trick
shots-just win Lite Beers,
THE COIN TRICK
This one drives people nuts. Place
a ball on the head spot With the chalk,
make a circle around it, approximately
8" in diameter. Then put a quarter or
half-dollar on top of the ball. (Yes, you
can use the same one from before, or
you can write home to your parents
again.) Place the cue ball behind the
foot line and have your friends try to
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knock the coin out of the circle.
Chances are, they won't be able
to (this is a good time to work on
your Lite Beer and act smug).
When you shoot, do one of two
things: hit the object ball head-on
with follow-through so the cue ball
knocks the coin out, or hit the cue
ball very, very slowly so the coin
rolls off the object ball.
TABLE MANNERS
Now for simple table etiquette.
After you've "hustled"' your
friends, you gotta keep 'em. So do
what I call ' Clearing the Table.'
Simply offer to buy the next round
of Lite Beer. They'll all clear the
table fast and head for the bar (or
to your room or apartment). Then,
once they all have Lite (just one
apiece-you're not too rich, re
member), tell them with Lite in
hand and a smirk on your face that
your shots were no big deal-you
were just showin' off.
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So
Friday, April 23, 1982
Union Board
hears reports
of committees
I he Union Hoard heard
committee reports Wednes
day at a meeting at the Cul
ture Center,
Union Board President
Laura Meyer said the Ne
braska Unions' budget,
along with guidelines from
Vice Chancellor of Student
Affairs Richard Armstrong,
was approved by the NU
Board of Regents April 16.
The Nebraska Union's
budget had been rejected by
the Committee for Fees Al
location and had also failed
to pass an appeal by the
board.
Armstrong's guidelines
reinstated $12,500 in em
ployee meal benefits, a
$5,577 reduction in the
Campus Activities and Pro
urams office's budget and
$3 LOSS of the $50,000
equipment accrual expense.
Pat Meisler of the opera
tions committee said space
allocations have been assig
ned in the unions for stu
dent organizations. Letters
will be sent to organizations
who applied notifying them
whether they were granted a
space.
Meister sa id any organi
zation that applied and was
not allotted a space may ap
peal at the board's Wednes
day meeting in the Nebraska
Union .
Meister said four addi
tional groups were allotted
space in the unions for next
yeai. Only live applications
were rejected, one because
it was late.
Meisler said six organiza
tions were allotted space in
the Last Union, and one va
cant spot remains.
Steve Hardy of the pio
grams and activities council
committee said the commit
tee outlined lour main goaK
for next year. One goal u,h
to formulate and implement
an effective method of deal
ing with the CI A.
Anotliei goal ua-- '
make more people .iw.iie o'
the CAP olttce. lie said. Cie
almg a moie positive image
of the Women's Uesoiiue
Centei and dealing a me
thod of making lecommen
dations to the hoard about
CAP policies were other
goals.
The board's new public
relations committee repor
ted that it will attend an
AS UN Senate meeting once
or twice a month and re
port on board activities.
The committee also dis
cussed displaying Union
Board " issues and printing
a pamphlet about the un
ions to present at New Stu
dent Orientation.
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