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thursdayapril 23, 1981 daily nebraskan page 3 Volume II THE OFFICIAL SpringSummer 1981 1 J LJJ 2 iTM NEWS ?A T 01 H A R DUCK OF THE WEEK: Sportsman Clock Mallard From The Master Collet, tknr,. 34ft West Prairie Ave. Dccutut UT. A CALENDAR FOR US Preppies insist on doing things according to. schedule. How else to make it to class, on time? Or to the bank, or terry ? The Official Preppy Desk Diary tor 1982 keeps track of every Prep deadline and date to remember from the last day for ordering monogrammed Christmas, merchandise from J. Press to the week Exeter issues mid-semester warn ings. Handy reminders run throughout ("Have down vest cleaned"; "Open summer house"; "Reserve now for Feb. vacation at Stowe"), Space for telephone numlxTs is also pro vided with enough room to list the trustee the cotillion com mittee the nuirina. Mummy & Daddy New England Air tes ter t.auin the club and the" HSA bartender. Do use exclamation points, And parenthetical comment the two can be combined in mid-sen tehee (W) to em phasize the pee-spirited jun-loiing boii vivant side of -your personality, tMi 0$ little arrows with the word "more'" at the bottom of pages are aim handy, DONT nun !er page. . certain breathtew tone iv what yoiuY looking fin. You might also try starting a entem e at the end of one page and ncwr continuing it on the next. Its tike wearing Joah without socks. mess but hep with a capital I From The FumlamrntaU uf freft Cvrrespi'mtrHff, a hr lj,u guide in ludrd wiih The OlVniil Preppy' Stationery 1 NATIONAL BEST SELLER IS ABSOL UTELY OUT OF CONTROL. WHOLE COUNTRY IS GONE BORNEO. OFFICIAL PREPPY GIFTS ARE OUTSTANDING. In a true (tcnuM. vac y everyone can lxv upper class and live in ( lonnec ticuL It s only fair. That s what The- OJjkial Preppy Handbook proves. It s the 800,000 copy 1 national best seller that has made everyone preppy even the Vice President, and people who never went near a prep sc hool in their w hole lite or flunked out. All over the country Mut Ty Hitsy and Kip are c hoosing the pre ferred lifestyle and its approved gear gif ts inspired by The Official Preppy Handbook. ' This newspaper presents exc erpts front The Official Prepy Handbook the kev book to buv 4 4 and read and fea- 1 1 1 ivv Tin ( )f llrinl PreDDY irifts. 1 . . essential things to have. Xhe Official Preppy Handbook Workman Publishing New York On sale, $3.95 OFFICIAL PREPPY GIFTS GUARANTEED TOP DRAWER 20 WAYS TO SAY YOU'RE DRUNK 1 . Bent, out of shape 2. Blasted 3. Bombed 4.. Faced ry. done Borneo f. Uaded 7. Uxiped 8. Paralytic c. Pissed iu Polluted i i . Ripped Schizzed out Shit-faced 14. Smasfwd 1 rv Squashed Tight 17. Traslwd i H. Tu i!cd 1 (). Va.tid 20. Wrecked ' I l-C 11 1 ll)S.I)H'.il Oil lllf lionl of IIkOIIumI l'ii )v'" ii mkum Shin. VlHllllfl llMIIIJoi II I lll .lMH .1' MHI lllf !). L, ill I lie vim t. Il im,,iIIi i.l 21; Yrrlhil h'xr.um jut YnmiUna THE KEY LOOK FOR HOT & HEAVY RELATIONSHIPS The Official Preppy'" Overnight Shirt Wherever the Preppy spends the night, the preferred gar ment is the Official Preppy Overnight Shirt. The front displays the sign of the Crossed Ducks and is emblazoned with the words Prep Sex: A Contradiction in Terms. Preppies wear this shirt while sleeping through Unre quited Love, the night, or class. Note: If someone presents the Overnight Shirt to you as a gift, receive it as a Prep display of af fection. It means that you are practically engaged. There are a number of ac ceptable places where Prep pies wear the Official Prep py Overnight Shirt: At a mixer, checking out the new talent At someone's house in Vermont for the weekend In the cab, the whole time you are kissing on the ride home On deck, during a shipboard romance I n the back row of Psych wi while spreading major gossip General UrtnVo on 1 Operv Monday-Friday, 8-5:30. Saturday, 9-5:30 r Xw anithil'lr: (w iiU'rrpp'" lotr lug. night sAir,, uptuH. dunking hirt, book bag- Xui tWN. Off mt hfff I '7 M OJficiai Preppy? Sktiitmry. 12th & R Streets in Lincoln Center 476-0111
