friday, September 26, 1980 daily nebraskan Jason 's compromise . . . Continued from Page 4 Jason picks up his line of thought from two songs ago. "I'll sacrifice whatever I can't get away with for Marie" he says re flecting. I've known Jason too long to misinter pret this line for a joke. He is deadly serious. I wonder about Marie, half way across town watching a foreign film with an old friend. For the life of me I can't imagine what holds the two of them together after so many strong attempts on both their parts to break free. Neither one of them can stand the type of person the other one is. Jason drains his beer and gets to his feet. He straightens out his shirt and walks over to the table with the four cover-girls seated pensively giggling over their drinks. I hear him ask "would you like to dance?" in the voice he saves for the telephone. There is momentary confusion as to who he is asking to dance. Jason spreads his arms wide and there is a burst of laught er. All four stand up and follow him to the dance floor. Jason moves from woman to woman and manages to look at each of them with the same alluring intensity. He does a quick spin and looks me straight in the eye, giv ing me a big innocent grin. I shake my head. I don't know why I like the man either, but I understand Marie's attach ment. Understand it or not, I like the man, I really like him. Damn it. Next Week: Marie Bites Back ft editor !f we are to believe some com ments in Monday's Daily Nebraskan, intellectual arrogance and egotism are prerequisites of the modern-day college student or athlete. The president of Mensa attempts to claim his group is not elitist, and his grammatical constructions in the direct quote from paragraph four support his assertion. For he begins in the first-person plural and ends in the third -person plural. Along the way he attempts to make a plural pronoun modify a singular indefinate pronoun. Obviously grammatical exactness is not a characteristic of high I.Q. elitists. Two pages later in the same issue, Dunbar criticizes Jarvis Red wine because apparently he isn't selfish enough. Really, Dunbar, just how inane can you get? I for one find Redwine's attitude and comments a refreshing change of pace from the cocky self-assurance and egotism that characterize most modern super stars. Perhaps Lippicott and Dunbar both need instruction that in the game of life, as in the game of football, what really counts "ain't necessarily what ya got, but how ya use it, David J. Hibler Asst. Professor English. Stop abuse The pretty 25-year-old woman in the hospital would look out of place but for the fact that she can hardly hold her head up and eyes keep rolling in her head. Unfortun ately and un ; knowingly she is yet another victim joining the untold millions of females suffering at the hand of the largely male jury that dictates what products we may and may not use. Namely the FDA. Can you tell me, letters to the editor, why an unfair amount of misfortune seems to fall exclusively on our fair, slender shoulders? I am speaking of the recent scandal of the Rely tampon. Hundreds of wom en will suffer and hundreds could die, and this is only adding insult to the injury named birth con trol. Why do -we repeatedly submit to theses outrages known all too famil iarly? I am speaking of high blood pressure, with resultant strokes, tumors of the liver, hair loss, mental depression, loss of sex drives, deadly embolisms, toxic syndromes; and the list goes marching on and on to the tune of the meek shall inherit the earth. As far as I can ascertain, the most, serious problem that affects solely the male gender is that their jock sprays give them a rash. No where do you hear of men with perforated uteruses (I know, but you get the point), men in their 20's and 30's dropping like flies from strokes or suffering from (God forbid) hair loss. 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