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monday, february 25, 1980
By Peg Sheldrick
This is the time of year for two things:
tests and spring break. If you have partak
en enough of the former, you are probably
more than convinced of the need for the
latter. But just in case some doubt lingers
in your mind, just in case some tiny and
extremely stupid voice deep inside of you
is saying "But I don't need that much time
off!," the following test has been provided
to determine just how badly you do need a
midsemester vacation.
humor
Answer the following simple questions
and compare your scores to the indicators
given at the end of the test.
Good luck, and remember to do your
own work or your newspaper will be con
fiscated. f . Someone asks you if you are going to
your parents' house for spring break. You
reply:
a) "No, I think I'll stay here and work
on my term paper."
b) "Parents who?"
c) "Spring what?"
d) None of the above.
2. The gang is going but for a fun
dinner. When they ask where you'd like to
go, you suggest:
a) Sardi's. :
b) The dining room at the Cornhusker
Hotel,
c) The dorm cafeteria (Score extra point
if you do not live in the dorm.) ; ;
d) None of the above.
3. You are looking for some cheerful
reading matter to improve your mood. You
select:
a) Winnie-the-Pooh Through the Eyes of
Dorothy Parker,
b) TheDonny Osmond Story,
c) Kaflca s Metamorphosis,
d) None of the above.
4. The gang is bored and wants some
thing new to do. You suggest:
a) Having a Tupperware party.
b) Having a Mazola party.
c) Studying.
d) None of the above.
5. Your roommate tells you your philo
dendron needs some, water. You respond
by:
a) Setting the watering can near the
plant and yelling, "Get it yourself!"
b) Throwing the plant at your room
mate. c) Watering it using your own bodily
fluids (such as tears).
d) None of the above.
6. You read about last week's acts of
senseless vandalism, which included the
.violent destruction of several windows and
a toilet, and you wonder:
a) What the fuss is all about.
b) Why more toilets weren't destroyed
(particularly pay ones).
c) Why there wasn't a bonfire and a few
turkeys to toss in.
d) None of the above.
7. The love of your life invites you out
at last, but you decline, saying:
a) "No, I think 111 stay here and work
on my term paper.!'
b) "Not tonight, I have a headache."
c) "No, I must be punished. I'm not
good enough for you."
d) None of the above.
8. You go shopping for an album to
jolly up yourself. You purchase:
a) Fifteen Favorite Gregorian Chants,
b) The Village People Meet Donna
Summer,
c) Janis lan's Most Depressing Hits.
d) None of the above.
9. You are sitting in class and suddenly,
to your shock and horror, you become
aware that for the past five minutes you
have not only been sleeping in class but
also:
a) Humming snatches of "La Vie En
Rose."
b) Lying across the aisle with your
head in the lap of a total stranger.
c) Taking notes.
d) None of the above.
10. You are miraculously whisked away
to Fantasy Island. As Mr. Rourke hands you
your pin a colada he asks what your fantasy
is. You tell him you would like to:
a) Play mixed doubles with Tatoo.
b) Ski Crescent, Iowa.
c) Get back to campus and work on
your term paper.
d) None of the above.
Score one point for each "a" answer,
two points for each "b" answer, three
points for each "c" answer, and zero points
for each "d" answer.
If you scored between zerond ten, you
need a spring break badly, but you probab
ly can hold up a day or two more.
If you scored between 10 and 20, you
need a spring break -as well as professional
help.
If you scored between 20 and 29, you
need a spring break starting right now.
Run, do not walk, to the nearest bus
station and get out of here. You are a
menace to yourself and to society.
If you scored a perfect 30, 1 want you
to sit still. Yes, very still. Take all the nasty
sharp objects out of your pocket. Tear
some paper if you like, but sit still. The
truck will be here soon, and you will get
io go away on permanent spring break, be
cause your spring has definitely sprung.
You may wave bye-bye as you leave. Have
a nice break(down).
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Nebraska is last in line for I JHT(Q)T JPlX,
spring break in Big Eight I
By Mary Fastenau
Nebraska's time for spring break ranks
last among seven of the Big Eight
conference schools.
Four schools tie for first by scheduling
their spring breaks March 8-17 while two
compete for second with March 22-31 .
Nebraska finishes a strong last with March
31 through April 7. Iowa State could not
be reached to find out when its break is
scheduled.
The University of Kansas might take the
number one spot for planned activities.
Their spring break is scheduled March 8
through March 17 and includes the option
of three trips, sponsored by Student Union
Activities, according to Randy Blom, trip
director on the SUA Travel Committee.
Blom said between 90 and 100 students
take advantage of the trip to Padre Island
or the skiing trips. About 60 students are
signed up to travel to Daytona Beach, a
new trip this year.
Oklahoma State University also plans
spring break for March 8 through 17, but
they plan programs for the students, such
as the international students, who have to
remain on campus, said Jan Carlson,
director of student activities.
Carlson said the break provides a change
in routine and is beneficial for students and
faculty.
Kansas State University also picks the
second week of March, which Jerry
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