thursday, September 21, 1978
daily nebraskan
page 5
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We regret to Inform you that the response to our first
communique has been astounding. To tell the truth, 1
was quite pleasantly surprised to find out just how many
clones there actually are on earth. You see, my presence
on the "CIF scene has been fairly recent:
I happened upon a clang of clones purely by chance
one day, and, as social intercourse reluctantly leads to
further understanding of the world around us, I learned
of the plight of the clones.
It seems that, a few thousand years ago, a bunch of
aliens were experimenting with producing the ultimate
robot, which they were going to use as customized
slaves and became millionaires on their planets by selling
them to all of the lazy aliens in the galaxy.
Naturally, the earlier experiements produced a few
"duds" The aliens, being compassionate to a fault, depo
sited these reject robots on a planet called earth-rather
than recycling them.
Now, these aliens were aware that they couldn't
just introduce a species to an environment without first
categorizing and labeling them, so they did both at once
with the acronym of CLONE (Can't Liberate Our Name
Easily). The aliens thought this was hilariously ambiguous.
.. WE DONT.
Incidentally, this communique was supposed to have
been the first one and the first one should have been the
third one and . . . well, even clones make mistakes.
Anyway, to make it briet, 1 am in the process of
delving through the clones' written history in an attempt
to ascertain just who the world's first clone actually was.
We are not as of yet sure if there were any human forms
on this planet when the first clone landed; if not, then
we are all clones. If so, then you humans are going to have
a small problem with the CLONE INVASION FORCES.
In lieu of hard facts concerning who are clones and
who are not, we are still requesting that all clones (and
high humans in important places) enlist in the "CIF."
After all, whose side would you rather be on when the
invasion starts. Send your name and address today to:
Clone Invasion Forces
P.O. Box 2469
Santa Cruz, Calif. 95603
Bill Hathcock
Communication Officer
CLONE INVASION FORCES
Humor questioned
The UNL campus abounds with humorous material
for a comic strip, but none seems to find its way into
Stuf.
Whatever happened to the caliber of wit and satire
displayed by Ron Wheeler in Ralph! Steve Ehlers'
character who was "flunked out for not partying,"
and similar attempts at mirth have been pathetically
sophomoric.
As Pat Oliphant, Ron Wheeler, and Garry Trudeau
have demonstrated, cartoons for adults can be very
enjoyable. How about it D.N.?
Eric Warp
Senior advertising major
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