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Wednesday, September 6, 1978
Freak . . .
Continued from Pace 10
research project funded by the Ford Foundation. He
holds a doctorate in applied physics from the Sorbonne in
Paris, and is considered one of the foremost experts in
quantum mechanics in the world. Would you please give
a warm welcome to Dr. Egbert Brayne from Eyeque
Those were the good old days. We may never see their
likes again. When the last of these 'legitimate" game
shows left the air, I kicked the habit.
Let's face it, you don't have to be an intellectual
wizard to compete on High Rollers. You don't even need
a kindergarten certificate. If you can tie your own shoes
and speak without drooling, you've got a good chance of
winning a fortune.
Watching these shows are exercises in aggravation.
SHOW HOST: Now, Mr. Smith, for $10,000 and the
championship, in what European city is the Eiffel Tower
CONTESTANT: Oh geez, I know that one. It's right
on the tip of my tongue. Ah . . ah . . .oh geez.
ME: (Screaming uncontrollably) You idiot! You
moron! He's giving you ten big ones on a silver platter.
Paris, you imbecile, Paris!
mmmmmmmm HOST: I'm sorry, Mr. Smith. The answer is Paris. But
- we don't let our contestants go away empty-handed. As
Wa consolation prize we will give you a gross of hockey
fdrieski Pucks and a vear'8 suPPly of Hamburger Helper.
ItrVieW CONTESTANT: Thanks, I had a wonderful time.
(Trips over shoelaces walking offstage)
Celebrities draw viewers
The most popular game shows seem to be the ones
with celebrity panelists, shows like Hollywood Squares,
Match Game and $20,000 Pyramid, More often than
not you see why they chose show business rather than
some intellectual endeavor. They spend more time telling
the host what they're doing, where they're playing and
how much they love Vegas than helping the contestant
win some money.
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