thursday, august 31, 1978
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Nothing sacred in
Naming punk band
Thinking of starting a punk rock band? Looking for a
suitable name? All you need to remember is that nothing
is too bizzare or obscene for your band, as long as you are
willing to live up to your name. But be careful, the follow
ing names have already been claimed by currently per-
iorming punx oanas:
Squeeze
The Lurkers
Trash
Just Water
The Vibrators
Advertising
Eddie & the Hot Rods
Twinkeys
The Viletones
Wrackless Eric
Chain Gang
The Mutants
The Young Mutations
The Clash
The Suburban Studs
The Cramps
Boomtown Rats
The Mumps
2 Timers
Johnny Comet & the Bowl
cleaners Voolish Virgins
The Depressions
Zantees
Flashcubes
The Nosebleeds
The Sniveling Sluts
The Six F-cks
Warsaw Pack
The Kommunists
Suicide
The Police
Richard Hell & the Voidoids
The Electric Chairs
Storm Trooper
Johnny and the Self
Abusers
Flash and the Pan
The Invaders
The Visitors
Harry Toldeo & the Rockets
Eaters
The Damned
Warm Gun
Maniacs
Asphalt Jungle
Hot Lunch
Teenage Jeses & the Jerks
Slaughter and the Dogs
The Waitresses
Corpse Grinders
Radiators
The Motors
The Valves
The Stranglers
The Buzzcocks
Stinky Toys
Sweaty Tools,
The Soft Boys
The Dead Boys
The Squirrels
The Pigs
Bizzaros
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7:00 J CALLOWAY'S CLIMB A
middle-aged married couple tries
to recapture happier days and
rekindle their marriage, and in
the process, gets Involved with
the rescue of two mountain
climbers. Starring: Patrick
O'Neal, Marietta Hartley. (60
mins.)
O CHIPS Phyllis Dlller guest
stars as a wacky hospital
volunteer whose jokes make life
uncomfortable for officer Baker,
hospitalized with bruised ribs
following a motorcycle accident.
(R; 60 mins.)
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Patti LuPone and Norman Snow find love in a San Fran
Cisco bar when William Sarovan's Pulitzer Prize-winning
comedy-drama THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE' repeats Wed
nesday, Sept. 6 on the PBS Theater in America' series.
Warning: LP is ominous
By Jeff Taebel
If you've ventured into Dirt Cheap late
ly, you may have noticed an ominous look
ing album by a group. The Crap Detectors
entitled Victims Of The Media.
Upon further inspection, you might
have seen that the album jacket contained
several cautionary messages, such as "Warn-ing-This
record can be harmful and
hazardous to close-minded or rationalizing
beings, if you fit into a behavioral pattern,
we urge you to put this record down and
go to the nextstack," and "Caution: De
programming may occur."
At this point, you may have begun to
suspect that this is an album by local tale'nt
talent, and you would have been right. The
Crap Detectors are, in essence, Jim Jacobi
of Lincoln who wrote the album's fourteen
songs as well as singing lead and playing
guitar, bass and synthesized special effects
with some help from Herbie Hill on drums.
Jacobi began writing the music for the
album in the summer of 1976, before the
New Wave explosion really took place, yet
the hard-driving songs have a definite New.
Wave sound.
Side one of the album is subtitled
"Rude, Rash and Raw" and opens with the
powerful title song, "Victims Of The
Media," which has a memorable chorus:
"Victims of the mediavictims of the lies
victims of a rationalsthat's cleverly dis
guised." Other highlights on the side include a
spacy instrumental called "Eichmannism"
and a punk rock mainfesto entitled "Slave
Of The New Wave."
Side two, subtitled "Blunt, Brutal and
Bewildering," contains a dirge-like, semi
acoustic number called "Desparate Depres
sion" which is followed by a blazing rocker
called "Justify," which features an inter
esting vocal performance that may remind
some of Antennae Jimmy Simmons of
Captain Beefheart's Magic Band.
The album was recorded at Jacobi's
home on a four-track recorder. The sound
quality, while occasionally muddy on the
vocals, is surprisingly good for such an endeavor.
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Victims Of The Media is a limited
edition album of sorts. Since The Crap
Detectors did not receive a six-figure
contract from one of the major record
labels, they had to foot the album-pressing
bill themselves and, as a result; the album is
being sold on a consignment basis and is
currently available only at Dirt Cheap.
Jacobi said more copies of the album
could be pressed and distributed to other
local record stores if it sells well at Dirt
Cheap. He said he has no immediate plans
for getting a band together to play his
music locally because there is not, as yet, a
large audience for this sort of music in this
area.
However, if Victims Of The Media
proves successful, we may be seeing
another Crap Detectors effort from Jacobi
in the future. In the meantime, if you're
interested in some loud and brash rock
from a genuine local New Wave artist, you
might give Victims Of The Media a try.
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KOTTER The Sweathogs can't
believe their eyes when they
discover a former classmate,
Rosalie Totsy, working as a go-go
dancer. (R)
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USADE
O O THE WALTON3 After a
year in New York City, John-Boy
returns for a visit to Walton's
Mountain only to discover that
the rural community Is suffering
from dismal economic con
ditions. (R;2hrs.)
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P5 UNO SCENE
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Dee embarks on her first date
with young Luther Lassiter,
hampered only by older brother
Rat who has flipped out over
Luther's sister. (R)
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FRIENDS
CO JOKER'S WILD
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'Comin' Round the Mountain"
1051 Bud Abbott, Lou Costeilo.
The boys, as hillbillies, get in
volved In feuds and love potions.
(90 mins.)
O O THURSDAY NIGHT MOVIE
'Dirty Harry' Stars: Clint East
wood, Harry Guardlno. Police
detective Harry Callahan defies
his superiors, ignores proper
procedures and gambles with
Innocent lives in his effort to
capture a sniper who Is
terrorizing a major city. (2 hrs.)
O O BARNEY MILLER
Detective Wojohowlcz finds his
love life flagging and his concern
mounting when pressures of the
fob cause him a sensitive
emotional problem. R)
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m MOVIE -(MYSTERY-ADVENTURE)
Fiction
Makers" 1967 Roger Moore,
Sylvia Syms. A traveling ad
venturer is mistaken for the
author of far-fetched thrillers and
Is trapped Into carrying out a
robbery. (2 hrs.)
O O 80AP RETROSPECTIVE N
Among the sequences is a review
of Jessica Tate's conviction for
the murder of tennis pro Peter
Campbell. Burt believes in
Jessica's innocence and vows to
bring the real culprit to justice.
(90 mins.)
Q O ELIZABETH R Shadow In
The Sun'
O BARNABY JONE8 The un
wanted attentions of a rejected
Romeo become so persistent
and unbearable that the
desperate girl Involved comes to
Barnaby for help (R; 60 mins )
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Guest Jane Fonda, actress
STAR TREK 'Where No Man
Has Gone Before' (60 mins )
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LIFELINE
'Lifeline,' the non-fiction series
about the professional and private
lives of real doctors, will preview on
NBC-TV Thursday, Sept. 7, with a
program devoted to Dr. Judson
Randolph, Surgeon-in-Chief of the
Children's Hospital at the National
Medical Center in Washington, D C.
This pioneering series will be
presented Wednesdays each week
starting with its premiere presenta
tion on Sept. 20. It will focus on a
different doctor in a different locale
each week. No actors are ever used
and events dictate program
content.
An infant in immediate need of
sophisticated surgery, a 15-year-old
bov with severe abdominal pain and
a 9-year-old girl thought to have a
growth in a lung are the major cases
involving Dr. Randolph during the
telecast. Included are scenes show
ing Dr. Randolph caring for two
young burn victims as well as infant
Fredericko Vargas (pictured with the
doctor).
Hand-held cameras follow Dr.
Randolph at Children's Hospital as he
performs surgery, comforts patients,
talks to their parents and consults
with doctors on his staff.
Barry, Valerie Lagrange 1558:
Chevalier, entrusted as King's
secret messenger, successfully
unmasks court traitors. Having
his fill of adventurous life, he
settles down to a peaceful
existence with a beautiful
woman. (2 hrs , 25 mins.)
OO THE TONIGHT SHOW The
Best Of Carson' Guests: Dolly
Parton, Charlie Cailas, Jose
Molina, Ray Johnson. (R, 90
mins.)
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HIGHLIGHTS Highlights of the
day and nlgr.i play, with Pat
Summerall, Tony Trabert and
Virginia Wade providing the
commentary,
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m O EVENING AT POPS Angel
Romero' Spanish-born classical
guitarist Romero performs
Vivaldi's 'Concerto in 0 Major tor
Guitar and Orchestra.' and
Rodrlgo's 'Concierto de
Aranguez ' (60 mins )
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Mail call brings a multitude of
things for the members of the
4077th. 'Halls Of Anger' Stars:
Jeff Bridges, Rob Reiner.
11:00 Q COLLEGE GAME-WHO'S
NUMBER ONE?
OUNSMOKE
COS LATE MOVIE 'MASH' A
wounded soldier admits an In
discretion and Maj. Burns
demands that Col. Blake
recommend him for a
dishonorable discharge (R)
'Going Home' Stars: Robert
Mltchum, Brands Vaccaro.
11.30 f) PTL PROGRAM
f l O ABC CAPTIONED NEWS
11:40 LEGEND OF BLACK HAND
12:00 O O TOMORROW Host: Tom
Snyder. Guest: Jeffrey Good
man, geological engineer-will
discuss how he predicts ear
thquakes (60 mins )
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Makara" 1967 Roger Moore,
Sylvia Syms. A traveling ad
venturer is mistaken for the
author of far-fetched thrillers and
Is trapped Into carrying out a
robbery. (90 mins.)
1:18 O NEWS
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HARTMAN
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2 30 O MOVIE -(MYSTERY-ADVENTURE)
"Ambush m
Leopard Street' 1959 James
Kennedy, Michael Brennan. A
hoodlum gang plans a quarter of
a million dollar robbery, but
lealouay and greed builds
temat violence (90 mins )
4:00 C) LOVE AMERICAN STYLE
4:30 lA DICK VAN DYKE SHOW
8:00 O ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW
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