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Among the many famous men in history who employed
astrology to guide their destinies was Adolf Hitler. And
look what happened to him.
But astrology not only helps us all to lead better lives, it
Astrology clue to presidential candidates
By Arthur Hofpe Virgo-Virgoans make great leaders. That's because they
A group of 186 distinguished scientists attacked astrol- are true intellectuals with orderly, coolly-rational minds
and meticulous thought processes. Above all, they abhor
emotionalism and would rather die than deliver an imp as- -
sioned, rabble-rousing diatribe. This is what makes them
great thinkers and superb scholars of history, ueorge .
Wallace is a Virgoan. Pisces-Pisces are the cautious, careful, . ploddine
Gemini-This rata a bit comolicated. since we have two types who always cross their bridges when thev come to
provides an instant and simple method for assessing the candidates born under the sign of Gemini, Hubert Humph- mem. On the other hand, thev have an inordinate love of
complexities oi numan character, laxe our leading rey ana scoop Jacxson.. ronunaieiy, ooin are typical water anu nean ior u i every uupunumir. mauy
presidential candidates. For the guidance of inquiring Gemini3. Debunkers of astrology will argue that Humphrey astrologers believe Senator Kennedy would make a fine
voters, herewith their astrological signs so that we will is s stoic, taciturn, introverted conservative while Jackson ambassador to Saudi Arabia,
know what kind of a man we are electing. is a lovable, , ebullient, back-slapping liberal. But this
Cancer-Those J born under this sign are, of course, -merely proves" astrology, works. For what is typical of
moody, withdrawn, sensitive aesthetes, who hate crowds Geminis are split personalities. And surely no two
and prefer the solitary contemplation of chess problems, personalities are more split than these. ' v Before votine, then, study the candidates' astrological
pre-Raphaelite etchings and "gourmet viands. What better , charts so you can wisely determine the kind of man you are
description could you want of Gerald Ford? ; Aries Males of this persuasion are forceful, overbearing choosing for, your, leader. Scientific studies prove this
Aquarius Aquarians arc far-out progressives, spend- exponents of masculinity at any price. Their outstanding method to be 14.2 times more accurate than listening to
thrifts who care nothing for money, preferring to share trait is their decisiveness. They also, one astrologer says, their speeches,
what little they have. They are also unambitious, undis- tend to be "short, fair-skinned storytellers." So, if he ever their speeches
cipiined, undefendable, unruly and hate to .take baths, makes up his mind to run, reach down and shake hands
Ronald Reagan is an Aquarian. He's got the hippie vote in with Senator Muskie. You wouldn't want to see a grown
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