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By Jack Rubrklutch
A spokeswoman for tne Nebraska
Union announced today that Waldow's
Mortuary will be opening a branch
first floor restroom and lounge now
are located.
Mary Mortar, director, of Union
space allocations and floral shops, said
she was excited about Waldow's
decision to move into the Union.
"A lot of people hope the
mortuary is only the beginning of a
whole new kind of
Union," Mortar said.
service in the
Since the mortuary will move into
lounge and bathroom space, Mortar
said it wasn't "a question of squeezing
out existing activities," but "better use
of what is now waste space."
"Four Satellite portable potties
will be located on the mall north of
the Union until two permanent holes
can be dug on the west lawn and
shacks built to provide those services
now offered in space allocated to
Waldow's," Mortar added..
Mortar confirmed plans to relocate
the lounge in currently unused space
behind the bowling alley in the
basement.
In a related development, the Daily
Rag has learned that Rinky Dinky
Food Stores submitted the highest bid
on space for a grocery in the Union.
The store will be located next to the
. Roller Derby rink in what is left of the
Union's main lounge.
Picnic tables and tents wiil be set
up outside the Union to serve as the
new lounge. Space heaters will be
installed during the winter months, the
Rag learned.
Rumor has it that Sterno cans
originally were planned to be used for
heat.
otty plaintiff, proselytes told: up your ANU
By Mark Hoof man v ,
The Consoled to Student Lifers (CSL) heard from
concerned Christians, the vice chief of student affairs,
and a student demanding the explanation of "toilet
stalls" Thursday.
Dimmy Towsend, a UNL student, complained
that the regents' policy on religion was too rigid.
"It does not allow the Christian to convert," he
noted, and suggested a modification of the policy
which currently reads: "There Shalt be Se Deration of
Church and State."
Towsend suggested that "There Shalt be" should
be retained, the word "God" added and the rest of
the statement be deleted. He stressed that such a
statement should imply, "God shall not occur to a
captive audience."
Another UNL student, Joe Iceburg, then rolled
into the room, tied up and gagged. After CSL debated
and voted 8-7 to untie him, he explained he had just
corne from a Christian meeting.
He said Christians at Enable Hall, where he jives,
were not leaving htm atone.---". ---r - . .
Because he had trouble seeing the Christian. Truth,
he said, Christians, In a very Christian way, wrote
Bible verses in black paint on his white car.
"They also carved, Love Thy Neighbor as Thyself,
onto my car windows with icepicks' he said.
"I happened to be tied against the windshield at
the time," he noted.
He asked CSL to reinstate Jewish-directed
Inquisitions on the UNL campus. CSL Chairman Don
Shantybelt said he would take it up with the Chief.
UNL Vice Chief Ken Baiter spoke to CSL about
the reorganization of the University Band-Aid Box
(UBAB). He noted UBAS would be divided into two
centers: one center to dispense Band-Aids, and the
other center to teach students how Band-Aids should
have been dispenses.
CSL student member Calamity Jane asked why
there was so much dissatisfaction with the
reorganization.
Noting that two dispensers had quit and 99 out of
a tOO had threatened to quit in a letter to the chief.
Baiter said, "We're all one big happy family. No
problems. No problems."
Jane then asked how there could be no problems
if so many dispensers had quit or had threatened to
resign.
"This is not unusual," Baiter jd. "Some of my
best friends have resigned from my friendship."
CSL then heard from John Wily who asked for the
definition of a ''toitet stail ." Ho said discrepancies
between definitions in the Student Code of Conduct,
and the regents' policy on toilet stall had left him
confused.
"Does a toilet stall have to have a stool?" he
asked. "Does it have to have a toilet paper dispenser?
Is it mandatory that it have a door on it or the stool a
lid? Should the toilet paper dispenser be close enough
to the stool that the user need not get up? Will a
fireplug or lilac bush fit the definition of toilet
stalls?" he asked.
After 15 minutes of debate, CSL student member
Ann Parttime suggested Wily bring up his problem
with the regents at their next meeting.
Wily demanded to know now. "I've been so
confused I haven't found or used a toilet stall since
school started this semester.
CSL student member Bill Burdenfreug directed
him to the men's room outside the CSL meeting
room after the council, by a 7-6 vote, assured him
that the men's room contained regulation toilet stalls.
Members from ANUS Senate, a CSL ad hoc
committee, presented their annual report. ANUS
President Ron Potatopeel reported that ANUS might
be in trouble next year.
"We might not get the money to hire the usual
1 1 of the student body for voter turnout," h said,
"This would mean there is a danger that UNL might
not have an ANUS Senate next year' he solemnly
noted. .
Potatopeel told CSL that ANUS Senate would
need as much as 1&4.73 to -hire the 1 1, or about
2,054-students-, which the ANUS Saoato-used.td;stap
its election. This is a $1.99 increase over thij year's
cost.
CSL voted to establish an ad hoc committee on
hock. The committee will attempt to raise the $4.73
by posting students with tin cups on campus corners.
They will sell apples, flowers and pencils with all
proceeds going to the ''Save our ANUS" fund.
Potatopeel said he was skeptical about whether
"that much money" could be raised by next spring.
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Book review by Teeth Landgrin.
The Joy of Mating, edited by Helen
Sweetwater.
This massive, illustrated volume,
following as it does on the heels of
Miss Sweetwater's immensely popular
Six Bunnie Wunnies series, is bound to
be an enormous success in Lincoln,
despite the fact it already has been on
the shelves for two years.
Books on the sex lives of rabbits
are, as everyone knows, generally
clinical and boring, full of philosophy
and reticence about the truly "fun"
aspects of mating. But 77)0 Joy of
Mating doesn't fuck around.
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always, admirable; however, the real
credit for this book's success must go
to the delightful rabbit family whose
hedonistic romps in the grass are the
subject of the volume's many
full-color illustrations.
Peter and Rhoda Rabbit (not their
real name?,) and their 37 children
provide a refreshing and enlightening
narrative which keeps The Joy of
Muting from becoming just another
rabbit sex manual.
Peter . and Rhoda show us that
rabbits are, on the contrary, often
clever and imaginative, not to mention
innovative, animals. Anyone who
thinks the answer to the question,
"How long is the hare on a rabbit?" is
"About 10 seconds," will have another
think coming when reading this book.
However, for all its elaborate data!
and blow-by-blow descriptions, The
Joy of Mating definitely is mot
pity hump
designed to appeal to the animal
lover's prurient interests.
Peter and Rhoda are quite frank
and unabashed about their incessant
amorous activities, and their
anything-goes attitude divests the
book of any possibility titillating
nature.
, For example, their depiction of the
oral-digital midair half-twist technique
might seem to be contortionist ic
copulation to most of us members of
the animal kingdom.
But the Rabbits explain it so
simply and happily that, by the time
one has finished the passage, the
ha If 'twist becomes just another
obvious example of "'"doin" what comes
naturally."
Helen Sweetwater has done us all a
favor in compiling 7? Joy of Mating,
and she has contributed an invaluable
addition to the animal sex manual
genre.
It's too bad that, because of the
nature of this book, it is hidden in the
backrooms of bookstores and stashed
under the counter of the Children's
Refer ence Desk at the library.
It's time to bring rabbit sex out of
its closet, to elevate It from the realm
of smutty jokes and country girls'
giggles.
I say three cheers for Miss Helen
Sweetwater, and I eagerly await the
publication of her next work, when
srw departs from the bunny tradition
and explores new frontiers in Jonathan
Esgleton Smt,
Discovers the
Orgasm.
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