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Rednecks. Communists, Gsypcrcci.J, Republicans. k
Feminists- ' ' ' ' CWnN .
All these and others' wIU Xj i.Ua'.lo "pi wnbts; tfi jlr
cause on the air waves by riext JJevrntcrif p fans for a
listener sponsored, community-control i FM- radio
station gel. . . 7 -.
The station, dcscrj be d -J c: 'vrT.-rtfit.. .end
noncommercial, is' xte; aTC.pL Vir;,Cunri
Communications, Inc. It" vt'i- sJicr:'-il t3 fcs in
operation by this spring but WKUrti'i ' ,u dc.cys that
included an absence of coopers Uortts . ,.ne JcVitown
agencies. . '' 'J f.v t-
Much of the problem- stVrns 'frcrCi,.4.tf.-lcffit one
member having ties to.thee Unco i Gzio. Although
the group repeatedly emphc&,; iturj:i -i.tict any
sort of Gazette enterprrsi: parsers v;t-3:.t"i
Gazette apparently also are cpc ri." Reposed
radio station. The . Sunrise? t '-c ;r-;ui5t the
supposed Gazette ties influent. J! Vz .:.VC"rHcsst,,
one local organization-the -.VTCArJ .fct ''tovy 'the
group to set up an antenna or C-3 Vvnt l .'n-'X reof.
This attitude is unfortuir" -,; -;;-;:r jft nrcd,for,.
the service Sunrise is designed to f ;i'V"--'Er &3 news
director of a local comm6icl r-d'J;3L Siid he
questions the ability of comrr",:! V.-'a , to: divcr -quality
news coverage. j He-XU'.a such'lfta;'
postulated by the Sunrise peer V,oi:'1 t3;tn!iJa :l
to present the sort of irirdc;J tip9rtrs "ft'sHs fMllv
public interest, since th0 prpfh't.cr.. .v-:;' J.'r.ot'fcl
present. Such a station coiil.t..
in the commercial market, ha
venture should
member put it,
good music and
gibberish and chatter
human event, not a barrel ic:.:
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rethink in ,f " , . . vnrise, ; ?rc5iS4?P-ss!5. " i
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"I feel I could be useful to society." -Lt. Calley
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iJ ' , XotUmn'sa grs ordmjtn.'y pretty quiet about themselves,
Y r3o 16 iCl 3 V to ths point of prstencing singular is plural. That leads to
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cw ii r'li'o rtfrit ,ino!t '
was yoiin
t icfts cf aositrdftiss, like Vwe were talking to our wife" and
'Sva prefer1 Ucclfcs,"' Thie editorial "we is thoroughly
fiointfs:3. tJ-t thg siience ort personal history isn't. It prevents
' V-rslt. r"f ."'cw tfi life of the writer a good deal of
i is whJa,expos ourselves to ridicule and
LuJTi'.ii;'D.a eery week in front of people we've never met
, Thsyg itlr:l?3 ti loiv by. emerging, Dark Kent-like, from our
C .--cs' Pssides, . sometimes an event occurs in
v c-. .t rrsy personal life, that is too auspicious for silence.
I M-r i'-it.' t rr:v I.Trthdav and how I turned 26.
JDJlfl'. . Czr.tr-; 'to fpdar tiief, college doesn't always take four
;. ,. ' r-''' J .yecr?. :.rpj it tskes 15 or 20. In my case it takes about
' " f.;t &rvi ti hf; t-TWing Over assorted Army posts, stumbling
I . . ' - 1r ,fdh f cf j'-tj. Republicpf Viet Nam and returning,
rnrjOfOn ' '":" - c:j3,-nlc seas of UNL.
KJa IVwVwl'Ol I. 5" " -Arr !,'. s 4 r f .st?es end other debaucheries are brief
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'-.and; r. -i ; I ' J 's'eiiions 81 a non-student outside agitator,
v. rn f rr rS t-'riclan, as a janitor, as a fire -extinguisher
j j s, v, 'j esg ,s cguar bt uasey s ana poina east. goou
' , , ,t' .'t t' -i, to' ; :ct s birthdays, and I'll return to it now. Up to
mjp. " 3 'i.: -1 v.4ftr,'t arty really serious problems. Oh, there
few&y ,"'vitr5t .0- l" ul .f:07.pUcationf at sixteen and eighteen, but I
'"y''t,iA t.Ufty-ort in Ceorgii at about the time the drinking
age in Nebraska dropped to twenty. I missed, thereby, a hassle
and a lot of free beer besides.
Twenty-three arrived in Fort Carson, Colorado, during my
pre-discharge identity crisis, a crisis lasting up to, and about six
months past"my actual discharge in July, 1971. I had an awful
time with 23.
At 24 it occurred to me I, was a student at UNL, which
seemed appropriate after three years (1023 days or about 33
months) of enforced wandering. Twenty-five of course, was,
another thing altogether.
It was then I realized I'd eventually grow old and die.
That's frightening, in combination with becoming unworthy of
Abbie Hoffman's and Jerry Rubin's trust. Car insurance rates
went down, giving me one less thing to complain about.
Chronologically, at least, I could no longer identify with the
Youth Movement. And I found myself apologizing for, even
hiding, the point in life I could scarcely help being.
Twenty-five-Jesus, that's old.
After a hassle like that what tate of woe have I to tell
today, you ask. Actually, none. The traumas seem fewer and
farther apart as I age. After the harrowing experience of 25, 1
simply haven't the energy to get freaked out about 2G, True,
I'm no longer eligible for the draft, but i've grown used to
unnecessary insults from my government. Other than that, 26 '
Is no big deal. I'm younger than Tyler Monson and more active
than Michelangelo, whose birthdays were today. 26, what the
hell? now, 30 is another thing altogether...
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w; Arabs battle money ulcers
You think you have problems wj-!L'7 h V.:.i is
buy gas. Think of the poor Arabs', lie, ..r ' t in
now taking in $40 billion a yes? trie: a tfc.-i tl.r c ' i
Tha offoA hfte haon ri'tcnrtrrvv ' 1 - ' i f -vi
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any ordinary, desert variety v'leik, .
Araby.
Now the sheik was bluwd vAti .:o cr.i
tent and an old oil well out tuCC ! '.if
wives. Suddenly, he was taking fe C If t
"I have resolved that- myj,'";! fgrtiu-,
happily told the Arahy D.iffy TturrriW'
chanae mv live in anv wav." ' ' .
By month's end, the sheik had acquired $30
million, 14 secretaries, a business manager and a
peptic ulcer.
. Ml - - I. ts.l If f U . -I L.
'Ythudi Muezzin, "I can't keep burying money in the
Ltck'yard. I keep striking oil. What about the real
tstati we sheiks are trying to make?".
V
Qrthur hoppe
I 4 a.it ijt.'. metr! ..t-Vrf -
in ccrv,, tie ms iciai . .
daily offering him everything frcrj f.rs
homesite on the shores of bej ,r'f "
Lake Mudd" to 134 different "cr
opportunities." ' .
Salesmen lined up to knoik X '- f i
Meanwhile, his three wives set
small loom) screaming over v j
'very' v.'i
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Mjysq'iitoe (a small Foscju) n t f". r
they were planning to bui'J to'r
Paihian haute couture (hot c:,': - ! .
; riyVishudi said, "but Got da Meir refuses to
i .1 t,ra-i'"-.'
' "V; m Vv, ousnt to put It in the bank," said the
I 1 t od can't,"' Yehudi said. "The banks would have
"fx muCh money to loan. The result would be
- -!- ,;jt inflation and your dollars wouldn't be
worth a plug shekel."
"Well, President Nixon says prosperity's just
around the corner. Let's take a flyer in the market."
"No Mav." YphnHi aiH "P
that if you dump billions into any country, you'll
destroy its currency and create a worldwide
depression."
The sheik sighed. "Okay, we'll leave it buried in
the back yard."
"Impossible," Yehudi said. "That would mean a
worldwide money shortage, and everybody would
starve."
But after two tablespoons of Pepto-BismcJ and
some thought, the Sheik called on his fellow sheiks
and unveiled a fiendish plot. So it was that the Arabs
took all the money they had bilked from the infidels
and simply gave it back to them I
This sudden influx of capital, just as the
economists had predicted, created galloping inflation,
plummeting depression and creeping starvation. Of
course, the sheik was poor again, too.
"But," he said, surveying the economic chaos he
had caused and belching contentedly, "I've never
teen happier."
(Copyrlybt Chronlcl Publishing Co.)
weur evujy, sndfcfi b, 1974
daily nebraskan
