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THE GET OFF WHOSE WHAT?
OR SILENT MAJORITY AWARD
goes to Ann Henry for winning
the ASUN Presidency
with 1 1 votes to spare.
THE QUANTITY, NOT QUALITY
AWARD goes to downtown Lincoln
theater owners for adding 1 1
new movie serf ns in less than a year.
THE WATER OVER THE GATE
AWARD goes to the Faculty Senate
for lambasting espionage on campus,
while it hadn't power to do anything about it.
THE LET'S MAKE A DEAL AWARD
gc.-jr to Johnny Rodgers and Bob Devaney.
THE DID I SAY THAT? AWARD goes
to Democratic National Committeewoman
Francis Ohmstead for linking Watergate
with the Kennedy assassination.
THE BETTER NEVER THA
or TOMORROW NEVER C
goes to the dubious Assoc
THE KIDS NOWADAYS
JUST AIN'T GOT
NO SHAMAN AWARD
goes to Jack Mason
for losing the ASUN
election gracefully.