J edibrio ys fr y u 1 i " V Accountability "A number of things at ASUN have. . .not been covered at the depth that we need. Our programs are not publicized well enough, and students are not informed well enough about our actions." That, according to Michele Gagne, ASUN second vice president, is the reason for publishing a full page advertisement in Wednesday's Daily Nebraskan. Some senators at Wednesday 'si ASUN me ''fig were disturbed enough by her stckbment'ta'pass a resolution asking the Daily Nebraskan editors to explain the paper's coverage of ASUN activities. That invitation has not yet been received, but will not be accepted. There are two primary reasons for this refusal to appear. First of all, the student newspaper is not, and should not be, accountable to the student government. We believe that such an appearance would set a dangerous precedent of student government influencing the student press, as well as opening unlimited possibilities of outside control of the Daily Nebraskan, thus depriving UNL students of a free press. Secondly, we believe that the Daily Nebraskan has provided the University community with coverage of ASUN business that has been accurate, fair, and as complete as possible. A review of Wednesday's ASUN advertisement reveals that much of the so-called "news" is actually history. More than 75 per cent of the programs touted in that page of ASUN "News & Views" were proposed andor developed by previous student government administrations. Much of the remainder of the statement consisted of attractive proposals for future action. But attractive proposals have an , uncanny way of dying before implementation. Of the eight standing committees described in the advertisement, only one (Student Services) has effected an original program. Apparently, the Associated Student Koop will begin operation Monday. But the basic idea of student cooperative buying at UNL dates back to at least 1969. Seven of the eight committees' sections contained in the advertisement were filled with listings of the accomplishments and proposals of past ASUN administrations: -The statements concerning the Center for Educational Change, and the Communications Committee, the Environmental Task Force and the Legislative Liaison Committee contained little more than explanations of those groups' functions and duties. While boasting of the productive possibilities of Free University, the advertisement fails to mention that under the Beecher administration the Free U budget was chopped by $1000. -The summary of the Human Rights Committee activities contains some of the more prominent inaccuracies of the advertisement. Pointing to the Tenants' Rights Handbook as a major recent accomplishment, the advertisers do not bring to the readers' attention that the booklet was prepared two years ago and distributed one year later. Until recently ASUN President Bruce Beecher had been adamant in his refusal to fund UNL minority student organizations, yet "assistance" to groups is listed as one of the accomplishments of the Human Rights Committee. -The explanation of the Legal Rights Committee cites the development of a Student Legal Rights Information Card. That development, in fact, took place during the 1971-72 school year. Furthermore, the student committee chairman instrumental in the development of the card was not re-appointed in spite of his request for another term. Under the leadership of his replacement the Legal Rights Committee, to our knowledge, has developed no new programs or services. -The Student Services Committee appears to be the only arm of the ASUN administration which has achieved anything of substance. But this has come only after considerable delay and expenditure of student fee money. The Beecher administration claims the "students are not informed well enough about our actions." But most of the actions cataloged in the recent advertisement are the accomplishments of past ASUN administrations. The Daily Nebraskan reported them when they happened. If and when ASUN acts the Daily Nebraskan will make every attemp to cover those actions. This has always been the case. Perhaps it is ASUN, and not the Daily Nebraskan, which should be held accountable. Tom Lansworth Cheryl Westcott Michael (O.J.) Nelson Zjegling ulSOdSO spreads WASHINGTON-A mysterious new malady is sweeping Washington. The first symptom victims show is that they "Ziegle." The derivation-' of this new medial term Js unclear. Bufa -the gently struck flown ;Jn heiq Jximej was my friend, Homer Hornet, a young ace newsman we'd all thought tough as nails. For the past crisis-ridden month. Hornet had the enviable job of covering press briefings at the Pentagon and the White House, where, twice daily, Jerry Friedheim and Ronald Ziegler, respectively, fully inform the citizenry of what its government is up to. All seemed going well until last week when young Hornet fc&rrrA ft mm V5 1 rum i b. ii called his wife, Harriet. "I will be returning in the very near future," he said. "Will that be an hour or two hours, dear?" she said. "I have to know when to put the meat loaf in." "My posture on that remains the same as my posture on that was yesterday when it remamelheslme as my posture on the day before," he said. And he hung up. Two days later, Hornet weaved into the house to be greeted by his frantically worried wife. She looked into his glazed eyes and frowned. "Homer" she said accusingly. "You've gotten bombed over at the Pentagon again." "We have no information for you at this time as to whether the Pentagon does, or, on the other hand, does not exist," said Hornet. "But of course it exists," she said. "Everybody knows that." "Our posture, as you well know, is never to comment on the propaganda put out by the other side," Homer said. "I can only tell you that no one, as far as we know at this time, has gotten bombed. Not on purpose." "What other side?" asked Harriet, with growing anxiety. "I think I made it perfectly clear to you a week ago last Wednesday that negotiations are, or, as the case may be, are not taking place at that time," he said. "This remains my posture on that." "What negotiations?" "I have no further comment on that. I don't want to inject myself into the context at this time as to whether 'that time' in reference to a week ago last Wednesday also refers to 'this time' in reference to today. I think I have made this clear." - "Are you feeling all right, dear?" Harriet asked, wringing her hands. "I have no further comment on that. When I said earlier this week that I felt fine on my way to the White House which may or may not-and I don't wish to go further into that at this time-exist-aaagqghhhj' When Hornet collapsed, Harriet rushed him to the hospital Overworked physicians took one look at him and diagnosed his case as "Acute Inflammatory Zieglitis," a non-cummunicable Washington disease that has reached the epidemic stage around here. I called the other day to inquire as to his condition. "His posture, said the doctor, "is the same as his posture was yesterday and the day before that." "What is his posture?" I asked apprehensively. "He lies with his legs drawn up in a fetal position," said the aocior wun a sign, ootn hands clapped across his mouth " (Copyrloht Chronicl. Publithlng Co. 1973) ov,,us mouir. page 4 daily nebraskan friday, january 26, 1973 ' 1-.- .ft,,.. & H. .1... .