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FOR SALE
'67 Triumph Spit Fire, Wire wheels,
radio, good condition, $1095,
475 2903,
1964 MGB, looks great, runs great,
make offer, call Cather Hall 317.
1967 Camaro Convertible. Original
owner, excellent condition, low
mileage. 434 1806.
1970 Honda 350, Moto-Sport, biue,
good condition. 475-1652, after
6 p.m.
Must sell. 1970 350 Honda, 112
Trenridge, 434 9069.
Sony 530 tape recorder. Eico 80
watt stereo amp. 475 6558.
SUNN GUITAR AMPLIFIER
andor LOUDSPEAKER
SYSTEM. Highest offer.
475 6558, 475 6524.
1968 Honda 350, 5,000 miles. High
risers, TT pipes. Perfect.
4754347.
Do it. . . buy a waterbedl Call
International Waterbed at
488-0459 today. Lowest prices
in town: $29.95.
1963 Dodge 880, very clean, new
tires, $350. Also 8 x 34 Mobile
Home, furnished, $1300.
435 2004.
Marlette 1 2 x 60 Mobile Home, 2
bedroom, central air, excellent
condition, good location. Must
sacrifice. Best offer over $4000.
466 2984.
Water you waiting for?? Waterbeds
$27.95 to $39.95. Call T. J.
Enterprises at 488 0459.
'63 Corvair van, $300 or best offer.
Call 466 5752 after 6 p.m.
1970 Vette, convertible with aux.
hardtop. Power & air. 11,000
miles. Best offer. 475-2702.
Stereo components. Discount
prices. 466 0930.
WATERBED EXPERIENCE
Wholesaleretail, Mattress
$9 $65, 20 mil Union Carbide
vinyl, 10 yr. guarantee. Heaters
$12 $35, silicone rubber, 400
watt, 115 v. thermostat.
Waterbed Experience, 2259
Polk, S.F., Calif. Call (415)
4415111, 4412744
Distributors wanted.
Waterbeds groove only when you
do. . .$29.95. T. J.
Enterprises 488 0459.
FOR RENT
We need a roomate! (Female) call
434 4939, ask for Carol
(summer only).
Summer Roomers, new air
conditioned building. Contact
Cornhusker Coop. 1319 R, or
call 432 1410.
Want female roommate for
apartment close to campus Call
432 8511. ext 238, for Lynn
Male roommate to share apartment,
47th & Starr, 466 3698
WANT TO RENT
Want apartment to sublet for
summer. Must be close to
campus. Call Lynn, 435 6320.
HELP WANTED
Needed now! Part time, full time
students for King's Restaurants.
Waitresses and car hops. Apply
Oeri Cole, 48rh & O. 489 6521
Service Station looking for
experienced students for
summer work. Apply Pleasant
Dale Mobil , Pleasant Dale
Interchange, 795-8915.
LOST
Term paper on "Student Activism"
and white spiral notebook.
Reward. 475 4871
MISCELLANEOUS
Student Tour of Europe. $799.
Nine countries, July 24 August
14 from Kansas City. Dr.
Trautrimas. Midland College,
Fremont, Nebraska.
GRADUATION
ANNOUNCEMENTS. Personalized
with name, degree and college.
GOLDENROD PRINTING CO.
215 No. 14th. Phone 432 2128.
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departments are available.
ENROLL NOW. $17.00 per
credit hour. Call or visit the
University Extension Division
for counseling and information,
511 Nebr. Hall, 472 2171.
Needed :
Omaha.
Summer car pool to
John Miller 434 0288.
WATCH & CLOCK REPAIR
CAMPUS BOOK STORE, 13TH
& R.
Sewing and alterations.
Moore at 799 261 5.
Call Pat
Measles. You're kidding, Leo
for the finest in popcorn. . . ;
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Is There Life A
If you are looking for the adorable whimsy which has made
this column such a popular favorite among my wife and my little
dog Spot, you will not find it today. For this is my last column of
the school year and therefore a leave-taking, an occasion of sweet
solemnity. I will not try to be funny in this final column. (I've been
told I often achieved this goal in earlier columns, but those were
only lucky accidents. Today it's on purpose.)
Further, because of the gravity of the occasion, there will be
no commercials today for my sponsor, the brewers of Miller High
Life Beer. In this decision the brewers of Miller High Life con
curred readily-nay, enthusiastically ! an act of industrial states
manship totally typical, you would say, if you knew the brewers
of Miller High Life as I know the brewers of Miller High Life;
I mean here are gentlemen gray at the temples and heavy with
honors who still rush to the brewery as eagerly every morning as
if they were youngsters only just beginning; I mean all they care
about in the world, the brewers of Miller High Life, is to put the
best of all possible beers inside the best of all possible cans and
bottles and then go, heads high, into the market place with their
wares, confident that the inborn ability to tell right from wrcng,
good from bad, meritorious from shoddy, which is the proud herit
age of every American, will result in a modest return to themselves,
the brewers of Miller High Life, for their long hours and dedicated
labors-not, it goes without saying, that money is of any conse
quence to the brewers of Miller High Life; all these simple men
require is plain, nourishing food, plenty of Miller High Life, and
the knowledge that through their efforts the lives of beer drinkers
everywhere have become a little more relevant an attitude which
I, for one, find heart-wrenching; indeed, so moved am I that I wish
to state right here and now-I declare it publicly and proudly-that
as long as there is breath in my body, I shall have only the highest
regard for the brewers of Miller High Life, no matter how my
lawsuit for back wages comes out.
(I am only having my little joke. Of course I'm hot suing the
brewers of Miller High Life for back wages. They have always
paid me promptly and in full. True, they have not paid me in
money, but 111 bet you never met anyone who's got as many Miller
bottle caps as I do.)
But I digress. As I was saying, there will be no commercial
today for Miller High Life because of the solemnity of the occa
sion. This is goodbye for many of you, especially those who were
unable to avoid graduating. To these unfortunates I say, be of
good cheer. It will accomplish nothing to slink home and assume
the fetal position. Remember. the,re are other good things in the
world besides going to college. I admit they don't spring to mind
at the moment, but there must be. And if not, here's an easy solu
tion : jubt dye your hair, shave your beard, change your name, and
start over again at some other college.
And so in these last lambent moments, let me say to all of
you, my gentle readers, it has been a great pleasure writing this
column through the school year. Believe me. pleasure is not a com
mon commodity in the life of a writer. There are an appalling
number of hazards in this game a drought of ideas, for one;
catching your necktie in the roller of your typewriter, for another
-so when a writer is blessed, as I have been, with an audience as
alert and intelligent as you, he must take his hat in hand and hi
necktie out of the typewriter and make a thankful bow. This
I now do.
Ao revoir, gentle readers. Stay happy. Stay loose. And as you
travel down life's highway, remember these lines from Shake
speare's immortal Pa jama Game:
Up your beer enjoyment, fellow.
Raise your pleasure quotient, neighbor.
Switch to Miller, bright and mellow.
You'll enjoy its groovy fieighbor,
Now that the year is over and
at Miller High Life would like to
enjoyed bringing you this column,
lawsuit comes out.
fter Commencement ?
the brewery hat survived, w
say that we Kavs thoroughly
no matter how Mr. Shulman's
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 12, 1971
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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